Yeah I'm not good at it

As long as it's tasty

I don't know yet, it's still hot

>not taking a bite right away

Pussy

pussy castella

Nice

Feckin lols. Some old woman on the train home was having trouble lifting her cart up by her seat. I asked if she needed help, and she was all old-lady-sweet and declined. Halfway home she gets a call, and starts complaining about a recent visit to the denist and how expensive it was.

"I should have worn a veil or some shit. I would only have had to pay $5. That's all those people have to pay."

Quite audible derision. 😄

Train full of them of course, and she was giving zero fucks.

It was strangely beautiful.

Based old lady

So she can vote a government that changes this situation and the people in veils can't

Why does she complain?

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Me IRL

That's probably the only emoji I like from the Steam event

Comfy cute piggy

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https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/items/1017190/28e68b1fdaa1123eecbfcbae11a58d3619db140d.png

That's also cute

>akamai

woah wealthy steam

Nobody can afford Akamai

Oh?

Steam uses Akamai as a CDN according to that URL. Akamai is expensive as hell

Hasn't it been using akamai for a long while, now?

I don't know, it's the first time I see an Akamai URL

I wonder if the download servers for the steam games are Akamai, too

https://juliareda.eu/2019/02/article-13-worse/

If that's the case they would be paying millions for Akamai

That I don't know

I do know that they've been using akamai to deliver images, though

Akamai is extremely great. They manage to reliably offer a 24/7 output of 10 gbit and below 15 ms latency to the entire world, they're bigger than CloudFlare from a CDN point of view

But extremely expensive

The one case where price = quality

I've used Akamai on a few projects already, never had a hosting bill below 10k on these projects

`Eighty-five percent of the world's Internet users are within a single "network hop" of an Akamai CDN server.`

`Akamai delivers daily Web traffic reaching more than 30 Terabits per second.`

I wish I had so many servers

I wish I had even half of that speed

https://www.akamai.com/uk/en/about/facts-figures.jsp

I wonder if Akamai could DDoS CloudFlare if they put their entire infrastructure into it

They could make their servers self-combust, if they were to do that

Lmao Spotify stores all music on their CDN

Imagine the hosting bill

Steam uses Akamai since forever

They even allow users to store the screenshots on it

Even user avatars are on it

Isn't that exactly the point? Akaimi is basically everywhere and the big guys get a custom contract anyway. Why shouldn't Steam/spotify host there?

https://github.com/praydog/RE2-Mod-Framework

>Akaimi

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Why the fuck am I only finding out now that there's a God Hand mod for Doom

Wait what

Oh, neato

Kind of looks like those RE mods for Doom

Tfw 5 inches of snow dropped during my 2 hour nap

Why g*d why

because fuck you

I'll drop my 5 inches into you during your 2 hour nap

Only woke up because a fucking school bus is idling outside my house

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How thin are your walls that you can hear it

School buses are loud, man

Diesel engines are no joke

lol america

I'm Sicilian dumbass

Fatthew confirmed for illegal immigrant

Ice wants to know your location

<share> <share>

please click suitable option for you

@Julian ice almost got into my house the other day

american insulation at work

I'm Sicilian dumbass

indeed that makes things even worse

you are correct good sir

How much are you spending on heat if ice is seeping through your walls

Trying to take a big shit, them I'm gonna go start up the snowblower

@Julian I don't pay for heat. I just got fat instead.

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Another question, were you fat all your life or did you get fat at one point and stayed like that?

>be matt
>have urge to shit
>go to the toilet
>sit down
>become one with the toilet due to low temperature gluing your buttcheeks to the toilet seat

😦

I got fat in the years proceeding my dad getting me a Nintendo 64. I was a cute little boy until then

Damn you wave race 64

How old were you then?

Uhhhh

98?

Worthless.

apparently 96

yo, anyone recommend some board games for 5+ players?

Monopoly

If it came out in 96, that would make me 5 at the time. But I was at least 9

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excluding that

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DnD