I'll drop my 5 inches into you during your 2 hour nap

Only woke up because a fucking school bus is idling outside my house

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How thin are your walls that you can hear it

School buses are loud, man

Diesel engines are no joke

lol america

I'm Sicilian dumbass

Fatthew confirmed for illegal immigrant

Ice wants to know your location

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please click suitable option for you

@Julian ice almost got into my house the other day

american insulation at work

I'm Sicilian dumbass

indeed that makes things even worse

you are correct good sir

How much are you spending on heat if ice is seeping through your walls

Trying to take a big shit, them I'm gonna go start up the snowblower

@Julian I don't pay for heat. I just got fat instead.

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Another question, were you fat all your life or did you get fat at one point and stayed like that?

>be matt
>have urge to shit
>go to the toilet
>sit down
>become one with the toilet due to low temperature gluing your buttcheeks to the toilet seat

😦

I got fat in the years proceeding my dad getting me a Nintendo 64. I was a cute little boy until then

Damn you wave race 64

How old were you then?

Uhhhh

98?

Worthless.

apparently 96

yo, anyone recommend some board games for 5+ players?

Monopoly

If it came out in 96, that would make me 5 at the time. But I was at least 9

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excluding that

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DnD

Maybe you didn't get N64 at launch

You don't have 5+ friends stop fucking lying

also giving timeframe helps too