Ever experienced that

Like you keep coming up with topics

They just answer with a simple yes or no

thats your fault for talking to *everyone*

And they just like

I don't

But just everyone that I meet

i am the yes-and-no person

"oh whatcha gonna do this weekend"

and i dont want you striking up conversation topics with me when i m clearly not interested

"yes"

oh okay

based

Okay, I guess ~~men~~~ boys just don't talk a lot.

@StickyDonutHoles i only know the roles reversed. People asking me how my weekend was and me answering "good". after the third time, they said "you re supposed to ask me too about my weekend"

Isn't that normal?

dumb cunt co worker, mind your own business

Like I ask them and they never ask me back.

They're just friendly and wants to like not appear awkward.

Silence seems awkward to a lot of people

not my problem tbh

forced small talk isn't fun

i'm good at it though

it's also unneeded

"how's the weather"

it's only something you do with people you barely meet

@Hiruzen you answer this question by "curl wttr.io"

real friends can take the silence without it being awkward

based

What do you do with people you meet everyday

Like I meet to work

I say goodmorning, they say morning back

And I just start my pc

...you don't need to say anything more?

and there can go fucking hours without a single word

Ah

if they don't approach you themselves it's fine to just stay quiet

So people don't find it weird that you don't say anything?

you say good morning, and if they try to force a conversation you say "I have work to do"

ez

I'm a fan of the "not talking unless you have something important" to say shit

i talk when it's needed or i want to say something

yeah

What if you want to make friends?

You do that in breaks or what

then i skip the small talk

i see someone talking about something im interested in, i approach them

y'know

and ask about it

yeah, that's how I go on doing it

I see.

I don't have many friends, but those that are my friends are good friends

people who have the same interests as me are usually spergs, so no interest in making friends

there's also this to consider

i've got 8-ish good friends and many more friends i don't see every day

I have like one friend, who barely talks because busy with work.

I have around 5

The thing is, I want to make friends

But everyone around me either talk about fortnite, dota, smoking weed or fucking 9gag.

yikes

I thought that since I would be working in IT, I would have someone to actually talk about it.

But if they talk about IT, they would talk about "muh graphics cards, muh processors look at my RAZER NAGA"

I'm sick of it,.

/g/ irl

big yikes

kek

And I just go like "haha yeah, that's fine hey let's talk about linux"

don't reveal your power level

jesus

Fun fact, I am the only person in a department of about 40 guys who use linux.

They all use windows 10 and defend it religiously.

>he revealed his power level

n-no

I never actually said "lets talk about linux"

If anything my convos have just been "oh yeah haha dota I played that game back in 2007..."

Or we just talk about Windows 2016 server.

put basshunter - dota on blast

"heh, look at my package number on this screenfetch I took yesterday. I managed to go down by 3 packages"

you'll get all the women (guys)

VI SITTAR

Actually this guy asked me to help him with his resume

He is like 300kg and looks like a bloated beachball

date with a catholic girl, whats your best tips csg?

When I looked at his resume, his pubic beard and acne was magically gone

@Phatique Don't be a degenerate.

im not

Do not mention anything about doing drugs, drinking or past girlfriends.

is this the homegirl type

If you are actually a traditionalist

Just say you want a stable marriage and family

Done

shes south american, dont think they are just like white ppl catholics

Are you also south american?

argentinian yes

im white

argentina is white

>Awful is argentinian

"argentina is white"

Explains a lot of shit