Mate*

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Australian_English_sexual_terms

@spaqin indeed lada Niva is perfect like UAZ Classics too

if you dont look at their gas usage

those fuckers suck you dry

did u have one

nah just want on badly :P

10l/100km or so

cant be that bad

dont hoon it much

10/100 on highway :P

probly 17L /100 city :P

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kek

ouch, i meant

I honestly want to drive a breadbox

UAZ-452

I want a Maserati

tfw no Maserati

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>carposting

maserati is the discount italian supercar

Ugh

which means it aint a supercar

No it's just a super comfortable regular car

You guys found the one way to make me stay awaway

Good

yeas @Hiruzen uaz classics fuckers can climb a vertical wall if they so want to

From now on we shall only speak about cars

Ok stay away then @Matthew

based and breadpilled

with mere cost of 22L / 100km

ouch

it can go on mountain roads though

based commie engineering

as reliable as T34

i mean at best economic drive in 80km/h they use mere 11.2 liters / 100

and iirc the city usage is closer to 22 than 11 :P

but you can haul everything everywhere

in that sad boi

https://lambda.sx/fAk.png

i mean uaz hunter would not be bad either

best thing on all of those is the higher than normal seat height

and viewpoint above your average cars

I kinda want to live off in one

>uaz hunter >sucks 13.2L per 100km

max speed of 130

oh my

probly needs to be registered as truck too

literal tornado in the fuel tank

pardon

whirlpool is the water version

Also how hard is it to become a home mechanic?

hard

Like to do simple repairs

No no

buy tools

Just like repairs on your car

after you eat that cost

you need to learn somehow

after I eat the cost?

of tools

I mean I already know how to change tires, change oil and smaller stuff.

depends what you need to do

a socket wrench should be enough for most

I guess like

Changing lights, some minor engine stuff.

But alright

>waste 2 hours trying to fix shit
>give up and go to sleep
>10 minutes after I'm in bed I get the revelation on how to fix said shit

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for changing lights you dont need tools at all

most of the time, that is

I see.

I just want a car that is easily fixable, cheap, reliable and have a sturdy build

Oh, how one man can wish

do you want the ferrari in red or black

I said cheap

old and reliable

must be JDM

@Hiruzen woops

does it include the i10

I unno, prob not

What the fuck to do today, though

Girlfriend is sleeping on the couch, I have no games I wanna play or friends I wanna hang out with

meanwhile, based mgtow followers like @Hiruzen and me are enjoying our freedom, watching laotian cartoons and playing video games

It wasn't really about my girlfriend

Just that if she was awake I would've watched a movie with her

But like, I just don't know what to do anymore

Anything fun costs money

shitposting is free

watch a movie by urself, so you don't have to answer stupid questions

shitposting..

he has already been domesticated by his mistress

I haven't, though.

Alright, where should I shitpost?

Why is that everyone always expects me to come up with topics.