Anything fun costs money

shitposting is free

watch a movie by urself, so you don't have to answer stupid questions

shitposting..

he has already been domesticated by his mistress

I haven't, though.

Alright, where should I shitpost?

Why is that everyone always expects me to come up with topics.

Ever experienced that

Like you keep coming up with topics

They just answer with a simple yes or no

thats your fault for talking to *everyone*

And they just like

I don't

But just everyone that I meet

i am the yes-and-no person

"oh whatcha gonna do this weekend"

and i dont want you striking up conversation topics with me when i m clearly not interested

"yes"

oh okay

based

Okay, I guess ~~men~~~ boys just don't talk a lot.

@StickyDonutHoles i only know the roles reversed. People asking me how my weekend was and me answering "good". after the third time, they said "you re supposed to ask me too about my weekend"

Isn't that normal?

dumb cunt co worker, mind your own business

Like I ask them and they never ask me back.

They're just friendly and wants to like not appear awkward.

Silence seems awkward to a lot of people

not my problem tbh

forced small talk isn't fun

i'm good at it though

it's also unneeded

"how's the weather"

it's only something you do with people you barely meet

@Hiruzen you answer this question by "curl wttr.io"

real friends can take the silence without it being awkward

based

What do you do with people you meet everyday

Like I meet to work

I say goodmorning, they say morning back

And I just start my pc