<@&209260592911876096> can we get this emoji

stfu

no u

go back to <#365921969004216320>

Daily reminder that a culture of cheating is extremely prevalent and accepted in India, so poos often enter the workforce completely unprepared and ignorant of the subject they have a degree in, undercutting legitimate laborers

But yes, superpower by 2020

😂

@Matthew Got any sources for those claims?

I would really like to read more

@StickyDonutHoleshttps://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/LessCredibleDefence/comments/9uwqzk/iama_us_naval_officer_who_spent_5_days_onboard/

Literally just google culture of cheating india

What is your opinion about their war capability?

Truthfully, after touring their ship extensively I would be very much surprised if the majority of their armament even successfully fired, let along hit anything.

😂 😂 😂

@Sdeck37 @Matthew Thank you, both of you

Thank you for doing the needful, sir love from India

Are you pajeet?

No no, sir, my name is Ranjeet. I just am thanking you for doing the needful sir please thank you rate five stars

yes, black fat monkey veri funny sir

"Whoever said this must be a Paki!"

Like clockwork.

Heh

The absolute STATE of euros

What's the problem with that?

It's not a hard limiter anyway

>using a new car

oy you have your license to drive 55?

Nah, actually it only limits the cruising speed, you can still push on the accel to override it

Though automobile associations worry about some drivers feeling like "well as long as I'm at the limit I'm safe right?"

I'm more concerned about EU imposing black boxes in cars

(still not voted but EU is thinking about it)

Odd occurrence @ train today. Two teenage akbar girls sat down in the same 4-seat unit as me, on the opposite two seats. Nothing particularly weird about that, as such, but 12 minutes into a 16 minute journey, one of them hops over and sits next to me, and the other one starts making panicked akbar noises.

OK I added it

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Hey

I voted no

This is massive homo sex from you porco

Also the Indian service rifle is supposed to be a copy of the AK 47 but they somehow managed to fuck it up so serverly no one who would actually use a gun carries one, they use AKs

https://twitter.com/SpongeBob/status/1110907085615697925?s=09

glad I grew up watching woke cartoons

Did anyone here ever get a gaming chair?

Those weird chairs in a racing style

And if yes, are they more comfortable than usual office chairs?

I'm especially looking at the noblechairs "EPIC"

Because I can get it about half priced

@porcothey are not more comfortable. They will destroy your lower back. They're made to look cool on stream

Just like real racing chair isn't made to be comfy, it's made to stop you from dying if you crash.

And gaming chairs are supposed to help you survive gaming?

yes

Gaming has a 100% mortality rate. <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

Fun fact: 100% of gamers die

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Sitting in the cafeteria doing paperwork, and this lady is interrogating her husband about every. Little. Thing. "Are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Do you want a coke? What about diet coke? Water? What time is it? Have you gotten any texts? When is the last time joe called? Do you have appointments next month?"

One question after the other

No wonder old men end up murdering their wives

>American women

Very sad!

*Sad!*

Okay thanks for coming to my TED talk

0% of gamers die

because gamers don't die

they respawn

They respawn

Fuck

got pked in detroit lost 15m and my dragon dildo o fuckkk

@Matthew i mean you do work in a hospital, guy might have gotten a bad diagnosis and she's trying her best to do something even though she knows she can't do much.

@johnfrum naw my man, he was here for an eye clinic appointment. He had his eyes dilated and he just wanted to enjoy his BLT

>interrupting someone's BLT moment

are american women really like this?

Man

the letter from my penpal is so wholesome

Show stamp

she didnt send one with a stamp

its the friend im buying a stamp for

my stamp stuff is at work

ill type up a reply in the morning

@Pawp show us her nudes bitch

I actually do have a photo of her but Fuck no im not sharing it

its not a nude it just a general photo

> he doesn't even have nudes

*Sad!*

but i dont want her nudes 🤔

I want theemotional satisfaction of digging inside of her head

John didn't understand this when I told him I have the same interest

Emotional voyeurism is the best.

https://youtu.be/ZN0CIQhbqNw

its comfy to just be able to just ramble in a letter and ask hjow someone half a world away is doing

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Don't tell me you're talking to a EURO

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

<:kms:327934280619655179>

No shes an american

<:deletdis:560200664794398741>

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

majority of my penpals are american

i have one kiwi tho