Message from @sum

Discord ID: 534552038097420288


2019-01-15 00:06:52 UTC  

That involves pulling the trigger? <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2019-01-15 00:07:13 UTC  

No idea how he managed to pull the trigger tho

2019-01-15 00:07:36 UTC  

Dog was gunshy ever since

2019-01-15 00:07:38 UTC  

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2019-01-15 01:06:30 UTC  

*[Insert obligatory comment to satisfy Matt about the US and guns]*

2019-01-15 01:29:07 UTC  

The time for obsession has passed, it's been over an hour

2019-01-15 01:33:32 UTC  

>tags drama, mystery, mature
oh boy here we go
>suddenly footfaggotry in every chapter

2019-01-15 01:33:47 UTC  

Nuke the Japanese third time

2019-01-15 01:55:55 UTC  

wish i could enjoy a burg with President Trump

2019-01-15 01:56:11 UTC  

wrapped in lettuce of course

2019-01-15 01:56:42 UTC  

people are already in a fit about it

2019-01-15 01:56:51 UTC  

What, burgers?

2019-01-15 01:57:08 UTC  
2019-01-15 01:57:25 UTC  

guess they dont like burgs

2019-01-15 01:57:41 UTC  

Who doesnt like burgers?

2019-01-15 01:57:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/534551730772508672/unknown.png

2019-01-15 01:57:58 UTC  

Trump paid for the food himself

2019-01-15 01:58:42 UTC  

At this point I'm wondering if there would be something Trump wouldn't be criticized for

2019-01-15 01:58:48 UTC  

That's cool

2019-01-15 01:58:57 UTC  

Probably leaving President job to Hilary or something

2019-01-15 01:59:07 UTC  

I assume the kitchen staff at the WH is still functional

2019-01-15 01:59:10 UTC  

@sum it's a funny sight though

2019-01-15 01:59:21 UTC  

Not so funny since now I'm hungry 😠

2019-01-15 01:59:33 UTC  

but he took it upon himself to buy food that these guys would probably really like to highlight the shutdown

2019-01-15 01:59:37 UTC  

President of America standing behind a pile of burgers

2019-01-15 01:59:42 UTC  

its fitting

2019-01-15 02:00:03 UTC  

I havent had a filetofish in years and now I want one

2019-01-15 02:00:06 UTC  

I like all of the candles and the sauce packets in the gravy boats

2019-01-15 02:00:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/534552354327101451/IMG_20190115_023206.jpg

2019-01-15 02:00:33 UTC  

tRuMp PrOmOtEs FaSt FoOd WhIcH hElPs SpReAd ObEsItY

2019-01-15 02:01:07 UTC  

>tfw no fast food chain makes good fries anymore

2019-01-15 02:01:09 UTC  

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2019-01-15 02:01:15 UTC  

@jared Lincoln kitchenware is used and people are throwing a fit over a gravy jug holding cups of mcnugget sauce

2019-01-15 02:01:28 UTC  

pictured above is jesus in the last supper

2019-01-15 02:01:51 UTC  

“The President wanted to host a fun event to celebrate the College Football National Champion Clemson Tigers. Because the Democrats refuse to negotiate on border security, much of the residence staff at the White House is furloughed – so the President is personally paying for the event to be catered with some of everyone’s favorite fast foods,” the statement said.

2019-01-15 02:01:55 UTC  

and lunch and dinner for tommorow

2019-01-15 02:02:10 UTC  

I wonder if the president has enough pull to get jugs of maccas sauce

2019-01-15 02:02:32 UTC  

Because mcdonalds tartar sauce is some genuinly great stuff.

2019-01-15 02:02:51 UTC  

Do you guys have there a Fresh'n'Tasty McDonald burg or is it just someshit in Poland

2019-01-15 02:03:18 UTC  

Because I swear to God, that one tastes like they made ~~a~~ the sauce out of used cigs