That involves pulling the trigger? <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

No idea how he managed to pull the trigger tho

Dog was gunshy ever since

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*[Insert obligatory comment to satisfy Matt about the US and guns]*

The time for obsession has passed, it's been over an hour

>tags drama, mystery, mature
oh boy here we go
>suddenly footfaggotry in every chapter

Nuke the Japanese third time

@Matthew https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/1084954858254405633?s=19

wish i could enjoy a burg with President Trump

wrapped in lettuce of course

people are already in a fit about it

What, burgers?

@johnfrum yes

guess they dont like burgs

Who doesnt like burgers?

Trump paid for the food himself

At this point I'm wondering if there would be something Trump wouldn't be criticized for

That's cool

Probably leaving President job to Hilary or something

I assume the kitchen staff at the WH is still functional

@sum it's a funny sight though

Not so funny since now I'm hungry 😠

but he took it upon himself to buy food that these guys would probably really like to highlight the shutdown

President of America standing behind a pile of burgers

its fitting

I havent had a filetofish in years and now I want one

I like all of the candles and the sauce packets in the gravy boats

tRuMp PrOmOtEs FaSt FoOd WhIcH hElPs SpReAd ObEsItY

>tfw no fast food chain makes good fries anymore

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@jared Lincoln kitchenware is used and people are throwing a fit over a gravy jug holding cups of mcnugget sauce

pictured above is jesus in the last supper

“The President wanted to host a fun event to celebrate the College Football National Champion Clemson Tigers. Because the Democrats refuse to negotiate on border security, much of the residence staff at the White House is furloughed – so the President is personally paying for the event to be catered with some of everyone’s favorite fast foods,” the statement said.

and lunch and dinner for tommorow

I wonder if the president has enough pull to get jugs of maccas sauce

Because mcdonalds tartar sauce is some genuinly great stuff.

Do you guys have there a Fresh'n'Tasty McDonald burg or is it just someshit in Poland

Because I swear to God, that one tastes like they made ~~a~~ the sauce out of used cigs