Message from @Matthew
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nicest too
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it's weird tho, I never noticed the store before
>John went to Needful Things
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Nice knowing you, Johnnyboy
Nah, it was painted black and I do most of my grocery shopping at night.
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Its probably not cursed
Hold it in your hands and say the lord's prayer
tell me what happens
Whoopsie daisy, there's something in the barrel
Squib?
famous last words
"WHOOPSIE DAISY THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE *BLAM*"
Nope
A cleaning patch
🤔
How do you forget that
Spooked me despite not having a single percussion cap in my house
My brother once ND'd into the wall with the fanily hunting rifle.
Pitiful
gun safety is so easy, how do people fuck this up
To be fair he was clearing it and the only way to clear a lever action is to cycle the action multiple times while leaving it locked and cocked
That involves pulling the trigger? <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>
No idea how he managed to pull the trigger tho
Dog was gunshy ever since
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*[Insert obligatory comment to satisfy Matt about the US and guns]*
The time for obsession has passed, it's been over an hour
>tags drama, mystery, mature
oh boy here we go
>suddenly footfaggotry in every chapter
Nuke the Japanese third time
wish i could enjoy a burg with President Trump
wrapped in lettuce of course
people are already in a fit about it
What, burgers?
guess they dont like burgs
Who doesnt like burgers?