I'm a good boy

I've never even had a cigarette

i thought you sniffed crack, not smoke

Now I dunno if I want to flip it or actually invest in percussioncaps, black powder and lead ball

You can smoke or snort crack iirc

Oh wait, I can just use my the 45-70 mould I use to cast bullets for my dad.

oh nvm, its coke that is the white powder

Matt, show me the house you grew up in so I can strip it for lead in the paint and plumbing

>when you're so much of a goodboi that you don't even know which drugs are which

you want his old shitty plumbing?

Nicebear is the goodest boy of all.

nicest too

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it's weird tho, I never noticed the store before

>John went to Needful Things

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Nice knowing you, Johnnyboy

Nah, it was painted black and I do most of my grocery shopping at night.

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Its probably not cursed

Hold it in your hands and say the lord's prayer

tell me what happens

Whoopsie daisy, there's something in the barrel

Squib?

famous last words

"WHOOPSIE DAISY THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE *BLAM*"

Nope

A cleaning patch

🤔

How do you forget that

Spooked me despite not having a single percussion cap in my house

The day I have an AD/ND with one of my guns is the day I get rid of them

My brother once ND'd into the wall with the fanily hunting rifle.

Pitiful

gun safety is so easy, how do people fuck this up

To be fair he was clearing it and the only way to clear a lever action is to cycle the action multiple times while leaving it locked and cocked

That involves pulling the trigger? <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

No idea how he managed to pull the trigger tho

Dog was gunshy ever since

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*[Insert obligatory comment to satisfy Matt about the US and guns]*