Message from @Matthew

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2019-01-21 22:16:30 UTC  

I like most dutch people I've encountered.

2019-01-21 22:16:33 UTC  

are there non-lanklet dutch people

2019-01-21 22:16:53 UTC  

Yea, but you don't like anything that's good, so it stands to reason you'd like things that suck @johnfrum

2019-01-21 22:17:20 UTC  

They tend to be very good at whatever they do and have an autistic deadpan humour that keeps rolling unlike the english who stop and expect you to laugh.

2019-01-21 22:17:24 UTC  

i've met three dutch people, one is a soyboy, one is pretty normal but lanklet, and one is a 195 cm tall girl

2019-01-21 22:17:31 UTC  

'nuff said

2019-01-21 22:19:28 UTC  

so average height then?

2019-01-21 22:19:47 UTC  

yup

2019-01-21 22:19:58 UTC  

tall women are 😩

2019-01-21 22:20:27 UTC  

she's also suicidal, which feels kinda dutch

2019-01-21 22:20:41 UTC  

Too bad my gf is like 5'4"

2019-01-21 22:20:44 UTC  

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2019-01-21 22:21:04 UTC  

can't imagine how bad that must be matthew, when your gf is taller than you

2019-01-21 22:21:07 UTC  

don't know how you cope

2019-01-21 22:21:18 UTC  

i'd rather have short and thicc over tall and thin for women

2019-01-21 22:21:23 UTC  

opposite for men

2019-01-21 22:21:54 UTC  

short dont even look like women

2019-01-21 22:21:56 UTC  

most of the time

2019-01-21 22:23:00 UTC  

Nevermind. She's 5'1"

2019-01-21 22:23:04 UTC  

Huuuuuuh

2019-01-21 22:23:12 UTC  

I'm 6' even

2019-01-21 22:23:28 UTC  

if its less than 5'5 its a no go from me

2019-01-21 22:23:49 UTC  

with short i don't mean underage or midget short

2019-01-21 22:23:54 UTC  

i just mean, well

2019-01-21 22:24:02 UTC  

150-160

2019-01-21 22:24:10 UTC  

thats 1.5 times midget short

2019-01-21 22:24:58 UTC  

imagine ur son becoming midget cause u married 150 girl...

2019-01-21 22:25:13 UTC  

Huuuh

2019-01-21 22:25:39 UTC  

its ok i think i saw on the news that height is fixable thru surgery now

2019-01-21 22:25:47 UTC  

manlets applause

2019-01-21 22:26:04 UTC  

Hopefully my super-potent cum will overpower my gf's shortness genes

2019-01-21 22:26:10 UTC  

just leave it outside a foster home in a little basket if it's a boy

2019-01-21 22:26:12 UTC  

huohhh

2019-01-21 22:26:15 UTC  

i hope so too for ur son;s good

2019-01-21 22:26:47 UTC  

or just buy nord female cum

2019-01-21 22:26:51 UTC  

i dont member the word for that

2019-01-21 22:26:56 UTC  

Uh

2019-01-21 22:27:02 UTC  

Females don't have cum

2019-01-21 22:27:06 UTC  

i mean the cells

2019-01-21 22:27:08 UTC  

whatever it is

2019-01-21 22:27:11 UTC  

@porco learned that the hard way