most of the time

Nevermind. She's 5'1"

Huuuuuuh

I'm 6' even

if its less than 5'5 its a no go from me

with short i don't mean underage or midget short

i just mean, well

150-160

thats 1.5 times midget short

imagine ur son becoming midget cause u married 150 girl...

Huuuh

its ok i think i saw on the news that height is fixable thru surgery now

manlets applause

Hopefully my super-potent cum will overpower my gf's shortness genes

just leave it outside a foster home in a little basket if it's a boy

huohhh

i hope so too for ur son;s good

or just buy nord female cum

i dont member the word for that

Uh

Females don't have cum

i mean the cells

whatever it is

@porco learned that the hard way

Eggs, you idiot

did he get pissed

yes eggs

my brain is full of atmospheres cause exam tomorrow...

He got pissed ON and swallowed trap cum

my mom is nordic and she's 164 ish, better watch out

Luckily he escaped before the scat-play started

He's Italian, not German. @sdeck would've loved to have a trap drop a steamer on his chest

Greeks confirmed to be lizard people

Lizardmen always pay their debts

lizardmen are kind

The Greek, not so much.

@sum The Rising of the Shield Hero is pretty decent, after the first episode. It starts to play into the Isekei Harem trope thing, then whips in the other direction real quick

The main character gets #MeToo'd

Pigarchu

I want Sailor Lasagna to become an actual thing now