lizardmen are kind

The Greek, not so much.

@sum The Rising of the Shield Hero is pretty decent, after the first episode. It starts to play into the Isekei Harem trope thing, then whips in the other direction real quick

The main character gets #MeToo'd

Pigarchu

I want Sailor Lasagna to become an actual thing now

!answer should I kms

Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input

!answer should I kill myself

1-800-273-TALK 8255

Guess that's a no

I'm safe for another day

Inb4 Wolfram Alpha sends the IP that request came from to the police

Police arent in the business of stopping your god given right if suicide

I can attest to the contrary, John.

If you tell the cops that you or someone you know is about to kill themselves, they will bust down the door and take you into custody.

I mean, not to be a downer. But yeah

it's basically swatting

suicide is technically illegal in most nations

in the UK it's not

but you're not going to get prosecuted for trying to kys

Damn police state and damn social nets for stopping suicide.

I mean, you won't do jail time, but hospitals will hold you against your will until a judge mandates that you have to undergo treatment.

So no, it's not necessarily illegal, but they WILL imprison you and force you to live.

>you tell them someone you know will kill themselves
>they will bust down the door and take you into custody

What about the guy killing himself?

The sentence was worded strange. I think you know that.

Yeah, generally you dont want to have a guy who is nuts, thinks he has nothing to lose and has a weapon into general population until you figure out if that might possibly be turned outwards

Also suicide is legal in the US, matt

Since like the 90s

It is legal, but there are ramifications to attempting it.

they'll force you into treatment

Fair enough

John, go to a doctor, say "I'm going to kill myself", then try to leave.

Sad cunts need to git gud or stop bothering people.

You won't make it to your car.

therapists and doctors are required to violate confidentiality right

if you say you're suicidal

in a few states now they can take away your guns if someone says you're a tad crazed