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While I am escorted to the premium lounge - comped, of course.
My passport is LITERALLY the center of the world, and people know and respect that
So you can keep your EU little pamphlets , I'm good
as a frequent traveler who often encounter Americans : I often see Americans waving their passports expecting to be treated in a special way and airport staff just shaking their head.
that might work in shitholes .... you know, the shitholes I don't need a visa for ;^)
Y-y-y-youre just jealous! I get it. i-i-it must hurt being a europoor. Heh, I bet English isn't even your first language
As if any of the other useless languages matter
I speak to god in English why would I need to know anything else
I've had acquaintences receive US passports and the brochure they give you literally says "the world is yours"
is true tho
korean femoids in foreigners admire the passport the most
Look at that fucking eagle
imagine having a chink passport and not being allowed anywhere
chinks aren't even allowed to move freely in their own country
It's true. Their hukou ID system is completely fucked
My fiancee is from a 2nd teir city, but her mom is from a 3rd tier city. Population 11mil and 9mil. But because of the classification, fiancee can travel to Taiwan and Hong Kong alone, but the mom MUST use a travel agency and go in huge group
That's the main reason why chinks are always in travel groups, because they have to.
What's the reasoning for that
Probably people from smaller cities are more likely to bail on the country
But there are rich people in smaller cities and poor people in the big ones
not showing the world how uncivilised lower tier population is
So it doesn't always work like that
And you can't do a lot of stuff outside of your birth city. Especially education. You MUST do the schooling where you were born
So much regulations to keep people from moving
it's a shame you can't enjoy living in a tiny village in China without huge drawbacks. I lived in a tiny 600 people mountain village in Switzerland for 3 years and it was beautiful. I bet such tiny Chinese villages are beautiful, too
at least the Taiwanese ones are, I've seen beautiful unknown Taiwanese villages, mostly in central Taiwan. Beautiful places that remind you of early 1900s Asia stereotypes
how can it be so unknown if the island is so tiny
there are a lot of tiny towns that no-one gives a fuck about tbh
every tourist goes only to taipei?
Hualien had the most (white) tourists per capita from what I've seen
because of the huge national park
then obv. Taipei and Kaohsiung
I also saw a few tourists in Tainan, but otherwise there are no tourists
with 100k citizens it's highly likely
But really Hualien is worth it
a place in Taiwan with barely any international tourists but a lot of Taiwanese going there for a day-off trip from other cities, is luodong
- most amazing night market of Taiwan full of obscure and untrustworthy delicacies
- springs to let fish bite your feet and call it wellness
- great cheap food (we feasted in a traditional Taiwanese restaurant, all night, many tiny dishes, a lot of drinks, 18$ total)
need to know chink tho, no?
yes no-one speaks English in those places, it's a shame, but you can just use tinder or interpals to find a cute local girl to show you around kek
or learn Chinese, beautiful language. Especially the colorful profanity
sorry I'm a slav I can't find a cute girl :\ well never going to taiwan then
I think Chinese language is ugly though
I've grown to hate it
Since it's always barked at in loud volumes at all time
二屄, lit. "double vagina": inbred, cunt
Chinese insults are beautiful
桃花園: lit "peach blossom garden" : vagina
賣豆腐: lit "selling tofu" : the act of prostitution
Fujiwara's Tofu Shop now sounds very fishy
"eating (someone's) tofu" is also used to describe "touching" a girl in a sexual way
America is the greatest nation in the history of the world. If America disappeared today, the world would be in ruins
We are what keep all the other countries from destroying each other
Your welcome. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
1410: poland is in war with prussia, USA doesn't exist
2017: poland is not in war with prussia, USA exists
Colombo was a son of a bitch. wish I could spit on his grave
remember that USA won ww2 for the world
Yep. Undefeated since 1776
Who would win: the entire British army
Or a couple of Scrappy Bois
>Undefeated since 1776
Can't even fight gooks with shitty hunting rifles
Can't even fight gooks with shitty hunting rifles
no need to. Gooks die when they are introduced democracy
worked in 'nam
But you lost tho 😂 😂 😂
>looks at the state of both countries
>thinks about what was even fought for
communism was killed
>fight wars against communism
>communism eventually got rid of itself anyway
no we liberated the fuck out of it
and look at vietnam now, its thriving
just like the US
we won the fuck out of that war
have you tried pho? its delicious
Pho is dogshit
vietnamese cuisine is a one trick pony. It's really just pho
my fave local chinese restaurant is actually owned by a vietnamese family, take that chinks
Its beef broth and rice noodles
as in actual viets or...?
vietnam actually has quite an established chink disapora
I actually have relatives there
Fucking chinks need to go back instead of complaining about china and then doing chinese things in thier diaspora countries.
disapora chinks are quite different from modern day mainland chinks
No, mostly the same.
the ones in southeast asian disapora usually have been there for generations and left china to escape the communist party
so the cultural revolution didn't affect them
See them all the time in Chinatown, one person speaks english in ten and maybe one fluent in twenty.
>try to sleep
>remember that youre an manlet
integration in the western world is another issue entirely, and yes, they do tend to isolate themselves in communities like that in the west
when we're talking about ordinary ones without much skill, chances are that they already know someone who can set them up within their chink businesses
don't need to know much english for that
t. seen this happen firsthand
on the other hand, I've met some chinks where I live now who are pretty well integrated and speak english to a reasonable level
i.e. the ones who work in the service industry
They don't raise thier kids for it either, Koreans and Japs intergrate in a generation. Chinks take maybe two if that.
There's more than pho
trust me, chinks outside of mainland are 100x better than mainland chinks
pho is good
got this randomly with some order, what is this supposed to be?
You have been blessed by the webmerchant Chinese spirit and are in great luck
@BIRDzone The carp fish is a commonly seen visual pun because the Chinese character for carp (li 鲤) is pronounced the same as both the character (li 利) for "profit" and the character (li 力) for "strength" or "power".
The carp is also a symbol for an abundance of children because it produces many eggs.
A pair of carp symbolizes a harmonious marriage.
A frequently seen image is of a carp swimming and leaping against the current of a river to reach the spawning grounds. This refers to the legend (liyutiaolongmen 鲤鱼跳龙门) that a carp which is able to leap over the mythical "Dragon Gate" will become a dragon. This is an allegory for the persistent effort needed to overcome obstacles.
Could also be a misunderstanding.
"Add some crap to the order" -> "Okay, I'll add some carp".
I've gotten a qt reindeer as a gift from the chinks
@kontroll nope it's common for sellers to send good luck charms with orfers
these are really cute.
i got a tiny coin with a rooster on it a year ago, still have it somewhere
Careful, they're made of lead
not like i was trying to swallow that or smth <:thvnk:332928260004642827>
i was uwu
put inside car engine for a decade of good luck
My gf made tea egg
I wish they had added some good luck charms to my 11.11 orders. Perhaps they would have arrived by now then
a-are my hands, old man hands???
No, you're just a handlet
The fidget spinner is
@Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb Your fidget spinner is chink shit which goes in <#189466684938125312>
tfw you're half chinese but your non-chinese co worker knows mandarin better than you
eh i think it's the case with many nationalities
bet most gyopos speak korean worse than your typical fat white koreaboo
Do Koreaboos really exist ?
I hear about them often but never met one, although I have met a lot of weebs
Probably boos for everything. All sorts of people aint totally right in the head.
mostly fat white females who want to dance kpop
otherwise not really as there's no culture in korea
I'd like to visit. Maybe live there for a while. Nothing permanent though.
a shithole yes
but has its own character
Every teenage girl is learning Korean. It's disgusting
Why what? Disgusting or learning?
you have perfectly fine japan for being a weeb
has lots of culture, nice sceneries, unique temples
Being a weeb is more a male thing because Japan is full of culture etc
and yet they choose dirty korea without history
Koreaboos are female because of kpop
with culture being a mashup of jap and murica
Once again females proven stupid af
fokin femoids reeee
r9k was right all along and we've been ignoring them
Do chinaboos exist?
The music and movies here are piss poor rip offs of other genres or just downright low quality shit.
There are 4 types of tv shows here. 1. Singing (competition or otherwise) 2. Period drama (think qing Dynasty) 3. Wukong or other mythical Chinese stuff. (They will tell the same story over and over and over.). 4. Chinese killing Japanese soldiers for hours
And that last one is a doozy. So many shows are like Chinese secret society where they are brilliant tacticians and destroy Japan from the inside during the war and they show Japanese as braindead monsters
ANYONE BEEN TO TAIWAN
HOW MUCH NTD is good enough to buy shit around here?
Is 300 NTD ok
I was there for a week and @porco was there for a month I think. Also someone in here lives there at the moment I forgot
What are you trying to buy
Like what if you want a shirt, how much NTD
I also want to pay for metro
And some food
Things are relatively cheap
Food is dirt cheap
Metro is dirt cheap
Shirts depends what u want. Some souvenir shit ?
Then yeah you'll probably be fine with 300 NTD usually
It's cheap, but not as cheap as Thailand
Wait so what is the avg shirt cost
I don't remember, I didn't buy any shirts
My flight is in like 2 hrs
Are you trying to convert the exact amount of cash to buy a single shirt
The airport takes foreign credit cards
As for many big souvenirs shops
Whatever fee your bank charges
Mine doesn't charge
Yeah but isn't it cheaper to go to the market
Airport stuff is rly expensive
Yeah but you are trying to figure out the exact amount before you get there for some reason
My time in taiwan is only 6 hours
I want to go to the Shilin market and then Taipei 101
You don't have enough time
The airport isnt in city center
And you have to go thru customs
And security when u come back
I am going to touyang or something
It's not worth it. Just buy some shit at the airport
They have good food too
I mean, you can try
If you go just to Taipei 101 for an hour and back then yeah maybe
Just know everything there is expensive
Idk how to go. I have in mind going metro
Maybe you should have researched all this
I sorta did lol a little but not extensively
I only know 6 hours in taiwan
And metro is fast
Like less than an hour to places
Pay easy card
So you want to land, go thru customs, get your bag, convert money, take metro to Taipei 101, stand in line to go up, leave, go to market, take metro back to airport, security, customs, flight
It's possible but you'll probably be stressed lol
Forgot about customs
Where are u going after
Maybe market is fine then
Roam around market for 2 or 3 hours
3 hours? Lel
Is this your first time flying ?
I'm assuming your flight out is international
Which they usually stop booking like 90 minutes before
Meaning you have to be at security before then
After standing in line at ticket counter
Where r u from
Just stay in the airport, going out is a waste of time and money. I would suggest visiting Taiwan another time. 6 hours wouldn't do it justice
Especially since phillipines is close by
True guess you are right
Probably roam around the airport then
Gotta check of there are vendors or stuff outside
This is metro or bus from airport to Taipei 101
Even a taxi would take 35 minutes
It will probably take you 30-45 minutes to get out of the airport after u land
With customs etc.
Here is airport to the market you wanted
Looks like I can't make it after all
Five DORRAH you pay now, PAY NOW
Taoyuan is full of cheap prostitutes because of all the nerds working for the tech companies