While I am escorted to the premium lounge - comped, of course.

My passport is LITERALLY the center of the world, and people know and respect that

So you can keep your EU little pamphlets , I'm good

as a frequent traveler who often encounter Americans : I often see Americans waving their passports expecting to be treated in a special way and airport staff just shaking their head.
that might work in shitholes .... you know, the shitholes I don't need a visa for ;^)

Y-y-y-youre just jealous! I get it. i-i-it must hurt being a europoor. Heh, I bet English isn't even your first language

As if any of the other useless languages matter

I speak to god in English why would I need to know anything else

I've had acquaintences receive US passports and the brochure they give you literally says "the world is yours"

yup

is true tho
korean femoids in foreigners admire the passport the most

Hell yeah

Look at that fucking eagle

🦅

imagine having a chink passport and not being allowed anywhere

chinks aren't even allowed to move freely in their own country

It's true. Their hukou ID system is completely fucked

My fiancee is from a 2nd teir city, but her mom is from a 3rd tier city. Population 11mil and 9mil. But because of the classification, fiancee can travel to Taiwan and Hong Kong alone, but the mom MUST use a travel agency and go in huge group

That's the main reason why chinks are always in travel groups, because they have to.

What's the reasoning for that

Probably people from smaller cities are more likely to bail on the country

But there are rich people in smaller cities and poor people in the big ones

not showing the world how uncivilised lower tier population is

So it doesn't always work like that

And you can't do a lot of stuff outside of your birth city. Especially education. You MUST do the schooling where you were born

So much regulations to keep people from moving

it's a shame you can't enjoy living in a tiny village in China without huge drawbacks. I lived in a tiny 600 people mountain village in Switzerland for 3 years and it was beautiful. I bet such tiny Chinese villages are beautiful, too

at least the Taiwanese ones are, I've seen beautiful unknown Taiwanese villages, mostly in central Taiwan. Beautiful places that remind you of early 1900s Asia stereotypes

how can it be so unknown if the island is so tiny

there are a lot of tiny towns that no-one gives a fuck about tbh

every tourist goes only to taipei?

Hualien had the most (white) tourists per capita from what I've seen

because of the huge national park

then obv. Taipei and Kaohsiung

I also saw a few tourists in Tainan, but otherwise there are no tourists

with 100k citizens it's highly likely

But really Hualien is worth it

a place in Taiwan with barely any international tourists but a lot of Taiwanese going there for a day-off trip from other cities, is luodong

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luodong

- most amazing night market of Taiwan full of obscure and untrustworthy delicacies
- springs to let fish bite your feet and call it wellness
- great cheap food (we feasted in a traditional Taiwanese restaurant, all night, many tiny dishes, a lot of drinks, 18$ total)

need to know chink tho, no?

yes no-one speaks English in those places, it's a shame, but you can just use tinder or interpals to find a cute local girl to show you around kek

or learn Chinese, beautiful language. Especially the colorful profanity

sorry I'm a slav I can't find a cute girl :\ well never going to taiwan then

learn Chinese, @kaetaa will help you

I think Chinese language is ugly though

I've grown to hate it

Since it's always barked at in loud volumes at all time

二屄, lit. "double vagina": inbred, cunt

Chinese insults are beautiful

桃花園: lit "peach blossom garden" : vagina

賣豆腐: lit "selling tofu" : the act of prostitution

Fujiwara's Tofu Shop now sounds very fishy

"eating (someone's) tofu" is also used to describe "touching" a girl in a sexual way

America is the greatest nation in the history of the world. If America disappeared today, the world would be in ruins

We are what keep all the other countries from destroying each other

Your welcome. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

1410: poland is in war with prussia, USA doesn't exist
2017: poland is not in war with prussia, USA exists
checks out

Thanks comrade

Colombo was a son of a bitch. wish I could spit on his grave

remember that USA won ww2 for the world

Yep. Undefeated since 1776

Who would win: the entire British army

Or a couple of Scrappy Bois

>won WWII
>Undefeated since 1776

My sides

Can't even fight gooks with shitty hunting rifles

Can't even fight gooks with shitty hunting rifles

no need to. Gooks die when they are introduced democracy

worked in 'nam

But you lost tho 😂 😂 😂

>lost
>looks at the state of both countries
>thinks about what was even fought for

communism was killed

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20171228/12553038894/chinese-billionaire-got-us-court-to-issue-unconstitutional-gag-order-critic.shtml

>fight wars against communism
>communism eventually got rid of itself anyway

<:chink:323022148870602752>

no we liberated the fuck out of it

and look at vietnam now, its thriving

just like the US

we won the fuck out of that war

have you tried pho? its delicious

Pho is dogshit

vietnamese cuisine is a one trick pony. It's really just pho

my fave local chinese restaurant is actually owned by a vietnamese family, take that chinks

Its beef broth and rice noodles

>vietnamese family

as in actual viets or...?

vietnam actually has quite an established chink disapora

I actually have relatives there

Fucking chinks need to go back instead of complaining about china and then doing chinese things in thier diaspora countries.

disapora chinks are quite different from modern day mainland chinks

No, mostly the same.

the ones in southeast asian disapora usually have been there for generations and left china to escape the communist party

so the cultural revolution didn't affect them

See them all the time in Chinatown, one person speaks english in ten and maybe one fluent in twenty.

sssiiiiiigghhh

>try to sleep
>remember that youre an manlet

integration in the western world is another issue entirely, and yes, they do tend to isolate themselves in communities like that in the west

when we're talking about ordinary ones without much skill, chances are that they already know someone who can set them up within their chink businesses

don't need to know much english for that

t. seen this happen firsthand

on the other hand, I've met some chinks where I live now who are pretty well integrated and speak english to a reasonable level

i.e. the ones who work in the service industry

They don't raise thier kids for it either, Koreans and Japs intergrate in a generation. Chinks take maybe two if that.

There's more than pho

trust me, chinks outside of mainland are 100x better than mainland chinks

pho is good

got this randomly with some order, what is this supposed to be?

You have been blessed by the webmerchant Chinese spirit and are in great luck

@BIRDzone good luck charm

@BIRDzone The carp fish is a commonly seen visual pun because the Chinese character for carp (li 鲤) is pronounced the same as both the character (li 利) for "profit" and the character (li 力) for "strength" or "power".
The carp is also a symbol for an abundance of children because it produces many eggs.
A pair of carp symbolizes a harmonious marriage.
A frequently seen image is of a carp swimming and leaping against the current of a river to reach the spawning grounds. This refers to the legend (liyutiaolongmen 鲤鱼跳龙门) that a carp which is able to leap over the mythical "Dragon Gate" will become a dragon. This is an allegory for the persistent effort needed to overcome obstacles.

@Tribit cool! thanks

Could also be a misunderstanding.

"Add some crap to the order" -> "Okay, I'll add some carp".

I've gotten a qt reindeer as a gift from the chinks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/387936939367727115/IMG_20171206_140005.jpg

@kontroll nope it's common for sellers to send good luck charms with orfers

@Tribit It was a shitty joke. Pls forgiv. 😦

@kontroll ah OK, still neat they do that sometimes

these are really cute.

i got a tiny coin with a rooster on it a year ago, still have it somewhere

Careful, they're made of lead

not like i was trying to swallow that or smth <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

i was uwu

put inside car engine for a decade of good luck

My gf made tea egg

cute!

I wish they had added some good luck charms to my 11.11 orders. Perhaps they would have arrived by now then

@porco OLD MAN HANDS, ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

a-are my hands, old man hands???

No, you're just a handlet

very manly

@Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb your hands aren't <#248100475054850050>

The fidget spinner is

@Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb Your fidget spinner is chink shit which goes in <#189466684938125312>

tfw you're half chinese but your non-chinese co worker knows mandarin better than you

eh i think it's the case with many nationalities
bet most gyopos speak korean worse than your typical fat white koreaboo

Do Koreaboos really exist ?

I hear about them often but never met one, although I have met a lot of weebs

Probably boos for everything. All sorts of people aint totally right in the head.

mostly fat white females who want to dance kpop
otherwise not really as there's no culture in korea

I'd like to visit. Maybe live there for a while. Nothing permanent though.

a shithole yes

but has its own character

@kaetaa Koreaboos are a huge thing in France

Every teenage girl is learning Korean. It's disgusting

why

Why what? Disgusting or learning?

eh

you have perfectly fine japan for being a weeb

has lots of culture, nice sceneries, unique temples

clean streets

Being a weeb is more a male thing because Japan is full of culture etc

and yet they choose dirty korea without history

Koreaboos are female because of kpop

with culture being a mashup of jap and murica

Once again females proven stupid af

fokin femoids reeee

r9k was right all along and we've been ignoring them

Do chinaboos exist?

The music and movies here are piss poor rip offs of other genres or just downright low quality shit.

There are 4 types of tv shows here. 1. Singing (competition or otherwise) 2. Period drama (think qing Dynasty) 3. Wukong or other mythical Chinese stuff. (They will tell the same story over and over and over.). 4. Chinese killing Japanese soldiers for hours

And that last one is a doozy. So many shows are like Chinese secret society where they are brilliant tacticians and destroy Japan from the inside during the war and they show Japanese as braindead monsters

YOOO

ANYONE BEEN TO TAIWAN

Yes

HOW MUCH NTD is good enough to buy shit around here?

Is 300 NTD ok

I was there for a week and @porco was there for a month I think. Also someone in here lives there at the moment I forgot

What are you trying to buy

Like what if you want a shirt, how much NTD

I also want to pay for metro

And some food

Things are relatively cheap

Food is dirt cheap

Metro is dirt cheap

Shirts depends what u want. Some souvenir shit ?

Ye

Then yeah you'll probably be fine with 300 NTD usually

It's cheap, but not as cheap as Thailand

Wait so what is the avg shirt cost

I don't remember, I didn't buy any shirts

My flight is in like 2 hrs

Are you trying to convert the exact amount of cash to buy a single shirt

Ye

The airport takes foreign credit cards

Fee?

As for many big souvenirs shops

Whatever fee your bank charges

Mine doesn't charge

Yeah but isn't it cheaper to go to the market

Airport stuff is rly expensive

Yeah but you are trying to figure out the exact amount before you get there for some reason

My time in taiwan is only 6 hours

I want to go to the Shilin market and then Taipei 101

You don't have enough time

Traffic?

The airport isnt in city center

And you have to go thru customs

And security when u come back

I am going to touyang or something

Airport

It's not worth it. Just buy some shit at the airport

They have good food too

Damn

I mean, you can try

If you go just to Taipei 101 for an hour and back then yeah maybe

Just know everything there is expensive

Idk how to go. I have in mind going metro

Or taxi

Maybe you should have researched all this

I sorta did lol a little but not extensively

I only know 6 hours in taiwan

And metro is fast

Like less than an hour to places

Pay easy card

So you want to land, go thru customs, get your bag, convert money, take metro to Taipei 101, stand in line to go up, leave, go to market, take metro back to airport, security, customs, flight

O tru

It's possible but you'll probably be stressed lol

Forgot about customs

Where are u going after

Maybe market is fine then

Roam around market for 2 or 3 hours

3 hours? Lel

Is this your first time flying ?

No lol

I'm assuming your flight out is international

Ye

Which they usually stop booking like 90 minutes before

Meaning you have to be at security before then

After standing in line at ticket counter

Oo

*sweats*

Where r u from

Philippines

Just stay in the airport, going out is a waste of time and money. I would suggest visiting Taiwan another time. 6 hours wouldn't do it justice

Especially since phillipines is close by

True guess you are right

Probably roam around the airport then

Gotta check of there are vendors or stuff outside

This is metro or bus from airport to Taipei 101

Even a taxi would take 35 minutes

It will probably take you 30-45 minutes to get out of the airport after u land

With customs etc.

Here is airport to the market you wanted

@kaetaa holy shit thank you

Looks like I can't make it after all

Five DORRAH you pay now, PAY NOW

Taoyuan is full of cheap prostitutes because of all the nerds working for the tech companies