shit-about-asia

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2017-04-16 03:37:48 UTC

I smelt a swiff in HK

2017-04-16 03:38:05 UTC

but couldn't locate it

2017-04-16 03:38:29 UTC

i wonder if you contacted the guys selling "hemp" seed on ali and just asked if they could send you a gram of hash if they'd do it

2017-04-16 03:46:35 UTC

Probably not. Drug rules are crazy here

2017-04-16 03:46:43 UTC

Like instant death if you're caught selling

2017-04-16 03:46:51 UTC

Even for foreigners

2017-04-16 03:50:36 UTC

instant death? that's *almost* better than drugs

2017-04-16 03:55:41 UTC

Did you guys see new serpentza cringe video trying to show how mainlanders are friendly ?

2017-04-16 04:08:44 UTC

ye

2017-04-16 04:09:20 UTC

some are OK tbh

2017-04-16 04:25:56 UTC

Some as in people, or some as in from the video?

2017-04-16 04:26:11 UTC

Of course lots of chinese people are friendly.

2017-04-16 04:26:40 UTC

If a foreigner comes up and asks for a picture they think it makes them fancy. They aren't being friendly they just want to tell the story later to show off lol

2017-04-16 04:26:58 UTC

He has a very loose definition of friendly

2017-04-16 04:27:09 UTC

Japanese people are friendly, albeit shy

2017-04-16 04:27:13 UTC

He has a very loose definition of friendly

2017-04-16 04:59:43 UTC

isn't that everyone though

2017-04-16 05:00:00 UTC

people want to know they're approachable

2017-04-16 05:02:26 UTC

usualy is stranger comes to ask to take picture with you

2017-04-16 05:02:33 UTC

they are after your wallet or watch

2017-04-16 05:02:55 UTC

not friendly nor nice

2017-04-16 05:04:52 UTC

learned that funway when i ended up breaking some indo-chinks arm when the fucker tried to lift my wallet and phone

2017-04-16 05:05:23 UTC

Ah crazy. Where was that?

2017-04-16 05:08:47 UTC

indonesia (or was that filipines already back then cant remember

2017-04-16 05:09:02 UTC

anyway those shit islands near china

2017-04-16 05:23:56 UTC

Indonesia Filipinos Malaysia

2017-04-16 05:23:58 UTC

I feel you

2017-04-16 08:38:05 UTC

here's that one white I saw

2017-04-16 08:55:53 UTC

He knows too much, activate the uncles

2017-04-16 09:19:46 UTC

lel i asked "making a china, how it is RPG?" and he said "yes lol"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/303097128421687305/Untitled.png

2017-04-16 12:35:03 UTC

alright mates heres a thing i filmed in december

2017-04-16 12:41:59 UTC

I know a mainland chink irl

2017-04-16 12:42:12 UTC

I still can't decide whether he's autistic or just mainland chink

2017-04-16 12:42:32 UTC

when they assimilate they do okay - its the chink surroundings that ruin you haha

2017-04-16 12:42:36 UTC

imo

2017-04-16 15:15:03 UTC

that doesnt look like a creepy chinese theme park to me

2017-04-16 16:28:12 UTC

I suppose you had to be there. A lot of it was cool, but the kids were holding guns and doing Nazi walks and carrying fake corpses around and burying them

2017-04-16 16:28:26 UTC

It was hard to film because there were so many kids

2017-04-16 16:28:52 UTC

And also the music I put makes it seem so nice and fun hahaha

2017-04-16 16:29:07 UTC

Got a better title for the video?

2017-04-16 16:56:31 UTC

Children's Work Theme Park

2017-04-16 16:56:46 UTC

That you in the vid btw?

2017-04-17 01:50:16 UTC

Nah I'm not in the vid I'm filming

2017-04-17 18:58:46 UTC

@kaetaa you have connects to serpentZA ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-04-17 18:59:56 UTC

he doesn't even have SZ I/O in his library? dissapointed

2017-04-17 19:42:14 UTC

LOL

2017-04-18 02:41:54 UTC

haha just on steam

2017-04-18 15:07:10 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2017-04-18 16:46:43 UTC
2017-04-19 03:30:00 UTC

bro when my family was back in china, we were shouting at each other

2017-04-19 03:32:38 UTC

I certainly feel more on edge and tense here. Want to shout often haha

2017-04-19 21:12:58 UTC

allahu ackbar?

2017-04-19 21:18:40 UTC

ๆญๅ–œ

2017-04-20 05:51:19 UTC

Been in and out of the hospital doing tests. I'm having herniated disc surgery here next week

2017-04-20 05:51:41 UTC

They make u do tons of test before surgery like ECG mri CT scan ultrasound on your heart

2017-04-20 05:51:44 UTC

It's annoying

2017-04-20 05:52:12 UTC

My bed here cost 15rmb a night and I'm sharing a room with 9 people and their families haha

2017-04-20 06:08:35 UTC

Ayy

2017-04-20 06:08:39 UTC

Get well

2017-04-20 07:03:52 UTC

Thanks mate.

2017-04-20 18:16:18 UTC

How long will your hospital stay be?

2017-04-20 22:57:51 UTC

>chink shit surgery

2017-04-20 22:57:55 UTC

now thats some real shit

2017-04-20 23:34:34 UTC

the deep end of chink shit

2017-04-21 01:45:48 UTC

well i technically got a bed 2 days ago, but im not sleeping there this weekend (theres so many chinks that you have to reserve a bed and hold onto it to do tests etc)

2017-04-21 01:46:03 UTC

so the actual days ill be sleeping at the hospital is like 4 or 5 tops

2017-04-21 01:46:15 UTC

but ive been in and out of the hospital last few days, just not sleeping

2017-04-21 02:37:08 UTC

do t forget the blood tests

2017-04-21 02:37:31 UTC

I love having blood taken out of me for no raisind

2017-04-21 02:37:49 UTC

the nurse doing my blood test comes in with a rusty plate with some blood taking shit, and acts like shes never taken blood before

2017-04-21 02:38:04 UTC

like she has no idea what the fuck shes doing

2017-04-21 02:38:33 UTC

the experience is further increased by the fact no one speak english

2017-04-21 02:38:36 UTC

also chinks LOVE iv drips - no matter what kind of illness you have, they suggest iv drip

2017-04-21 02:38:47 UTC

yeah, ive had to have my gf translate for me

2017-04-21 02:40:43 UTC

also I feel the needle is thicker than normal

2017-04-21 02:41:36 UTC

luckily, the doctors i have studied at stanford, and he speaks ok english and seems very smart

2017-04-21 02:41:45 UTC

but literally everyone else is like achicken with his head cut off

2017-04-21 02:41:57 UTC

like "what the fuck am i doing here" look on their face no matter what they are doing.

2017-04-21 02:42:19 UTC

some of them are kind, ill admit

2017-04-21 02:43:06 UTC

The longer I live here, the longer I learn that most chinese people arent qualified for the job they have. especially the bottom teir jobs like contractors or construction

2017-04-21 02:43:46 UTC

I had a slight erection when one of the young nurses man handled me a bit

2017-04-21 02:44:01 UTC

what exactly did she do?

2017-04-21 02:44:34 UTC

putting shit on me and moving me

2017-04-21 02:46:15 UTC

did she notice the erection

2017-04-21 02:46:35 UTC

nah it wasn't even half

2017-04-21 02:46:58 UTC

I felt the tingle though

2017-04-21 04:46:25 UTC

>[10:51 PM] kaetaa: Been in and out of the hospital doing tests. I'm having herniated disc surgery here next week

2017-04-21 04:46:30 UTC

Damn you a brave man

2017-04-21 04:46:45 UTC

I had a discectomy luckily with a pretty decent doc from McMaster Canada

2017-04-21 04:47:05 UTC

I could honestly never trust the operation with something so painful

2017-04-21 04:48:56 UTC

The operation is apparently routine for most neurosurgeons -- but there's cases like Tiger Woods which

2017-04-21 11:36:16 UTC

best of luck fam

2017-04-22 09:31:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/305274486981263360/4022939b-0531-49ce-9f34-ab0b0030f3f933600084.jpg

2017-04-22 09:34:00 UTC

here's some less appetising shit

2017-04-22 09:34:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/305275050351788032/IMG-20170422-WA0001.jpg

2017-04-22 09:34:32 UTC

Hahaha looks boring af

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