best plot twist ever

how people can be so happy and smiling on camera

if you're that qt you have no reason ever not to smile

wow thanks for the advice
just be born cute

I'm ugly and always sad

So it makes sense

Alcohol might help you there m8

Don't go with chinese girls they're crazy and are demanding af

This is true. Get a nice Jap girl

@kaetaa did you watch the video?

Sorry didn't even see there was a video posted

Let me check it when I get back home

Man nothing of value was gained watching that . Am I missing something

>wanting yellow asians

>not wanting white Asians

Confirmed China botnet update?

Or they couldn't be arsed to hire a translator.

@kaetaa the chicken dies in the end

:(

wechat was already botnet

dumb chink spyware

probably mining bitcoins too

https://youtu.be/mxzgwJ8tSE0

Delet

Are there any chink comedians ?

Especially female chink comedians

I'd expect there to be at least a couple of dozen funny Chinese. Considering their enormous manpower pool

>Chinese
>humor

chinks like slapstick

~~jackie chan~~

Anyone who says Shanghai Noon and Knights are bad movies are clearly lying to themselves.

6.2 on imdb

it's a terrible, terrible movie

1v1 me faggot. This shit is pure kino https://youtu.be/FRjnTQyJazY

I remember Drunken Master

That was an eternity ago

I loved that flick

>uno mas

tbh i'd love a chinese drinking game

Chinked <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

there are chinese "comedians" but its not like standup, they have their own form of comedy where they just recreate the same stage skits forever

there are also a few famous western born chinese stand up comedians, but i wouldnt call them chinese at all

there's joe wong and that's it

also some amatuers around but no one with any recognition

jimmy o yang is chinese too

thought he was korean for some reason

https://youtu.be/2y900KZoSIE

/chinkvibes/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42377177 <:chink:323022148870602752>

Chinks think milk is fancy

So many fancy brands and they drink it with dinner

In USA at least it's just milk. Like eggs bread flour milk, just staple stiff

In China, milk is prestigious. It's totally common to give someone milk as a gift

It's weird because we went to dinner with some older Chinese guys

And they start pouring huge glasses of milk with our Chinese meal

And then having 2nd glasses of liquor next to it

aren't a lot of them lactose intolerant <:thenk:329322130804047872>

They think I'm weird when I decline having milk with my steak

They will seriously drink milk at any meal. It doesn't matter to them.

MILK STEAK

And none of the milk is refrigerated

It's literally 99% UHT

I've heard UHT helps people with lactose intolerance digest milk

I guess so because einhavent heard anyone complain about that here

Despite ote guzzling cow juice while swiping thru their iphones

It's only fancy organic brands that do it in the states though.

It's really common to give practical gifts like eggs, milk, and bread

Imagine showing up to someones house with a liter of milk as a gift

Chinks don't really drink coffee despite all the star bucks

They just like to sit there and pretend to be important

Starbucks are ALWAYS packed with random chinks just sitting around

They almost never order anything and when they do it's tea

You mean just like any thot on their macbook air at the local starbucks

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The culture of "grab a coffee before work" doesn't exist

The fucking Starbucks open at 10 or 11am

You're right

Face is more important than anything

The facade is more important than life itself

"I'd rather die than be poor"

All the gyms don't open until 10am and it's a fucking mess

They throw all their shit everywhere, take up every machine, live stream while pretending to work out

It's like chinks want so bad to be western

But fuck it up completely every time

Yes

In every part of their life

So there are millions of little oversights

Or missteps

In everything

It's so frustrating

I think once the grandparents die out it will get better

The young people are learning better these days

But they have a weird system where the grandparents raise the children, meaning the children are a generation behind if that makes sense

So a lot of the shit we dealt with 60 years ago they are still going thru

It's so common for parents to never see their kids

But they have them because the grandparents will NAG them for an eternity

Basically chinks just do whatever their parents make them to do because they nag forever

So they marry ppl they don't like, have kids they don't want, then cheat on them constantly

Then get divorce

But it could have been avoided if the parents would shut the fuck up for one second

But they never do

Chinks life is basically listening to their moms bitch and bitch and bitch

Until they get their way

If you are caught in a relationship while in high school or under, the teacher will call your parents and tell them you're a bad kid and u suck etc.

So it's like don't u dare date anyone

Then you graduate college

And day 1

Why aren't u married

Where are my grandkids

Every day until u do

These ekids don't even know how to date, let alone find out who they want to marry

Arranged marriage isn't the norm anymore but it pretty much is

The parents introduce the kids to each other more often than not

Yeah you can't date in highschool

Sometimes we will see old people outside holding signs that say shit like

Marry my daughter - we have money, give us grandkids

Honestly a good thing because highschool relationships are shit

There's places in China where they have signs posted like ads and you can choose a partner

They aren't officially arranged but they are 80%

Yeah they are all over

It's not like that anymore Patrick in their defense

It's mostly just meeting

The parents usually handle it

And chink parents are expected to buy a house and car for their son

So it's a death sentence to have 2 boys

Too expensive

So the guys here are just expected to grad uni, get a normal job, get married and then they get free house and cars

Pop out a kid, let the grandparents handle it

So the dad can smoke, drink, barely work etc

Men here have zero rsponibilities outside of work

And even within work they are fucking lazy

It's a culmination of everything that is bringing them down

My fiancee was showing me her "morality" textbook when she was in primary school

So they take a class on how to be a good kid

Parents don't teach that

It says shit like "mind your business if you see people fighting "

Don't think outside the boz

Be a good boy and don't shake the system

Kind of stuff

" a good boy doesn't ask too many questions. If your friends start asking too many questions, tell an adult"

Like the whole book was pretty much "don't try to overthrow us"

There was a picture of mao on the cover

I had never seen true racism before I came to China

I've heard little jokes here and there, but not real honest racism

They hate everyone

Whoever the government tells them to hate

Japanese ,Korean

They started riots this year and burned down Korean owned stores and destroyed Korean goods

Bashed in their heads

When that whole thaad thing was going on

Because the government was telling the news to get people angry and hate Koreans

That's honestly why they are this way

They have been fucked so many times

They are so scared of being conquered again

Seriously

They don't want to lose any land

That's why if you say Taiwan is a country

They will literally want to fight

Or start tearing up

Like a little bitch

They are so insecure

Yes

Hong Kong macau mongolio tibet Taiwan

Even Singapore Malaysia south China sea

They want to control everything

I told s coworker I love Taiwan, it's a great country and she said "that's offensive"

Jesus Christ

@kaetaa >don't want to lose land
>start stealing islands from other countries to build military bases on

Oh China is like napolean bros

If China had the power they honestly would try to take over the world

They want to conquer

After being fucked so long

It's like "you won't believe what this nerd looks like now"

Get swole and fight everyone

Yeah pretty much

Just desert mostly

80% live in the east

Chinese are really good at doing one thing for sure long time , like factory work or programming

But being creative, innovative....nah. they are incapable

Haha if you ask chinks about vape they get really defensive

" no no we came up with it! Original content do not steal!!"

China hasn't invented shit, and meanwhile tiny Japan and Taiwan are electronic powerhouses and doing so great internationally

To be fair it's not like vaping really hit mainstream until 10 dollar vapes came on to the market

I'd say the Chinese revolutionized the modern vape process

They are pretty good at making shit cheap

But they aren't good at inventing or innovation

Same with drones

Chinks can reverse engineer something and make a copy in a day. But to come up with the original idea is inpossible. They are told not to be creative as kids and never learn logical thinking, problem solving, or creativity

God I pray for that

I'd prefer India take over

Indians might be a little weird but they are fucking miles ahead of chinks

fuck no, poos have way more endemic culture problems. at lest china can agree to a language and stick with it

Pfft. They might all speak manderin but they still can't understand each other

Nothing wrong with a little shit

Ok then Indonesia take over

They have the work force

Being bad at communication is one thing, being literally multiple countries that are way different and all hate each other is another

I really don't think there is going to be another boom like China, its a longshot today but I think in the future there will be more manufacturing locally backed by larger conglomerates like how Japanese companies work.

I'd take China over India any time

if you think Indians are ahead of Chinese, you never worked with Indians

can't wait for Chinese to start working as IT contractors

Probably better than indians

I outsourced stuff to both Indians and Taiwanese, Taiwanese working quality, communication and valuable input was on a level with Germans

~~they're not mainlanders~~

China is now up there with Britain in being a botnet country https://techcrunch.com/2017/12/13/china-cctv-bbc-reporter/

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How is that hard

Literally he's white

You don't need facial recognition to spot the one white guy in the sea of chinks

True, but I wonder how effective thier face recognition would be against actual chinks <:alithink:327930371796893698>

They all look the same

Jk it's pretty good actually. When I was over there trains and airports and stuff had fingerprint and eye and face scanners for chinks and they seemed to work super quick and accurate

As a laowai I just presented my passport and didn't get my eyeballs scanned and irradiated by chink made lasers

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/01/facial-recognition-china-beer-festival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doqg1eCQieo

@transience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVFTm5R8LLM

others are doing that as well

i work for a company that makes this software

damn

thats really insane

we also track people in other ways, like wifi

@Goz3rr really?

regarding wifi with the mac adress?

yes

wow impressive

I need to shuffle my mac adresses

the mac addressed is hashed with some other stuff

I'll apply the patches from copperhead os

so we cant actually tell which phone is which

oh ok

but we can track recurring things

hmm thats nice

how?

so if you've been there multiple times etc

and where you are

based on signal strength

ohhhhh

wow

damn

can I dm you?

sure

thanks

Tfw we live in a time where even the fucking outdoors is a botnet

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this

When this wasn't a thing I was too young to realize that <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

I didn't expect japan to do that too