there are chinese "comedians" but its not like standup, they have their own form of comedy where they just recreate the same stage skits forever

there are also a few famous western born chinese stand up comedians, but i wouldnt call them chinese at all

there's joe wong and that's it

also some amatuers around but no one with any recognition

jimmy o yang is chinese too

thought he was korean for some reason

https://youtu.be/2y900KZoSIE

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Chinks think milk is fancy

So many fancy brands and they drink it with dinner

In USA at least it's just milk. Like eggs bread flour milk, just staple stiff

In China, milk is prestigious. It's totally common to give someone milk as a gift

It's weird because we went to dinner with some older Chinese guys

And they start pouring huge glasses of milk with our Chinese meal

And then having 2nd glasses of liquor next to it

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They think I'm weird when I decline having milk with my steak

They will seriously drink milk at any meal. It doesn't matter to them.

MILK STEAK

And none of the milk is refrigerated

It's literally 99% UHT

I've heard UHT helps people with lactose intolerance digest milk

I guess so because einhavent heard anyone complain about that here

Despite ote guzzling cow juice while swiping thru their iphones

It's only fancy organic brands that do it in the states though.

It's really common to give practical gifts like eggs, milk, and bread

Imagine showing up to someones house with a liter of milk as a gift

Chinks don't really drink coffee despite all the star bucks

They just like to sit there and pretend to be important

Starbucks are ALWAYS packed with random chinks just sitting around

They almost never order anything and when they do it's tea

You mean just like any thot on their macbook air at the local starbucks

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The culture of "grab a coffee before work" doesn't exist

The fucking Starbucks open at 10 or 11am

You're right

Face is more important than anything

The facade is more important than life itself

"I'd rather die than be poor"