chinks are all about wechat

I use WeChat and alipay literally everyday

Most chinks do

They are my top 2 apps

10rmb a day? I mean, yeah I COULD eat on that, I suppose.

20 definitely

that's like 2 or 3 good boy points here

sounds insane

I'm a fat fuck so 20 is more plausible

You can get a big bowl of fried noodles for like 5, some breakfast jianbing thing for 5, and then fried dumplings for dinner for 5 to 10

It's all fried shit but you can do it

And it's all delicious

But me and my GF are high rollers , we go to a lot of good places because we can afford it. Very rarely eat street food

You can get a giant steamed pork dumpling that costs 2.5 RMB and usually 2 of those fill me up

The normal sized bottles of soda cost 3 RMB in China (less than 50 cents USD)

In America those run you stleast $1.50 these days right ?

just give me some noodles and I'm happy

none of that ramen shit doe

Nah they don't do ramen unless you go to Muslim or nip places

Lots of noodles to choose from

Serpentza lives in a teir 1 city. I'm technically teir 2, but would be a teir 1 in next ten years or so

5 rmb noodles sounds gud

suzhou?

Yeah they are good, but it's cooked in a dirty ass wok outside with shitty oil and cheapass noodles

It's cheap for a reason

Nah, wuhan

I've lived here over a year and I've gotten food poisoning 6 times

hot dry noodles are GOAT

GOAT

Yeah wuhan is famous for those bitches

gays on a train ?

4rmb hot dry noodle bowl every morning is incredible

It's filling af too

wtf my GFs pants size from the gap why does this size exist

is that your dicc size lul

Nah mine is just xxs so she thinks it's pretty big

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10Pcs-Set-Ultra-Small-Size-G-spot-Condoms-Stimulators-46MM-Mini-Condoms-Uptight-Condom-Sex-Toy/32605787529.html

russia yes

@kaetaa imagine that size in the US

what would Americans even use it for

Hand towel

Baby hat

@CIA

"I hope they are not pierced"

lmfao

eastern euros are comedy gold

KEK

http://cdn.static-economist.com/sites/default/files/images/print-edition/20170408_SRM917.png

Make guangdong great again

thats case 99% of the time

well if it only drops there is no problem

if it detonates

then there is

ebin <:umaru:232470184445607937>

i guess global politics might go haywire for a while if random nuke just spawns somewhere in china and drops there

and nobody knows whos nuclear weapon is it

they would curbstomp best korea, since they d be the go-to i-drop-random-nukes state

>mfw you dont fit in the chink special mri machine

what a shit hospital. its even considered top 10 in china lol

are you a fatty

I would be fat if I lived in a country with 5 rmb fried noodles

Chink MRIs aren't made for Americans

only XXXS Chinese grilles

its a combination of both

im deffo fat, but this thing was tiny

no, you are probably just fat

this woman probably also thinks the door is tiny
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GML8IcLWXfY/mqdefault.jpg

Mean

Yeah my mobility scooter would only scrape through

whoa serpentza is in guangdong?

aw shit he's in shenzhen, guangdong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S109C7fEMxw serpz goes chink shit shopping

he's like 1-2 hours away from me

where are you? hk?

zhuhai

go past shenzhen most weeks on the way to hk

China was okay

Japan was real neato

I can't believer serpentza wears a freaking suit in that weather

it's basically florida there

some of those prices are shit

cheaper here in the US

genuine electronics cost a boatload in asia

even in HK, a samsung TV ran over $1.5k USD

Their budget option for a 50 inch was a $500 TCL

China protects their industry like no other, so that's why all the mainland FOBS I know in the US have some sort of quasi- luxury smuggling ring

My FOB houses 15k resources http://i.imgur.com/JColWpR.jpg

Excuse daily mail but http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4379448/Boy-13-left-unable-lie-botched-penis-surgery.html

Chinese version of Zambz

haha yeah

I tried to read the chink subtitles in the video but the player won't let me pause

said something about 3 centimetres

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3 to 4 centimeter scar

And the dick turned black

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you have to remember that imported goods are atleast 17% higher price because of tax, and then some for other reasons

so chink shit is cheap, imported shit is crazy expensive.