should've stopped

my old man

I am too biased to trust the Asians with valuable metals anyways. Maybe the japs, but that's about it..

@plasticsword how do rich people get rich anyway? By giving away tens of thousands?

by playing the stock market

Did anyone here ever get a chef knife off Ali?

Just drive up north and get some wmf ware when on sale...

it was more curiosity than the need for a knife

Good argument

I just realized this is the wrong channel

@spaqin I mean when I last went on a cruise they sent 11 year old me on a treasure hunt around the tourist zones seeing shops and getting tokens and they'd give you like a box to put them all in if you found all 7

They were all in like jewelry stores

that's more fucked than getting bullied on a 2 week long summer camp

Mm

It was fun though I guess

I think 4/7 were jewelry stores and the rest were like gift shops and shit

@plasticsword haha the one time you find generosity here and it's a scam

F course

Must be making a lot of money to pay off officials and renting a place in central beijing

Ye typical scammers

should've known better but it was mainly my old man buying stuff, I just feel bad I didnt tried to stop him

I fucking hate cny

And normal New Years too

Any any occasion that calls for fireworks

Heading back to USA for awhile tomorrow lads. I'm excite

did you pack your chink?

Back to USA, back to 2 hour TSA lines

TSA isnt that bad coming in from international flights

Going out is when they put america's finest on the case to inconveince everyone.

Assuming he doesn't have any transfer flights

I had to fly TPE -> SFO -> Dulles Airport and that was terrible. Sorry I'm not American lol not familiar with these

I did pack my chink...and her mom, unfortunately

It'll be nice to show them what life outside of the hellhole China is like

You mean what chinatown looks like

which is pretty much smaller china

and they will refuse to leave

why do east asians never try to explore

>Implying Japanese tourists aren't a meme

they don't explore

tourist traps

Yeah ironically the chink mom wants to visit China town

And she's worried that she won't get breakfast because she wakes up earlier than everyone else

Chinks don't want to travel and explore and try new shit...they want to travel, eat Chinese food, and buy luxury brands

I've made a good experience with my Koreans

from what i've heard about gooks coming here for exchange

they eat only in korean restaurants

for a year

paying premium every day

They tried every beer here and joined Karneval

Which is good enough for me

when i import my gf we may visit a kr restaurant once or twice for memes
but otherwise she's eating bigos, barszcz and my dick

Nah, Korean restaurants are usually chink ones here

Koreans tend to not cook for themselves tho, so far everyone of them visiting was surprised that I put probably more effort into my kitchen than my living room.

i guess that does happen

@kaetaa does her mum still look cute and young?

no shes a cunt

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That has nothing to do with looks though.

Answer the question.

I meant physically

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@kaetaa post pics please

I need to masturbate

Chinese cunt would have been my first search term of choice anyway

I T A L I A N S T AL L I O N

Jesus Christ get a hold of yourself you degen

She's heinous

A literal walking cunt

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/18/world/australia/china-taiwan-discrimination.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

lol

CHINA NUMBA ONE

>in Australia

yep there's too many chinks here

Reminds me of a story
>Chinese teacher invites class and +1s on a Saturday to drink tea
>bring gf
>Chinese teacher has a super fancy tea pot with a built in heating plate
>gf asks teacher where she got it from
>teacher tells her she got it online and she could give her the link another day
>gf says thanks
>teacher says "no problem. Chinese must help each other"
>both silent, looking at each others soulless eyes for some seconds
>gf says "I'm not Chinese"
>they start fighting in Mandarin
>goes on for about two minutes in front of all students
>decide to interject for a moment
>ask "how do you say popcorn in Chinese"
>they stop arguing
>they don't even say hello to each other anymore
>gf asked me to find a new Chinese teacher after passing B2 equivalent

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peak autism

peak NUMBA WAN

Top kek

Chinese are taught at a very young age to literally fight anyone who says anything even a little negative China

If you say Taiwan isn't China they literally start to weep

It's the saddest most insecure thing I've ever seen

nice

Trained from birth to be babies

I'll save that knowledge for later

Want to piss off a Chinese ? Say "I like Taiwan/Hong Kong more than China"

They will break down in tears or put their fists up

If you're a teacher they will report you to the uni

You can say literally anything to a mainlander like stinky chinky fuck face and it's fine

But if you ever say something isn't theirs

They will break

LOL

China Chinese*

Chinese from other nations (like me) frankly don’t give a shit and probably will agree with you

Yes, sorry I meant "mainland Chinese"

There is a big difference

Another thing is to speak simplified Chinese in Taiwan and non-Cantonese in HK

Will that make people think youre retarded

No it will piss them off

Sometimes

speak simplified chinese?