>in Australia

yep there's too many chinks here

Reminds me of a story
>Chinese teacher invites class and +1s on a Saturday to drink tea
>bring gf
>Chinese teacher has a super fancy tea pot with a built in heating plate
>gf asks teacher where she got it from
>teacher tells her she got it online and she could give her the link another day
>gf says thanks
>teacher says "no problem. Chinese must help each other"
>both silent, looking at each others soulless eyes for some seconds
>gf says "I'm not Chinese"
>they start fighting in Mandarin
>goes on for about two minutes in front of all students
>decide to interject for a moment
>ask "how do you say popcorn in Chinese"
>they stop arguing
>they don't even say hello to each other anymore
>gf asked me to find a new Chinese teacher after passing B2 equivalent

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peak autism

peak NUMBA WAN

Top kek

Chinese are taught at a very young age to literally fight anyone who says anything even a little negative China

If you say Taiwan isn't China they literally start to weep

It's the saddest most insecure thing I've ever seen

nice

Trained from birth to be babies

I'll save that knowledge for later

Want to piss off a Chinese ? Say "I like Taiwan/Hong Kong more than China"

They will break down in tears or put their fists up

If you're a teacher they will report you to the uni

You can say literally anything to a mainlander like stinky chinky fuck face and it's fine

But if you ever say something isn't theirs

They will break

LOL

China Chinese*

Chinese from other nations (like me) frankly don’t give a shit and probably will agree with you

Yes, sorry I meant "mainland Chinese"

There is a big difference

Another thing is to speak simplified Chinese in Taiwan and non-Cantonese in HK

Will that make people think youre retarded

No it will piss them off

Sometimes

speak simplified chinese?

if you mean write, it's not really a big deal, some people here use a few simplified characters when hand-writing notes

it's just quicker

for anything formal though it'd be weird if you're not a mainlander but understandable since that's what's being taught around the world

Yeah it seems like that @kaetaa

Good mate of mine is Taiwanese/Korean

He decided to take the Chinese course in year 9 to brush up on his skills

New teacher asked him his nationality

She's Chinese

He said he was Taiwanese and she flipped her fucking lid at him

So he decided not to bother with that class, got out, and he took History (elective) instead

Jesus even grade 9 teachers are insecure

I go out of my way to do it these days