Message from @kaetaa

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2018-02-08 22:34:50 UTC  

But tough people I take ?

2018-02-08 23:11:31 UTC  

it doesn't matter, basic training molds you to be tough

2018-02-08 23:11:36 UTC  

or you flunk out

2018-02-09 06:31:07 UTC  

my fiancees grandma usually watches TV during the day, but someone broke the antenna to the building so theres no TV signal today. so shes been staring at the blank TV for 2 hours wtf

2018-02-09 06:35:58 UTC  

Fix antenna

2018-02-09 06:36:03 UTC  

Make grandma happy

2018-02-09 07:07:25 UTC  

@kaetaa dementia is a powerful thing

2018-02-09 08:11:30 UTC  

its all that soy

2018-02-09 08:11:45 UTC  

shit gives you dementia

2018-02-09 09:00:05 UTC  

just how fukin braindead is she

2018-02-09 09:02:36 UTC  

You guys

2018-02-09 09:02:55 UTC  

No bulli elderly <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2018-02-09 11:36:02 UTC  

She's usually fine except for minor memory loss

2018-02-09 11:36:32 UTC  

I mean she's 96 years old but she's usually fine

2018-02-09 11:58:28 UTC  

does she still look like 30?

2018-02-09 13:00:38 UTC  

dont fuck his grandma in law you degenerate

2018-02-09 13:19:59 UTC  

but maybe she's cute

2018-02-09 13:20:10 UTC  

how can you be so closed minded?!?!

2018-02-09 15:01:00 UTC  

Why shouldn't i fuck his grandma in law?
She may be cute indeed.

2018-02-09 15:11:49 UTC  

Ever seen Coco?

2018-02-09 15:11:57 UTC  

She looks identical to the grandma in that

2018-02-09 15:14:23 UTC  

This one?

2018-02-09 15:14:35 UTC  

I'd sure smash that.

2018-02-09 15:45:54 UTC  

Yes

2018-02-09 15:45:57 UTC  

Just like that

2018-02-09 15:46:05 UTC  

She can walk though

2018-02-09 15:51:06 UTC  

@Sdeck37 which one of the pic would you smash?

2018-02-09 15:54:12 UTC  

Both, but not at the same time.

2018-02-09 16:52:21 UTC  

prude

2018-02-10 00:56:23 UTC  

Lads I'm at a Chinese wedding today

2018-02-10 00:56:41 UTC  

Will be posting first hand account of the wackiness

2018-02-10 00:56:49 UTC  

We had to be here at 8am .

2018-02-10 00:58:36 UTC  

There is a tradition where the bride hides in her home and the groom has to break in and steal her. But her friends and family guard the door so the groom has to throw red pockets full of money at them that they get to keep

2018-02-10 00:58:44 UTC  

So they get their money and then move

2018-02-10 00:59:11 UTC  

Also while you check in for the wedding , they have an accountant up front

2018-02-10 00:59:23 UTC  

And you're supposed to give money to the bridge and grooms family

2018-02-10 00:59:32 UTC  

So they write down your name and how much money you give

2018-02-10 01:00:39 UTC  

I asked why they had to catalogue everything it makes the gift seem less like a gift and more like a payment

2018-02-10 01:01:13 UTC  

I was told that they have to keep track so they can track the face given and so they know how much to give at THEIR wedding

2018-02-10 01:01:31 UTC  

So assuming everyone gets married, the money always goes back into each other's hands