Can someone tell me why my order says it's been delivered approx 2,100 miles away?

Fell out the plane on the way over

ah that explains it all. It just divebombed straight into some rando's mailbox. Well I hope they enjoy the keyswitch tester

hey it was me that got it

thanks mate

I asked that they include a handrawn picture packaged with it, hope they included it

Poor fucker is Slaving away for 14 hours a day packaging your shit in unbelievable humidity . Final package of the day, he's about to go home and spend the last 1 hour of daylight with his family, but first he has to draw you a picture

God bless china

(;_;)7

I love when you get that journey to the west story bundled in

Lmao

you know the one?

Rip off of Marco Polo 👍🏻

kek

that's offensive

I'm a gook

o, there is nadeko here

my friends tell me i have a problem with all the chink shit i buy

good

@Drunk Octopus they're brainwashed western capitalist pigs

@Deleted User did you make a patreon

why are they shitposting about your patreon on the thread

Why the fuck has someone made a patreon

HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

hmm

that's a good idea

set up a patreon and use all of the funds to buy and review chinkshit on youtube

i work a part time minimum wage job and i can afford to buy as much chink shit as my heart desires

same lol but even the nicer stuff

like the chink computers

pay for your own shit until you have an audience then start begging

i would really like to review iphone clones and then install stockish android on them

because iphones are purdy but ios is shit

What's a good chink replacement for the Monoprice headphones (109927)? I've been using these kinds for years

@Michael if u dont know anything u shud start on an arduino starter kit for ~30 usd. its like 1/3 of electrical engineering with much more fun and practical creations

actually

sources a lot of components too

neato burrito constructed workstation too

im not a shill

this is what I ordered last week

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/new-Starter-Kit-UNO-R3-mini-Breadboard-LED-jumper-wire-button-for-arduino-compatile-free-shipping/32377254047.html

figured it was a good deal

in fact, do you think this is <#276331557210554368> worthy?

ordered a bunch of magnets 2 weeks ago and now it's 30% off

fucking bullshit

fucking chinks

how do they work?

hey

i have $20 to spend on chinkshit

never posted in a chinkshit thread before

read through the wiki and infographics

what do you guys personally rec

the uno r3 I just linked if you want to build stuff

@fag2839#3093 >see something you like and need

>buy it

>use it

??????

how is this a question

Buy yourself 10 McDonalds burgers

What are you even thinking of getting m8

I have a dream

of going into mcdonals with couple of friends

and ordering 100 cheeseburgers

Tfw your ali refunds haven't come through yet and you can no longer afford chink shit

tfw 10-15 days

testtest i suggest calling before going in like that

for sake of the workers and yourself

so you get everything hot and there is enough beef&cheese for your group

the point is to film the ordeal and laugh while the defeated workers start frantically flipping burgers

you been fastfood worker tervy?

cuz you sound like you have empathy towards them

nope but worked on hotel&hotel restaurants (medium/high-end) for some years

so i know what the limitations are and why you should inform first (other than its nice thing to do)

its more about customer satisfaction

avg mcdonalds sure has 100 burger patties (hell even 300 easily)

but if its middle of the shiftchange

there is only 1-2 staff + desk clerk

and other peoples food need to be made too

first you are huge dick to others who might be in hurry

second you might get your food late even some cold

if you dont say that its okay to bring them in 10/20 patches or so

your analyzing this way too much, but I will keep in mind

have you been good goys and ordered your phone from giztop?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487979322382.webm

is the 1.4 infographic still available somewhere?

I once ordered 50 burgers with friends

They just brought them 5 by 5

Not the 50 burgers at once

It didn't slow down anyone

bullshit

It was a big mcdonalds and it wasn't full, though

They'd have told us to fuck off if we came during peak hours I guess

You mean you actually think they'd say "No, we won't sell you anything and do exactly the thing we're here to do"?

Don't know

Will ask them next time

fucking pajeets

calling

"helluuuuuu"

"my NAIme is charliii"

"i am calling you"

"from windows technical headquarters"

"Where does the poop go pajeet?"

The English names they give the,selves always cracks me up

A friend of the family fell for the scheme once

"Tell me about pooop where does it go!?"

tell me a out the rabbits george

the poop can go into your mouth

if you're so interested

@Phatique review this next http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Lifan-40km-per-hour-Mini-Electric_60558436553.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.EwqErj

Thanks

Tfw /csg/ is engaging in OP war autism again

<:you:265281777168416768>

https://vgy.me/4PYZp5.png

Lol

>chinks

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/59108943#p59114508 you can't make this up 😂

>OP wars

Jesus Christ

Who gives a fuck about the name, also that name is shit

@transience That's because he's trying to spin his autist antics on others, try and distract from it.

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/59108943#p59114780

Ignore it

Did your bird die?

Aw shit man, that's sad

RIP 😦

Is that a mini MacBook btw?

Great idea

The chinks really have thought of everything

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Silver-Pocket-MacBook-Air-Laptop-Clear-Glass-Women-Makeup-Mirror-Beauty-Portable-Cosmetic-Mirrors-Retail/32681968939.html

I didn't think it was that small though

for you

color looks very interesting

is that a lenovo thinkpad?

I'm running the same thing actually

plastic at the top of the screen is breaking off slowly but its decent aside from that

(actually updated the ram and threw a SSD in there but dont tell anyone)

still full HDD pleb on my desktop computer

even non-chink ssds are pretty cheap now

listen man I am in the process of figuring out if I should trust the chinks enough to buy a fountain pen from them

I am not ready to buy a SSD from them yet

If there's one thing I'm okay with paying laowai prices on, it's storage

Kingdian is a pretty gud make

but what about the fountain pens?

Defo yes

@Deleted User http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

Look down a bit, loads of pens

sopmeo+

Right thats where I got the Jinhao X450 from 😄

someone in my town in shpock is selling 128GB 3.0 flash drives for like 30$

Samsung ones

really want to buy one buy I suspect its stolen

i need nw-700 help
it sounds quiet af even with a behringer phantom psu

http://www.gearbest.com/towels/pp_614375.html

ITS HERE THE XIAOMI TOWEL

YOUTH SERIES

Pioneers

RYZEN is overheating and cant go beyond 2400mhz RAM

LFMAO AMD IS FINISHED

who was that guy who bought stocks

@Deleted User Chink fountain pens can be well worth the money.

I'm watching a youtube review on that pen rn, looks pretty good

But you may end up with a shitty nib too, which is awful.

Which pen?

Jinhao X450

apparently the nib is just a standard size one, so I could easily replace it if the need arose

Ah, that old cigar type looking pen.

Yeah, Jinhao nibs all seem to be interchangable.

I've like 10x 599, and only one of them had a shitty nib though.

Which was possible to fix, but not worth it. 😛

I probably wouldnt be able to tell a shitty nib from a non shitty one anyways

Oh, you would.

You know that scratchy sound you hear when people write with quills in movies?

That's what you get with a shitty nib, essentially. Plus it tugs and it's just not pleasant to write with.

"You know that scratchy sound you hear when people write with quills in movies?"
Thats some harry potter type stuff right there

No. Just no. Fuck that shit.

oh good fps

I have some gud ones

started with jinhaos tho

anyway

This just in: monks are not a meme

good sound, they fit alright for earbuds, great build quality except the foam "tips" that go over the housing

I thought they'd be airplane earphones that sounded good but they are well built

wish it had an L 3.5 but its okay

Jinhao feeds are incredibly wet writers

you can smooth them out with micro mesh if they're scratchy

Their "M" writes like a BB

people buy bock/jowo #6s from goulet pens but I'd recommend getting a real fucking pen for the price

Metropolitan, vintage Esterbrook 9xxx series, TWSBI Eco are some good starter pens

anyone got a good ali spinner?

https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170225111006&SearchText=ball+bearings

Chink ball bearings. Kek.

These autism spinners are selling surprisingly well https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hand-Spinner-Tri-Spinner-Fidgets-Toy-EDC-Sensory-Fidget-Spinner-For-Autism-and-ADHD-Kids-Adult/32792817360.html

>Good news : Lowest price to promotion and we have no any profit ....
>China Post Ordinary Small Packet Plus no track information .so within 60days pls do not open dispute .

I'll report back on whether they're any good when mine arrive (tfw actually fell for the meme)

We have no any profit

Things must be bad

why don't chinks have hoberman sphere?

damn ive gotten (you)ed in like 3 generals in a row now

im so good

it's like someone just stroked your dick

where can i find a larger version of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkqeHMnhdo

chinks don't have it

how did the miracle of this toy escape the chinks

isnt that like for 5 year olds

it's fun to keepit around

well it could be nice for autism fidgin

Email the chinks and they'll be on that shit asap

>recorder version of Celine Dion's "My heart will go on" https://youtu.be/Hk18-VWj__o

Did you change your name?

email who

Any of the stores or factories you think would make something like it

oh fuck im so sorry about that comfy

any advice on ordering from Ali Express? 😄

make sure to pay with money

change your avatar picture to a cute asian bikini girl

i am serious

they ship your order immedietly

how would they know about my avatar picture on discord?

@Deleted User Reviews are the best indicator of quality

avatar on your aliexpress acount dumbo

oh

somebody please send me pictures of qt asians in a bikini

Check nsfw lewds channel

just use this http://i.imgur.com/lo50Bgo.jpg

is this an elaborate meme?

easy google skill

its a secret meme

its common sense

if the image is too big

crop it but make sure the boobs are visible

as for email address, throwaway or is regular one okay

i would choose an cn email provider to appear more trustworthy

they are sometimes a little unfriendly to merican ones

they are gonna know that you're not chink when you're not speaking chink anyway

I'm German. We are Chinas Greatest Ally afterall.

the picture is just for order employee mr wang to click on it for oogling and getting a boner at work, then work with your order than others

so regular email

or for miss li who click on you to see your cute bikini and see if she wanna buy a same looking one

and then work on your order

MISS LI A QT

"I certify that I have the right and authority to distribute this picture and that it does not violate the Terms of Use. "

Oh boy, you're gonna get your package and a marriage proposal

kek

I'm getting memed on am I not

Mobile phone number?

Why not create a real account?

I have but I'm ordering right now

and it asks for a mobile phone number