oh fuck im so sorry about that comfy

any advice on ordering from Ali Express? 😄

make sure to pay with money

change your avatar picture to a cute asian bikini girl

i am serious

they ship your order immedietly

how would they know about my avatar picture on discord?

@Deleted User Reviews are the best indicator of quality

avatar on your aliexpress acount dumbo

oh

somebody please send me pictures of qt asians in a bikini

Check nsfw lewds channel

just use this http://i.imgur.com/lo50Bgo.jpg

is this an elaborate meme?

easy google skill

its a secret meme

its common sense

if the image is too big

crop it but make sure the boobs are visible

as for email address, throwaway or is regular one okay

i would choose an cn email provider to appear more trustworthy

they are sometimes a little unfriendly to merican ones

they are gonna know that you're not chink when you're not speaking chink anyway

I'm German. We are Chinas Greatest Ally afterall.

the picture is just for order employee mr wang to click on it for oogling and getting a boner at work, then work with your order than others

so regular email

or for miss li who click on you to see your cute bikini and see if she wanna buy a same looking one

and then work on your order

MISS LI A QT

"I certify that I have the right and authority to distribute this picture and that it does not violate the Terms of Use. "

Oh boy, you're gonna get your package and a marriage proposal

kek

I'm getting memed on am I not

Mobile phone number?

Why not create a real account?

I have but I'm ordering right now

and it asks for a mobile phone number

For verification/identification

Delivery drivers too

Jic

What payment method is usually most appreciated? CC?