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please stop @ing Euan

wow fuck me

i ordered hankerchiefs and the description said made out of cotton and polyester

this shit has to be %100$ polyester

0/10 would not absorb water

Could be 0.00001% cotton though

what chink shit will fill empty void inside me

none

cancer water bottle

Oops, looked at the wrong list, disregard.

.https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Human-Centipede-3D-T-Shirt-Hot-Sale-Summer-Style-Pattern-Mens-T-Shirts-Fashion-2015-Slim/32441107572.html

what

Welcome to the /csg/ server, @Paus Benedictus!

Thank you especially friendly bot

Does anyone know where I can order Xiaomi mascotte stuff? Pluches, figurines, stickers, posters, whatever. It's really really cute

I think gearbest sell them

if not aliexpress

lul

nice shirt

I tried gearbest and ali but maybe I didn't search by the right terms. Got any ideas as to where to start?

@Paus Benedictus https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-original-xiaomi-25cm-Mi-rabbit-toy-classical-Bib-Trousers-Canvas-shoes-Penguin-Edition-MiTu-rabbits/32678740006.html

its called Mitu

i think this is what you mean

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@Paus Benedictus Fasttech and ibuygou have a lot of Xiaomi merch

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@callmeJHWH Exactly, thanks a lot

Thanks bot

how 2 tell if your pepe is genuine

Anyone who knows how to fucking enter home launcher settings in Nougat?

This is retarded

I never bother with Google's launcher

use Nova

it lets you do whatever you want with it

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@Phatique Settings>Apps>Defaults

forgive me anons for i have sinned

i bought a chink monitor

Which one

like china or korean monitor

north korean?

does china even do monitors lol

There are some really good cheap korean monitors

^

of course they do

what does china not do

make good yeezys

China only just managed to make ballpoint pens

BM 800: the phantom power

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/world/88377187/At-last-China-learns-how-to-make-a-ballpoint-pen

>China Premier Li Keqiang has been unhappy for years about the ballpoint problem.

Okay oO

I had to double check this wasn't a satire site

tfw chinese nibs are better than their balls

are ballpoints really that complex lul

i guess so

The ballpoint needs to last 800 metres of writing

The chinese steel broke waay before that

ah

100 kabajilliion miles

just get that japanese steel secret

i folded this ball 1 billion times.

Apparently the Swiss have been making superior quality balls for the past few years

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Thanks jack😃😃

Hey guys, anyone knows a good chink camera?

for general use stick to western brands

for go pro alternatives you have a lot to work with

I'd rather get one for general use, I'm currently in china and was wondering if anyone had any knowledge about their stuff

because surely there MUST be something at least a little bit good

http://www.dhgate.com/product/polo-d3000-16mp-hd-half-dslr-professional/379828509.html#s1-12-1b;searl|0838872949 just randomly looking at shit

http://www.dhgate.com/product/wholesale-amkov-cdr2-digital-camera-video/394653831.html#s1-2-1b;searl|4009281958

http://www.gearbest.com/camcorders/pp_486306.html

great, chcking the prices on taobao

thanks

if mobile phones taught me anything it's that chinks fucking suck at cameras

Yeah, I'm not happy with xiaomi camera

I mean the camera in my xiaomi phone

heard that the one in the xiaomi notebook is also pretty shit

ALL chink cameras are chinkshit

(except a select few of Lenovo, Huehuehuewei and ASUS phones)

i should try to buy stuff directly from taobao but it would suck to get something fug'd up

taobao is really pro, if you live in china that is

yeah :(

australia isnt that far from china, right?

superbuys shipping fees are kinda silly

otherwise you might have to contact the seller, and usually they dont know english at all

shipping outside of china is weird

seizure and waiting months at a time

wew

sending a bigger package from here to europe is 17 bucks

up to 1 kg

then you pay 9 for every additional kg

the thing is, when it comes to smaller things I think the chinks send it from HK or Macao

mainly the reason why you get free shipping from aliexpress

or Singapore

which is even slower

im ok with buying stuff from english sites with customer service

taobao just seems too risky

without agent

my Chinese is barely just good enough to ask questions on taobao

I only know cantonese and the terminology isn't the same as mandarin

and paying for agents defeats the point lmao

at taobao they actually really care about the reputation

so I just G translate some and just make sure it checks out for what is the same

refunds are no problem

but if youre from outside of china...

i wouldnt even bother

unless you have a midleway

aka most people

try to translate with bing translator

imo its better than google, more chinese people use it so the translation is better

also if you have some basic knowledge of chinese you can use mdbg to translate each character

afk

translating each character is pretty much what I do lol

for what I don't know

as for paying an agent defeating the point, it really depends on what you're buying

taobao listing

how is a 150-200 bux chip from nvidia gunna do gaming

big gaming

Wh-what?

Kek what idiot

so stolen laptop resurfaced on taobao? nice

Does Jamal have adds on eBay

Would you buy keycaps at a chinkwebsite

Of course

yes, as long as PBT. most "western" stock keycaps are crap anyway

the ones that came with my WASD are rubbish

I'm skeptical, but I don't wnat to spend 100 euros on keycaps

which ones are you on about? there isnt much than can go wrong, honestly

i think @Windatica bought a lot of mech kb stuff from ali

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why do you lids use ali over taobao all the time

tao is way cheaper and probably faster too if your proxy is good

Because I can't read chink

And I like Ali's buyer protection

I dont speak mongolian

My Gateron switches have arrived in the UK

Is alipay legit or will I get chinked

TFW can't use paypal

@Shuja tao doesn't ship to me

Alipay is good

I've never used PayPal for aliexpress

Never been chinked

Also if you open a dispute and the seller doesn't reply to you

Within a certain timespan

You get the chink shit and your money

I just don't feel comfortable giving banking details direct go a random chink

Plus banking transfers take about a week to refund

I'll stick with alipay and PayPal for my dragon dildoes

It's not to a chink tho

It's to THE chinks

I'd rather have it flow through alibaba than some random chink leet haxor

http://hexus.net/tech/news/laptop/101467-stolen-razer-project-valerie-appears-chinese-auction-site/

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Wow you are fast.

I posted the ad

So I bought for 50€ the Syma X5SW - Its a FPV quadrocopter with 100m range, 10 minute battery life and a sturdy built that withstood quite some abuse already. It streams a live video to your phone. Everything included.

You might wanna add that to your list

10 minute

Jesus

What of you're 100m in the air

And battery dies

They're nice and easy flyers

stable

also Wifi FPV drains batteries more

because of it running on the same frequency as the controller

you're better off with a FPV quadcopter that comes with its own screen

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Do you guys recommend any cheap automatic knives?

I already took a look at the infographic one

I'm looking for one myself

other than the new ones made by ganzo, just assume all of the non-branded ones are complete garbage

But why

Its a simple flick maneuver

You're a ganzo shill

same

first of all automatic knives do not have a "flick maneuver," its just a spring

second of all most cheap unbranded or unknown knives are complete garbage, you'll save more money and time just going with the well known brands that are already dirt cheap for what they offer

So I should join the Ganzo masterrace?

you can just get yourself good old MORA and be done with the elitist fuckery

if you strictly want an automatic, you should get ganzo

So I want to power an alarm clock speaker thing

It already has a battery compartment, which it wakes 6 1.5v AA cells

Is Gearbest alright for 18650 batteries?

stay away with anything with "fire" in the name

Yeah

Ultrafire batteries I just saw

id get them on ali if i were you

russians actually test them

i know there were some 9800 mAh batteries that reviewers actually tested to about 980

http://anrieff.net/batterytest/index_en.html

does not have most chinese variants but

gives good example of "normal ones"

https://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-NCR18650B-3400mAh-Rechargeable-Battery-Green/dp/B00DHXY72O not that bad price

Thanks for the advice fellas

Looking through links

also don't buy GTF

that "dont touch fire" was suprisingly accurate

never realised until saw this http://www.ebay.com/gds/18650-Battery-Buying-Guide-test-on-all-from-eBay-below-3-/10000000178020340/g.html?rmvSB=true

Lmao

jesu

A single battery actually had advertised charge

Ahahaha

Hmmm

So this speaker takes 10v at 1.3

I basically want to make a rechargeable battery for it

So, li-ion with just like a USB charging module I guess

at 10v .. you want to wallcharger for it

and battery backup

Yeah, the battery is supposed to be a backup for it

It's like an alarm speaker thing

But I want to actually take it places

the switching powersuply with batteries can be hard to do depending on type

Yeah

if its relay then its easy

tho the alarm would need to handle small suddent poweroff when relay switches on/off

aka self-reboot properly

if not done with capacitor hold while the relay clicks

Moreso

It can run completely with batteries

But, fucking 6 alkaline cells is not practical.

lipo battery ?

those would drive the speaker easily too at 10v

Yeah, but tending the battery would be a pain

and charge&use circuits dont cost that much to them ?

Nah

I was thinking a cell of li-ion and a USB charging module

one of those RC car batteries (cannibalized from children toy if you have spares around) or battery powered drill batteries could work with proper circuitry

just one of those "safety bags" for funsies