chink-shit-general

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2016-08-08 22:19:20 UTC

Court order? Damn too slow.

2016-08-08 22:19:34 UTC

>eat all your music when the RIAA, MPAA, CIA, FBI and Interpol bust down your door to arrest you for the most heinous crime of all, music piracy

2016-08-08 22:19:40 UTC

yeah i figured i'd have to save that one as quickly as possible or you niggers would jump at the pedo jokes

2016-08-08 22:20:13 UTC

Was on another channel, otherwise I would have caught it.

2016-08-08 22:20:25 UTC

"local man aged 22 has been found trying to hide his pirated albums in his stomach"

2016-08-08 22:20:54 UTC

"local law enforcement says "it's a good thing he's using sharks which are waterproof otherwise all the evidence would have been destroyed"

2016-08-08 22:20:56 UTC

Better than Paris Hilton stuffing a cigarette carton full of cocaine up her giant snatch.

2016-08-08 22:21:58 UTC

Man, people packing microSD cards would be some cyberpunk shit.

2016-08-08 22:22:35 UTC

You know there's a guy researching brain cyberisation, right?

2016-08-08 22:22:48 UTC

no?

2016-08-08 22:22:52 UTC

awesome

2016-08-08 22:23:44 UTC

He's already had implants in his arms that allow him to control a computer using the electrical pulses sent to control his hands.

2016-08-08 22:23:51 UTC

I was hyped for that guy who was going to undergo the worlds first head transplant before it turned out to be kojima mgsv bullshit

2016-08-08 22:24:08 UTC

"i just pirated joy to key and put it in my arm"

2016-08-08 22:24:32 UTC

Hahaha.

2016-08-08 22:24:39 UTC

i thought that was a totally differnt thing and the doctor was like going to sue for likeness

2016-08-08 22:25:00 UTC

shows what i know

2016-08-08 22:25:04 UTC

can't keep up with this shit

2016-08-08 22:25:36 UTC

Go to hackaday if you want to see all kinds of cool and pointless shit.

2016-08-08 22:26:04 UTC

does watching mens floor gymnastics make me gay? I cant decide

2016-08-08 22:26:10 UTC

yes

2016-08-08 22:26:16 UTC

shit

2016-08-08 22:26:36 UTC

Only mailny if you think it's attracftive but you can save face by waiting for the female gymnastics

2016-08-08 22:26:40 UTC

which imo is far superior

2016-08-08 22:27:26 UTC

"you watching male gymnastics? god that's gay"
"nah dude females on on next"
"oh shit i'll be back with beers"

2016-08-08 22:27:31 UTC

saved.

2016-08-08 22:27:33 UTC

Gotta get some y2k unsafe programs on the sd card embedded into my arms

2016-08-08 22:27:51 UTC

i'd get a speedometer in my arm

2016-08-08 22:27:58 UTC

and an altimiter

2016-08-08 22:27:59 UTC

>there will be no drugs in the future

2016-08-08 22:28:05 UTC

for all the parkour and basejumping i'd be doing

2016-08-08 22:28:14 UTC

>only herion.bat and weed.amv

2016-08-08 22:28:25 UTC

>cyberdrugs

2016-08-08 22:28:36 UTC

Tfw snow crash

2016-08-08 22:28:38 UTC

hook me up with that .exe bruh

2016-08-08 22:28:55 UTC

dealer said he's all out of .wav

2016-08-08 22:29:38 UTC

Binaural beats might actually surpass meme status

2016-08-08 22:29:55 UTC

>Not enjoying those vibrations

2016-08-08 22:30:16 UTC

imagine hetting music implants and then next year they have an updated model

2016-08-08 22:30:20 UTC

>Surgery bills

2016-08-08 22:30:25 UTC

>Headaches from surgery

2016-08-08 22:30:32 UTC

not worth it

2016-08-08 22:30:52 UTC

Nah, it would just be a quick link up and patch, man.

2016-08-08 22:31:06 UTC

can't upgreade hardware through link ups

2016-08-08 22:31:08 UTC

Early on you`d have to go through surgery for all the firmware updates.

2016-08-08 22:31:25 UTC

>relax, breathe deep, slap up a vein and inject memes directly into your bloodstream

2016-08-08 22:31:27 UTC

Nigga your brain doesn`t need hardware, just the code to run it.

2016-08-08 22:31:32 UTC

god this is slowly going to turn into the ending od Human revelations

2016-08-08 22:31:52 UTC

>implying all of this wont be sold as cloud connected botnet

2016-08-08 22:31:54 UTC

INjecting memes into the main vein

2016-08-08 22:31:54 UTC

there's a killswitch that gets put in all the brains of people and it's to activate great music

2016-08-08 22:31:58 UTC

>that awkward moment when your last biological part is replaced by machine partk

2016-08-08 22:32:05 UTC

mfw whole world collapses due to everybody dancing

2016-08-08 22:32:25 UTC

Armitage III style, test.

2016-08-08 22:35:03 UTC

Everyone in voice chat is muted and/or has the sound off.

2016-08-08 22:35:18 UTC

welcome to /g/

2016-08-08 22:35:39 UTC

Welcome to most discords in general.

2016-08-08 22:35:40 UTC

im on a laptop m80

2016-08-08 22:35:57 UTC

Laptops have headphone jacks too, brah.

2016-08-08 22:35:58 UTC

I'm usually in there talking to myself but mic is ded

2016-08-08 22:36:02 UTC

hey we had decent voips from time to time

2016-08-08 22:36:15 UTC

(once or twice)

2016-08-08 22:38:47 UTC

guess which number i'm thinking of between 1 and 10 and i'll lick my mic sensually

2016-08-08 22:39:15 UTC

there'll be activity in there tomorrow if the radio show goes through

2016-08-08 22:41:30 UTC

5 nogger

2016-08-08 22:46:36 UTC

i'll be frank

2016-08-08 22:46:41 UTC

looks like a quick and cheap way to lose a gpu

2016-08-08 22:46:47 UTC
2016-08-08 22:46:54 UTC

Yeah it kinda does.

2016-08-08 22:50:17 UTC

those chips

2016-08-08 22:50:18 UTC

ironic

2016-08-08 22:50:30 UTC

people here buy chemical infused shit leaves and drink them

2016-08-08 22:50:41 UTC

I bought a bunch of those for 50p in different colours

2016-08-08 22:51:14 UTC

really useful since you can just daisychain them if you need a different size

2016-08-08 22:51:23 UTC

meanwhile people buy chips to reduce their cellphone's radiation

2016-08-08 22:52:04 UTC

People who think cell and wifi cause cancer trigger me

2016-08-08 22:56:27 UTC

brb, making a cup of cancer

2016-08-08 22:57:03 UTC

facebook arguments

2016-08-08 22:57:08 UTC

prove that cell and wifi doesnt cause cancer

2016-08-08 22:57:12 UTC

I WIN
BTFO

2016-08-08 22:57:23 UTC

>being called a vegan, saying that I force my opinion on others

2016-08-08 22:57:29 UTC

Yeah I am the badguy

2016-08-08 22:57:46 UTC

you're vegan?

2016-08-08 22:57:47 UTC

XD

2016-08-08 22:57:49 UTC

no

2016-08-08 22:57:55 UTC

vegans are faggots

2016-08-08 22:58:04 UTC

Apperantly I'm vegan cause I force my opinion on others

2016-08-08 22:58:10 UTC

well you do talk a lot

2016-08-08 22:58:16 UTC

rip

2016-08-08 23:02:01 UTC

hmm

2016-08-08 23:02:05 UTC

what anime do I download

2016-08-08 23:02:15 UTC

Macross Delta

2016-08-08 23:02:42 UTC

Super mecha magical girl space idols.

2016-08-08 23:03:15 UTC

@Jignx utawarerumono

2016-08-08 23:03:17 UTC

:3

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