lemme take a pic of my whole collection

practically all of them I bought at random markets in shanghai

most are from the pokarts brand

Bin laden lmao

first one I ever got was Mao Ze Dong and international friends

one of the cards even has nixon on it

by the way if anyone knows a place I can buy more of these, please hook me up, novelty playing cards are hard to find outside of china

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) JDRoyal <:thonk:288060975775612929>

bootleg Bicycle cards

yeah no see instead of a bicycle

the king drives a motorcycle

hell yeah

when you open a poker

still a boot

a pretty good one too

@Cad so is my reliable products

its not a bootleg, its *third party*

also if that is king why does it say joker

becasue he is redpilled

this is the joker card of a bicycle pack

he uses the bike to travel within *society*

you get refund

damn

opsec fail

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) lmao

bin laden and mao zedong

why are there so many mao ones

I know he's loved in china but holy fuck

@Cole D4SV2

Look at that cyan

@Windatica why there gotta be deals right *after* i buy a autismlight

i think they're a us supplier so its a coupon on a markup

ok thats not so bad then

the answer was yes but now i have your fingerprints

i was gonna move it to <#531212403858472967> since it was half shitpost

miband a meme?

if you do cardio then i'll say no, but fitness trackers are a meme yes

i love my mi band and im a fat blob

@neetdev

Fitness bands are a meme

but smart watches are not, and most include fitness tracking

Smartwatches are meme

why do you love it billy

i can glance at it to see what the text i jsut got was, so i dont need to stop what im doing and take my phone out of my pocket at work

and now that i have a mi band 4, it has music controls, so i dont need to take my phone out for that either

also telling time of course

its basically a "dont have to take your phone out all the time" machine

Tbh I don't know if I want to go with wireless earbuds and miband or just stay with my good ol wired ones and little controller thing on the wire

The charging is what seems the most annoying to me

"oh gotta charge my watch" "oh gotta charge my earbuds"

the mi band lasts for *weeks* on a single charge

it alerts you when you have 10% battery left, and that means you have a few days to get around to charging it @neetdev

@🚂Quatroking🚂 (🇳🇱) DENG. 😡 😤

I'm going to buy a a Ruizu x02 for novelty purposes along with a 32GB shark micro sd. I'm thinking of buying some cheap earbuds that are just as chinky

Man the Ruizu has some massive flaws. Terrible UI/navigation, 4000 song limit (that's why I'm buying 32GB), wonky ordering of songs, and a lot of other shit. On the bright side, it looks cute, its cheap, and it has long battery life.

A few things about fitness trackers, because I'm interested in the Mi Band 4
Is sleep tracking snake oil?
Is heart rate tracking snake oil? (as in, what does this do for you exactly? does your resting heart rate change or something over time when you get healthier?)
Does it actually improve step counting over what your phone already has?

If you have more cardio endurance your heart rate is lower, yes

heart is made of muscles and strong heart works less at resting I think is how that works

The step tracking is usually more accurate because you have the band on for weeks at a time whereas a phone often gets put down and stuff

sleep tracking is guesswork but I guess it could be neat to try improve your sleep

I remember my Note 3 was absolutely retarded and unreliable since it was counting steps while riding in a car

But anyways, thank you based Kad

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33051856534.html?

ali never disappoints

Series of 🐝

Anyone ever use knockoff Wii u pro controllers.

@Pawp I use this : https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H7FQVHH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_u1jLDbB34E3BV

It looks like it's out of stock, but I got mine for ~25 bucks

It has great battery life, gyro controls, and the sticks feel good to use. I don't think it has NFC

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32973340863.html

the spacebar :D

why is there country roads

TAKE ME HOME

I'm thinking of getting this thing https://www.amazon.com/Tacklife-2-0Ah-Lithium-Ion-Cordless-Driver/dp/B075D9JQXM

In the pictures it clearly states that the battery is 18650

Does that mean that I can replace the battery elements with spare 18650 ?

If anyone got any idea about it

@Mereck yeah most likely but be prepared to solder, not a simple swap like in old phones

Yeah, I kinda expect to have to disassemble / solder them

Ming Lee sells battery cartridges for popular brand drills that you can fill with your custom batteries tho

mostly for stuff like Bosch

(and by ming lee I mean aliexpress, don't actually go searching for Ming Lee battery cartridge lmao)

I was typing ming lee on aliexpress

<:brainlet:589104479887032330>

lmao

consider yourself baited

@Aqualiteking deng what

@neetdev i own a mi band 4, it's pretty good, only had to charge it three times since i've had it (about two months)

i don't own it to get in better shape i just really like numbers

Wish is a scam but that's bullshit

i just received the shipping notification from banggood for my convoy

what the fuck is this

DHL to door delivery ?

weird

they call usualy 1-2 hours before if timetable is good for you before delivery

to take your autograph

most post offices should do that when packet is titled as such .. but these dayse they just carry it to closest post office where you need to go suck their dick for the packet

ive never had to sign for a $10 package before, so the notice caught me off guard

🤔

Do you even have a pencil for it?

Lol

wh-why is there a flash drive plugged into this power bank? https://i0.wp.com/blog.ravpower.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/20170419_RAVPower-Blog-Image-4.jpg

~~non-~~volatile memory

??????

youre just going to ship some lead to someone

Stick up pooper

wow size queen

@timsandtoms shit nigga I'm going to Virginia soon, in like 18 days (I'm a UK fag), whachu got?

just pencil leads?

h-h-how many pencil leads?

HOW MANY?!?

fffffffffffuccccccccck

dayum

COUNT THE FUCKING LEADS

ALL OF THEM, ONE BY ONE

HOW . MANY

how the fuck did you even get that many pencil lead?

the fuck

like, how drunk and how cheap?

daym

you must have made a chinese person very happy that day

y-you went on a drunken pencil lead purchasing rampage..

wow

see this is what happen when autistic people get very very drunk and are left alone at their computer

I mean, I'd have you send them to my friend, but I don't feel like paying postage for pencil leads lole

Donate it to a nearby school's art class, brainlet

🤔

Inb4 he throws them away and in a few weeks he needs one and can't find it

@timsandtoms goddamit just donate it to somewhere

"here is totaly not poisonous pencil lead for your kids"

or make words worst lightshow and wire them all to glow

bruh just drop it off at a goodwill or sumthin

Aliexpress links be like

Fuck tracking code

I love how everything after the html can just be removed

with

no end user difference

^

nigga how the fuck you got that many unread notifications

Do I buy two cheap laptop batteries and have 10.4Ah or a better quality battery with only 8.96Ah?

are you certain that's true ratings

does this mean 1-2 days left?

@🌝🌚 Never cheap out on laptop batteries. Especailly since there is a settling in period where the stated capacity will drop.

Guess

Shirt

hint

Headphones

Nah it was a bow square.

Nice

Why is wish so horrible lads

New wallpaper update causes it to forget the lock screen image when my phone is turned off

Quality update xiaomi

Please understand my friend <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

@Tribit miui 11?

you on the eu thing?

MIUI Global

o

the eu one is maintained by some autists and contains everything good from the chink version and global with no bloat

i had to get it becausei was dumb enpugh to get a chink version, complete with no google play and censored browser

Meh it's just a minor update

It'll get fixed

Hi

I'm looking for a pair of KZ ZS10 Pro but I don't wanna be ripped off

W2C

These look legit https://es.aliexpress.com/item/33001998670.html?aff_platform=link-c-tool&cpt=1570188798419&sk=cS2kXu6U&aff_trace_key=b4f33e96a4a34efcb68c54cbe6e946ba-1570188798419-02296-cS2kXu6U&terminal_id=c20d6109d7494bf6b6b1c9fbf1949b95

Yo where's #christmas-2019

it might be a little too early for that

i was thinking after halloween

Maybe, I've been afraid to purchase chinkshit the last year or 2 because my country added a bunch of fees on buying chinkshit

Will the 2018 archive be deleted when the 2019 one goes up?

no

<:crotch_grab:589212926066556929>

did anyone ever receive and review SpongeBob condoms?

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

Yes, me

My girlfriend is pregnant

lmao

Take that as you will

good joke mate real funny

Yes... Joke...

inb4 babby turns out yellow

<:pepelaugh:615974280706129941>

at least you'll have an opportunity to test the hellcat

<:kms:327934280619655179>

Anyone with miband 4? How's it compared to 3? Thinking of getting one for gf.

has color

Do the straps from 3 fit it?

yes

Noice

I got bamboo socks

I like them

pretty comfy

yeah ive been eyeing bamboo socks and underwear

I bought like 5 pairs for 2.5$ in a local store and even though i knew they wouldnt last 8 years, it was great to have a ton of the same kind so you dont need to look for the exact other one after you're done with the laundry

and when one breaks you just pair it with another until you dont have any left

@Jignx any links to good ones? Normal non footlet size

I dunno, I just bought the one with the most orders

@Millwood https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1557139750.html

@androidcrawler recommended this one

and this wasnt the one I bought, it was too late for me since I ordered it in

That's a lot, they better be good

@androidcrawler did you buy those? How was size

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32975668827.html

this was the one I ordered

Looks good, I'll take that

10 pairs will do

I wore one, it's pretty light and feels airy

not very thick though but it feels good in my shoe

It's meant to be airy so yeah

I hate socks that make it slippery to walk and this has good grips

Oh nice

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33018778947.html

cute socks

I don't like cheap Ali bamboo socks

they're stupid thin and bad quality, would not recc

they're not thick socks

that's for sure

girls

whats the best aliexpress shipping method

like the equivalent of banggood direct mail

Epacket

why is it epacket

2-ish weeks instead of 1-2 months

tracking

so it doesn't use the bottom of the barrel shipping like gov post?

Are you american, or are you actually a frog 🇫🇷

actually

I see

Well, you don't deserve good shipping then

🇲🇽

well, rip aliexpress, because fuck waiting up to 3 months

already lost a phone due to the macacos managing gov post

I'm actually wearing normal cotton Aliexpress socks right now. I've been wearing them for work and so far they've been good enough. A bit thin I have to admit but for the price it's ok. Once another sale starts I will buy more.

So I was looking through Sapphire's taobao store and found this weird robot waifu thing that they offer as a bundle

look at this shit

https://www.bilibili.com/video/av53959251/

2:01 this nigga gets stood up by his date so he takes a picture of a rose and tells his robot waifu it's hers now

and the fucking robot gets it on the screen

Mhhhm tasty baby

lads me have question

any yall noggas are using an e-reader from alie?

@Millwood I wear 9-10 in us size

they were the right fit for me

9-10