and chat can be tad bit dark and edgy at times

also @onoderaSecurity i think a few 3 letter orgs have already watchlisted this channel as "chinese collaborators"

Okay retard

i wonder if there are any tankies here 🤔

I give you all my word that I'm not a us federal government employee

I mean, I am, but

Not that kind

@Matthew Special Agent Sips

@Tribit

Illegal chink shit

Is it better to buy CH knives from Ali or DH?

Are there any /csg/ recommended knife sellers on ALi?

when you referring to CH do you mean "Chinese" or the actual brand "CH Knives"

The brand CH Knives

all the reviews i see of CH on youtube get them from a trusted DH seller

Yeah, better play it safe and buy from DH.

Do you own a CH knife? What model and steel? They are not spring assisted are they?

no, i've only owned three chinese knives: the sanrenmu 910, ganzo g729 and a $30 microtech clone

i've been looking at the fh71 recently though

one thing I like about the ganzo knives is that pretty much all of them are flat grind, keeping it simple

i have a ystart jin01 and its pretty nice

how is the Xiaomi 10L pack? Ordered it and expecting garbage, will review if it's ok

Is there such a thing as a cover for the rear camera of the RN7?

My tinfoil hattery won't let me rest until this has been settled.

And I can't find one on my own.

what do you mean cover?

to cover the camera completely?

Yes.

just put tape over it

Something like those sliding camera covers for laptops would be nice.

I have. It looks awful.

literally nobody covers a phone's camera

"literally nobody"

I do. You are literally disproven instantly.

yeah if people did it in enough numbers they would have sold a product for it

just use duct tape and be done with it

or use a phone case upside down

so that the bottom half covers the camera

As I said, it looks awful. And I use electrical tape.

then cut open a hole so that you can charge it without removing the case

🤔

It's not an entirely shitty idea, I'll give you that.

if you're so concerned about privacy what about the front camera

every phone has that too

there's no way to properly cover that either

It's permanently covered.

With a blob of black nail polish.

unless you use a sharpie or something

why dont you do that to the back camera

Because I use it occasionally. 😦

I just took my phone case and flipped it around

it's TPU so it's pretty easy

Sure. I'm just unwilling to use a case in the first place.

(though the nice nerds at Xiaomeme did include one with the phone, which is an unexpected bonus)

@Windatica Did you have any trouble getting that microtech through customs? I had a Kershaw Shallot with a damascus blade stopped by NZ Customs. Because it was spring assisted it was classifed as a flick knife and it was destroyed. 😩 <:kms:327934280619655179>

i live in America, Land of the Free so of course nobody questions my fully automatic knife

even though they're illegal to carry, not own

I did get compensated in full by the NZ Government because I emailed and checked with customs first if the knife was ok to import, and the agent said it was algud.

honestly unless you want a double action i'd just stick with manual knives, good manuals open as easy as automatics or assisted, you're just paying for novelty

and hardware complexity

Nah I already have enough liner locks, lock back knives. I want the gimick

understandable

**F R A M E L O C K B E S T L O C K**

Also absolutely agree with Windatica that a fairly good manual (specially (wave +) flipper for dicking around with) is better than anything but a good assisted one. OTFs seem garage for lock strength but are undeniably cool.

What are good chinkshit pens that can fit a Pilot G2 refill, not Parker.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Good-quality-birthday-gift-trade-single-ball-pen-pen-metal-pen-refills-G2-rotary-stainless-steel/32643034986.html does not look all that shit at least on quick search

whats wrong with parkers tho

nor these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/hot-sales-mothers-fathers-teachers-day-gift-metal-ballpoint-pen-ball-pen-G2-metal-gift-ballpoint/32708844180.html

I have tons of Pilot G2 Refills

>paying 15$ for a fucking pen

*>not having a luxury pen to fit your luxury lifestyle*

>luxury pen
>aliexpress

its more likely than you think

I have luxury 1000 times folded Japanese pens, no thanks

>having a govt thats so nanny state that it bans certain knives

bet you can't even own ballistic knives

We just has Nunchaku unbanned in some states here lmao

Can't wait to see the reports of nogs getting their skulls busted by weaboos protecting m'lady

an amazing visual

Nice

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32962369841.html when did chinks figure out rgb gaymen mousepads?

almost a year ago

>rolling subtitles

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32995710447.html oh shiii

oh shi yuan

✂ 👀

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/e/32967410162.html

`Xiaomi Houhou Titanium-plated scissors ($7 w/ alibuy2d, normally $8-$11)
https://www.banggood.com/snip-p-1369903.html` xiaomi scissors

🤔

honestly I would buy them right now just because of the xiaomi name

if I had more than 0,19 in my card

Is banggood secure?

yes

wym secure

chinky stear card detairs

Idk I've never heard of it

they've been around for a long time and are a trusted store, i think you can use paypal on their website too

But I like the belt in hot deals

Oh ok PayPal is a plus

they are trusted but sometimes a shitty store that occasionally will screw you over

but mostly fine

that's a strange way of saying gearbest

oh, gearbest is actually what i was thinking of

unfortunately gearbest still has the best deals on certain products so its hard to ignore if you want, say sanrenmu or ganzo knives

i dont think ive actually used bang good

but those have actually been available on ali as of recently

@Windatica wonder how it racks up to leatherman stuff

i mean if you live in 🇺🇸 its not hard to get a $60 multitool from ebay, slightly used, for anywhere from $20-$30

i got my mp400 for about $20 shipped, it had slight surface rust that i was able to wipe away with cloth + stropping compound, they sell for $45 new on amazon

sadly am filthy yuro, but I still wonder if xiaomi made a budget gem again like with some other tools before

Nice, they shipped my drone

why dont they just fly it to you

Battery

anyone able to find gradient socks on aliexpress in a similar style to these?

Just buy solid color and dip in bleach, dear

or white socks and dip them in dye

Update on chink sight: took it to the range to zero it. The thing was a pain in the ass to zero because
1. The dials turn less or more per click depending on where they are, and
2. It almost didn't adjust far up enough to get zeroed at all
However, after getting a zero it held it for over 100 rounds, including some rapid-fire mag dumps. Note that this is with a 22LR, though. But now that it's zeroed it's a nice sight and I'm happy with my purchase

You can see the reflex sight mounted on the rifle on the left. It's this: https://www.amazon.com/Feyachi-Reflex-Sight-Adjustable-Reticle/dp/B01HPWATOC/

Except I got from some other seller for slightly cheaper idk

Seems to be a good choice if you are using a .22 and don't plan to adjust the sights once zero'd for whatever range you set it to.

ok now let us know how long it *lasts*

@Julian I bought art socks on aliexpress and they are way too small so make sure to check sizes

pretty sure sights like that are built for airshit, but if it works it works!

It's just .22 lr fam

You can shoot a 22 against your balls and it wouldn't even hurt

jamie pull up an image of a guy shooting himself in the balls

@Julian 20NZD for a pair of scissors from China? 😐

Which one to cop?

A, B looks fedora tier

This is the version I have, I think it's more lowkey than either of those

yeah but that one is 13 bucks

After posting that image I immediately went for the belt without the cringy sideways A on it.

I mean, I got mine for 5 bucks each on sale

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Style-Quick-releasing-For-3-8-Cobra-Deduction-Outside-The-Belt-Tactical-Nylon-Belt-Outdoor/32921196708.html

They're 7.75 now

Do y'all think chink blood pressure cuffs are reasonably accurate?

The mechanism of blood pressure cuffs are so simple I don't think even chinks could fuck it up

Huh.

Why have I never fainted

Mine consistently reads under 90/60, and if this is my peak healthyness I should probably just give up now. I'm sure it's been lower.

>being a pressurelet

Heh

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/hzMWEHE 9/10 would recommend, no Bluetooth.

I didn't realize it was even a thing, but being able to automatically connect with apps like Healthmate would be neat

Got some refillabe ink cartidges form Ali today.

Gonna try fill them and see if they work

What kind of ink cartridge?

Fuck I got ink on the carpet

Are we talking fountain pen?

nah

printe

Ah

LASER. But one cry once.

That's cool bro, but I got this HP 8620 printer for $6 (NZD)

😳 Probably shouldn't have used Chinese ink.

Just call it Chink for short. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

mask on

fuck it mask off

>inkjet printers

No

😤 😤 😤 😤 I finally got this pos to work.

seriously, get a laser printer (mine was around $30 after cashback) - colour printing on inkjet looks like shit

Cheaper refills to on the laser printers

tbh colorprinting with inkjet is way better ifyou have proper paper and printer

but on cheaposhit scale everything sucks

and if you print once in a blue moon some documents inkjet is most likely cheaper

even tho 3rd party laser cartridges make it way cheaper to laser print

you also risk exploding whole thing around your apartment due chinesium

but specialy with (if good) ink refil set the price goes down on inks too quite nicely

also sadly laser printers cant handle better papers that well (or at least it used to problem havent checked the new cheaposhit tier)

Wasn't there a meme where hp black ink is one of the most expensive liquids on the planet

yeah

HPs meme price black ink costs more than human blood even after storage costs etc

iirc around twice as much

also most cheaposhit printers have really bad resolution and color specs for printing anythign but excel charts

@Aqualiteking @sb057 no deal discussion in <#287939846662651906> frendos

😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 It doesn't work

@Goonbridge @PoliteSuka I am smiling because I bought my All in one printer for $6. Can you say the same of your laser printers Imperials?

To be honest I actually have an inkjet printer that was given away. I plan to buy one of those refillable ink cartridges until someone dumps a laser printer on my lap and says "I don't want it anymore"

@Tervy but sometimes you just need words on paper

I couldn't give a shit if it's a little iffy, I need this to read out at a funeral and this'll do just fine

Actually I got the printer for its scanner. Its really good. You can scan mutliple documents, double sided and have it save them all as a single PDF on network attached drive

Also these cartidges are garbage.

First there was too much blue and black ink leaking out that it puddled on the printed pages, with no yellow and red being printed.

now red and yellow are being printed, still not enough, and black and blue are not printed at all.

> paying for ink

Just buy a cheap instant ink compatible HP printer

Register the printer, boom, free ink

>not buying the same printer as your work

This requires to have at least 40 in sneak depending on the detection stats of your coworkers

(and being employed)

yeah that second one is the deal breaker

*Also* have a company with normal printers

Mine is a no go they only have big ass enterprise grade printers

Buying one would cost me an arm

But then I could also *steal* one

i do most of my printing at work (pretty lax with personal printing), i have a cheapo laser for anything i need in a hurry

Same for me, except for highly sensitive docs

i've only ever bought one new toner for it, and that was over a year a go

I have $10 and it's almost 4AM what do I buy that I will regret tomorrow morning

A dildo

Been there done that

Did not like

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32972862667.html
oh

Something to insert in your urethra

class up the joint
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32956071091.html

That would be good for ironic purposes yeah

they're so happy

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32990822479.html

No?

I couldn't even open the damn dispute without contacting support

Some bullshit

"the package is on the shippng way now"
It wasn't before?! The fuck is this, Yanwen?

"99.9% of the packages arrive successfully"

I was at home when the parcel was "delivered". Courier vans show up with your parcel, this didn't.

"delivery successful"
>didn't arrive at all

nice

thanks NZ Post

maybe wrong address

i had a tracking number that seemed dandy until i noticed it was delivered like half a country away

nope, that's the correct address

so the seller gave me a number of another pollack

yeah I've had that happen before

gave me a tracking code to a buyer in Invercargill, when I live in Tauranga

xiaomi ratcheting screwdriver came in

but this is a unique case

Either he faked a code to Tauranga, or NZ Post got lazy and never delivered the parcel to my house

Aliexpress support said it made it to the Tauranga Depot

so I have to pick it up

such bullshit

or another buyer in your vicinity <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

it's more likely than you think

Didn't cut off this screenshot, it was literally signed by no-one

why the fuck does this even happen

would the 04:25 in the review be pm?

am

they do it from your local time I think

that would rule it out eh

although if that was Beijing Time UTC+8, that would make that posted on 0825 NZST, which is believable

@PoliteSuka the time is listed in some american timezone for me

no idea why

instead of CEST

coupon 18/18$ here <:benis:239668961011040257> https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DSO-FNIRSI-150-15001K-DIY-Digital-Oscilloscope-Kit-With-Housing-case-box-Free-Shipping/32881611108.html