What should a man buy

When he has everything

Headphone jacks

changan cars

thats what I be doing

A man will never have all

A woman even less

Should i buy

A handheld

Gba clone

dude, you hsould

Yeah

Why not buy a real gba?

I cant hack it

https://youtu.be/MbqQIcHOcHY

looks liek a gamegear

Looks ok

I already got a 2ds xl

how are the knock off DS's btw?

@Lesi rs 97 has a pretty good ocmmunity around it

who have made custom firmware, ported emulators etc

https://boards.dingoonity.org/ingenic-jz4760-devices/

How fucking small is the RS-97?

I thought it was bigger

its quite small

It's smaller than a PSP, I assume?

yeah

easily

fug

I see why handlets would rather buy this than an OG PSP

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

The only thing handlets should be buying is a noose

🙏

Anyways

<#189467888657235970>

<:turt:443131018950606878>

@Lesi just buy a real gameboy

they sell them on aliexpress

and it has a backlight

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Usb-flash-drive-Full-Capacity-4GB-coffin-8GB-U-disk-16GB-Pendrive-32GB-64GB-Cartoon-Pen/32602970474.html

nice

google pay is amazing

i wont buy a phone without nfc

should it look like coffin

also 100gb is minimum,because muh games

tfw no money to buy chinkshit

what do

blackmail me

generate revanue

revenue FUCK

MIUI 10 is out for the Redmi Note 5 Global

Haven't updated yet

lineage 15 sux so im thinking about switching

Zuk OS

Don't really like the new update

Just vanity so not a big deal

Fuck me the pocophone is still so expensive

ill just wait until the RN6 comes out so I can buy a RN5

y the fuck every1 here need new phone so often neway

Because they keep buying chinkshit phones that break.

please friend buy xiaomi pls

>been itching for the past few days

>keep getting rashes

>figure out it's my new chink mousepad

I shoulda washed it first

Are you allergic to unrefined Chinesium

yes

the chemicals are too harsh for my sensitive delicate skin

what do we think of handlets

kill em all

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3-0-USB-PCIe-Expansion-Card-External-2-Ports-USB3-0-2-Internal-19Pin-Header-4Pin/32857081465.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.68.1f922fb3yRSKKl&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10059_10884_10887_10696_100031_10084_10083_10103_10618_10307,searchweb201603_45,ppcSwitch_3&algo_expid=cfa65f54-2172-4dbd-a4d5-fa3ba91a0f8f-10&algo_pvid=cfa65f54-2172-4dbd-a4d5-fa3ba91a0f8f&priceBeautifyAB=0

will this nuke my pc? I need an extra usb 3.0 header

It will suck your dick and call you gay, don't do it!

oooo I wonder what this is

lmfao they labelled it as cake tools

Oh shit it's an actual switchblade they didn't mention that on the description 👀

That's not legal

It has a nice weight to it

Not particularly sharp though but that's what sharpeners are for

Oi mate

Bin that knife

no

Oi gib back da knoif

Black one also feels nice but still a bit small

Sharp tho

Neat

Is it broad enough to be sharpened over a stone?

Not sure what would stop it from being sharpened over a stone 🤔

>stone
Just use stairs like back in the day

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

@Sdeck37

@Deleted User I mean when the blade is to thin and bends and you gotta use something like this

https://www.henschke-geraetebau.de/dr/pic/Messerschaerfer_vorn.jpg

I'm a bit concerned about the top in particular

@Deleted User eyy pass the link to the switchblade link pls

Oh the blades are thicc

@Knight from La Mancha http://s.aliexpress.com/ZveyEnMn

How long will it take for me to get refunded after canceling an order on aliexpress ?

I lost my type-c to 3.5 cable 2 weeks ago and found it 5 min after placing order for a replacement

Rip

Now you have 2!

Spare cables are good

Also some hours

What kinda knife I can put on display?

Like

Its just looks good being on the table and such

@Telavus https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4-Port-PCI-E-to-USB-3-0-HUB-PCI-Express-Expansion-Card-Adapter-5-Gbps/32810241875.html

>TFW no chink gf to order, who makes you noodles and egg

tfw no chink-gf posting is either <#248100475054850050> or <#189467888657235970> depending on the nature of the discussion you're trying to have

The closest thing to a chink-gf-slave you can have on Ali, is the xiaomi vacuum

It has settings that it will address you as "my lord" with a female voice in Chinese

I know a lot of people here are into torches/lights

Can anyone recommend some chink bike lights?

@bap convoy s2+, 45 degree TIR, silicone lgiht holder for bikes

just buy a $$ one locally lol

don't listen to this guy

does that torch have a low battery indicator?

Also would I be able to get a red filter for the rear light

@Sapharanth aerodynamics tho

@bap $$$?

$$$?

budget

lol

~50usd

is this to actually see at night or just as a indictator thing

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WHEEL-UP-2500mAh-usb-rechargeable-bike-light-front-handlebar-cycling-led-lights-battery-flashlight-torch-bicycle/1000003449171.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.41.3bf45cafDSMo4U&s=p&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10882_10065_10068_10130_10547_10059_10884_10548_10887_10696_100031_10192_10190_10084_10083_10103_10618_10307_10820_10301_10821_10303,searchweb201603_60,ppcSwitch_2&algo_expid=d2f690c8-de60-4314-ba00-cccd35a6173b-5&algo_pvid=d2f690c8-de60-4314-ba00-cccd35a6173b&priceBeautifyAB=0 this doesnt look bbad tho lop

but yea a convoy s2 would prob do it as well

I wanna see at night with the front light and be visible with the rear

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Upgrade-Waterproof-Rechargeable-Bike-Light-L2-LED-Bicycle-Lamp-USB-Front-Bike-Headlight-MTB-Cycling-Light/32852714557.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.1.6294140f9iitZn&s=p&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10130_10547_10059_10884_10548_10887_10696_100031_10192_10190_10084_10083_10103_10618_10307_10820_10301_10821_10303,searchweb201603_60,ppcSwitch_2&algo_expid=e4330cd4-4595-4fd9-86c4-bda2d5b0a52e-0&algo_pvid=e4330cd4-4595-4fd9-86c4-bda2d5b0a52e&priceBeautifyAB=0

@bentech >biking

>aerodynamics

@bap buy the nuts light for the back

So the convoy s2+ has a good enough battery life, low battery indicator, and the right throw pattern for attaching to a bike?

no

biscotti firmware has lvp

and a TIR takes care of the throw pattern

you can even get special ones which project a horizontal beam

Just get a bike light on Ali lol

Way less egfory

Hahahahaha

Huawei handing out Power banks to people standing in an Apple Line

@bentech >100 lumen bike light

😂

eh useful during day time

For fucking what

You won't even see that

If it's bright you just use reflective shit on the bike

No need to turn light on

ye but reflective stuff = effort

>not having it on bike preinstalled

Damn britbongz

@bap I'm using blf a6

On my bike, works well

kek

holy shit based huawei

Marketing budgets getting high

when you think about it are 200 power banks really that expensive

considering the amount of exposure they are getting

no

and considering they are getting the powerbanks at factory price because they are manufacturing them themselves

exactly

it's not that much

anyone has idea how large those battery banks were

10000mah

thats decent of them

would have thought theyd do 5k ones only

but they probly cost the same

so ~

https://i.imgur.com/ePSKdNK.png

The fug is "Water" Cooling

https://i.imgur.com/TcLQTTD.png

So literally anything with copper heat pipes is "water" cooled

Oh yeah it's a dumb meme gimmick

idk why they insist on calling it liquid/water cooling instead of just saying there's a heat pipe in there

Because I mean having a heat pipe in a phone is impressive enough and a good thing in itself. There's no need to oversell it

So

@bentech

Or anyone.. I wanna buy a new torch mainly for using on my bike for my 2hour cycle commute

Since winter is coming

is a t440 worth $100?

If it's in good condition, yes

But <#189467888657235970>

@bap Question answered like 20 posts ago

Thanks. Are the Convoy S2/S3/4/5/6 waterproof?

somewhat

should be ok under rain

Also gonna be looking for some red LEDs or a red filter for a rear bike light

Not sure what would be the best option

just buy a dedicated rear bike light lol

Ya but a convoy torch would probably be kewler

All the "dedicated" ones on aliexpress look really cheap

And the ones from the UK are like £40 for anything that looks good

I might need some sort of diffuser for it too thoguh

Any recommendations for any chink polarized sunglasses?

@bap you can like solder n stuff cant you?

i'd recomend using a red xp-e2 led

http://www.topledlight.com/images/v/201709/15046935740.jpg

if you dont want 2 bother with a diffuser

as in just use a convoy host a nd put that in it

that + a diffuser sohuld do it

or use IR there

My Xiaomi Redmi note 3 has a broken audio jack. Is it worth to buy a new Xiaomi or will it also have a crap audio jack?

Better than having no jack

true. But the model my friend shilled has a display notch.

What is going on

its like 180 at goybest rn

https://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_009458286321.html anyone know if its good?

I remember some anons here used a price comparison site that could find the cheapest but I doubt it'll be better than this.

Kimovil's a good site for that

the only thing stopping me is the notch, that was the least thing I wanted.

tbh notch sucks but

I wouldn't call it a deal breaker

I can use it to annoy my iPhone X friend

theres that, but ehm

what, a, stupid, design, decision.

I also have Lenovo on my mind, the Motorola G6 Plus, that's chink-shit tier.

what about the pocophone

*porcophone

never heard of it, sounds funny

does it have anything to do with any brands?

Yes. He is a comedian of sorts

It's a xiaomi phone

woah woah there the price is only 140 euros more

Its because it just released or something, I guess?

it's a new xiaomi flagship phone

I guess this is a flagship though

yeah

Is it worth throwing extra cash at it though

considering its specs, yeah

best price/performance ratio

I also have taxes to think about

They will probably spot this and ask for it

unless there is a magic store with tax insurance

Most european countries already have it legit for sale.

Generally not worth buying from china unless it really isn't in your country.

they have it here too

for 490 dollars

its cheaper to get it from China and pay tax

Oh damn

make chinkphones great again

Well, I have to agree that premium is worth it in the long run.

but when it costs 2x I'd rather get a cheap one then switch to another cheap one, I know, Im terrible.

At least it fills your unending urge for consumerism

gotta love capitalism

my new phone should arrive next week kek

Sharpening stones arrived <:kms:327934280619655179>