>TFW no chink gf to order, who makes you noodles and egg

tfw no chink-gf posting is either <#248100475054850050> or <#189467888657235970> depending on the nature of the discussion you're trying to have

The closest thing to a chink-gf-slave you can have on Ali, is the xiaomi vacuum

It has settings that it will address you as "my lord" with a female voice in Chinese

I know a lot of people here are into torches/lights

Can anyone recommend some chink bike lights?

@bap convoy s2+, 45 degree TIR, silicone lgiht holder for bikes

just buy a $$ one locally lol

don't listen to this guy

does that torch have a low battery indicator?

Also would I be able to get a red filter for the rear light

@Sapharanth aerodynamics tho

@bap $$$?

$$$?

budget

lol

~50usd

is this to actually see at night or just as a indictator thing

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WHEEL-UP-2500mAh-usb-rechargeable-bike-light-front-handlebar-cycling-led-lights-battery-flashlight-torch-bicycle/1000003449171.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.41.3bf45cafDSMo4U&s=p&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10882_10065_10068_10130_10547_10059_10884_10548_10887_10696_100031_10192_10190_10084_10083_10103_10618_10307_10820_10301_10821_10303,searchweb201603_60,ppcSwitch_2&algo_expid=d2f690c8-de60-4314-ba00-cccd35a6173b-5&algo_pvid=d2f690c8-de60-4314-ba00-cccd35a6173b&priceBeautifyAB=0 this doesnt look bbad tho lop

but yea a convoy s2 would prob do it as well

I wanna see at night with the front light and be visible with the rear

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Upgrade-Waterproof-Rechargeable-Bike-Light-L2-LED-Bicycle-Lamp-USB-Front-Bike-Headlight-MTB-Cycling-Light/32852714557.html?spm=2114.search0604.3.1.6294140f9iitZn&s=p&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10130_10547_10059_10884_10548_10887_10696_100031_10192_10190_10084_10083_10103_10618_10307_10820_10301_10821_10303,searchweb201603_60,ppcSwitch_2&algo_expid=e4330cd4-4595-4fd9-86c4-bda2d5b0a52e-0&algo_pvid=e4330cd4-4595-4fd9-86c4-bda2d5b0a52e&priceBeautifyAB=0

@bentech >biking

>aerodynamics

@bap buy the nuts light for the back

So the convoy s2+ has a good enough battery life, low battery indicator, and the right throw pattern for attaching to a bike?

no

biscotti firmware has lvp

and a TIR takes care of the throw pattern

you can even get special ones which project a horizontal beam

Just get a bike light on Ali lol

Way less egfory

Hahahahaha

Huawei handing out Power banks to people standing in an Apple Line

@bentech >100 lumen bike light

😂

eh useful during day time

For fucking what

You won't even see that

If it's bright you just use reflective shit on the bike