are we posting our regrets

No one's stopping you

That's all :(

is that motospeed mech keyboard any good? i am thinking of picking it up

@Sapharanth https://i.imgur.com/d7NkLaa.jpg

who are you going to rob

https://imgur.com/a/6d4E6

and I got a f91w from ebay

swastispinner

kek

I hope you live in germania

yeah sending my burger friend the mao quote book and the spinner

for christmas

I wonder how does imgur select what image to embed on the album

<:palethink:328535816597012480>

prob the biggest image

because the one it chose isnt the first one, but its not the last one either

oh

makes sense

@Cole It was 1 dollar

:)

@Windatica Pretty tame

earlier the month i bought like $400 worth of shit

could not expand my budget any further

THEN DELETE IT FROM YOUR PAGE REEEEEEE

And nice tips

I bought memory foam tips once but in a surprising turn of events, I discovered I'm retarded and ordered one s that are too tight internally

Is such a thing possible?

and yeah the csg irc is dead

Forget what I said about coffee

It's pretty ok

we've thought about it, i wanted to do a 'read-only' type of solution but we'd be reading fucking nothing

Are Chinese darknet markets a thing

🤔

What is the difference on gearbest between the EU and EU-3 shipping opitions?

why not

EU is like 30 euros more expensive than EU-3

lawd

@Lynxoid wanna buy Chinese underage pussy

@Cole 👀

No mostly just drugs

whats the dumbest processing time people have on orders

one of my socks is saying 8 days processing before shipping, few things shipped already

yeah I got almost 9 days on a few items too

5 days on everything

two already shipped

Oh boiis just pulled the trigger <:kms:327934280619655179> on a ThiEYE T5e so I can film people plunge to their deaths during winter sports whoop!

7 shipped, 14 awaiting for me

a few shipped, a few like 2 days thats cool, but 9 days come on chinks

I just want my replacement screen here asap

got 9 days but it's kind of a customized order so makes sense

dont really care about the rest

would be nice to get the nitecore tubes for christmas too

I wonder if they will ever send this thing that I got for 1 cent: https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1SnXQXzgy_uJjSZR0q6yK5pXaN/Survival-Mini-Wspinaczka-Karabinek-Karabinek-wielofunkcyjny-Uchwyt-Na-Klucz-Klucz-rubokr-t-na-kempingu-Narz-dzia.jpg

I got that too

my 15$ smart vacuum cleaner has been shipped

Damn that's cheap

I hope it sucks enough

@porco how is that $15

I don't know but my 10$ smart watch was decent

so I'm starting to trust the chinks on <20$ smart electronics

i just realized i missed 11.11

@porco Got a link to it? I'm curious

@fbn RIP, there's still some deals and chink sites other than AliExpress keep 11.11 deals going @fbn

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Rechargeable-Touchless-Smart-Vacuum-Cleaners-Creative-Intelligent-Automatic-Sweeping-Robots-Smart-Small-Mini-Vacuum-Clean-Robots/32832346617.html

@Tribit

oh boy

I specially like the vague specifications. ` BatteryLife:5000 `
5000 what? Bananas?

kek

5000mm

it's going to be like those toys that bump into stuff and just turns around

batterylife 5000*C

after 5000mm it will blow up, and burn down your house (aka cleaning)

yes I think so but for the kitchen it should be fine because there are basically no obstacles

Probably also for the living room if it manages to fit under the couch

I expect it to do actual cleaning to some degree

report back once you get it

I always do

are the chinks a good place to buy movie posters

or is there any cheap option

I'd go for red bubble

Local printers

but they're way more expensive

@João chinks print on that ugly kraft paper

but there's some on aliexpress that print on normal poster paper too

i kinda like that brown paper tbh

then you get one of those

yea might do that

@porco that thing would have the absolute minimum suction power, like one of those usb vacuums

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Rechargeable-Smart-Sweeping-Robot-Slim-Sweep-Suction-Machine-Cleaner-Sweeping-Robot/32824750588.html

reviews ok

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LAGUTE-Automatic-USB-Rechargeable-Smart-Robot-Vacuum-Floor-Cleaner-Sweeping-Suction/32826608003.html

"doesn't cover much of the floor as just goes around in circles over the same area, also very loud for a tiny machine"

Please don't tell me that I got chinked on that one before it is actually here and there is proof that I got chinked

>inb4 doesn't arrive at all

should've bought the Xiaomi scooter instead

I'm giving up on that one

I found out it's not even street legal here

Why not?

Because it does 25km/h, to classify as e-bike it must be limited to 18

where do you life?

Switzerland

🆒 🆒

Sounds even more cucky than Sweden.

it would classify as a small motorbike, so I would have to drive on the street with it

and I'm not going to drive on the street, standing on a chinese scooter

hahah

who's gonna check the max speed you can do tho @porco

not like it's licensed

I theoretically would need to license it in the first place

fuck

also I found reports of people buying e bikes from china which were able to do 30 km/h and got fucked by the police

I mean unless they caught them doing 30 and at that point they could be like "I was going downhill", they have little evidence, no?

which makes sense, you can't share a small stripe next to the road with some old lady on a bicycle and stress her into 30 km/h

not with that attitude you can't

>with that attitude
people on the road are generally assholes

stressing out people on bicycles is my hobby

yeah and bicyclists are generally dead meat

also bicyclists are usually the bigger assholes

>don't stop at red lights

>ride on whatever fucking side they want

>never signal

this

and if you honk at them they love getting into arguments instead of being sorry

which is why I generally just pass real close with my windshield wipers on full blast

enjoy that concentrated window cleaner you granola munchers

Does anyone know a place where I can get cheap custom mousepads?

>cyclist pulls out of the side road right in front of my fully loaded truck
>brake hard and honk
>he flips me off
>catch up to him
>wiper fluid on full blast as I ride next to him
>he's got his feet tethered in the pedals for maximum cycleautism
>can't get feet out
>if he stops he falls
>has to keep pedalling while being showered by probably all of my wiper fluid


revenge never felt so good, I might still even have a dashcam video of this

dammit there was this guy with the Russian name that got a custom mouse mat yesterday

with tits though

can't find him

yes on the thread, anime tits mousepad

I mean without the tits

@Cole send dashcam video

Anyone recommend a good TV Box?

@illumith this seems good, hundreds of good reviews and detailed pictures in reviews https://www.aliexpress.com/item/mouse-pads-Custom-made-to-order-Give-me-a-picture-make-it-as-large-mousepads-League/32658044932.html

tons of sizes too

@Gratzl I'll try finding it, I have hundreds of dashcam videos on an external drive. Always wanted to start with one of those dashcam channels, never found the time

[raughs in Chinese]
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-11-11/alibaba-singles-day-breaks-sales-record-with-11-hours-to-spare

jackmawipingasswithmoney.jpg

@♂DEEP DARK FANTASY ♂ https://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_193367.html I have that one

got it for 20€

thank

>Discontinued

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Discontinued

wap wap

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_426056.html how is this still 60 bucks

it's not even good, even though it has official android tv and shit

should be like 30 by now come on

I'm shit, so I don't know what's good

they rely on people like me to buy it

I mean at least that one is only connected to one botnet

Thanks @Cole!

your regular 10 dollar chinese tv box is likely connected to 15

np, hope it turns up alright

any good chink laptops that have a gpu = 1050ti?

post pictures when you receive it @illumith (inb4 extremely lewd)

will do

it better be extremely lewd

I hope there's some more deals on Yeelights, I should've bought a few when they were £8

https://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_660582.html?wid=21

https://www.gearbest.com/tv-box/pp_656048.html?wid=21

https://www.gearbest.com/tv-box/pp_698084.html?wid=21

@Gratzl he didn't want tits so it's probably not lewd enough

@Tribit thank you sir

I'm going to have to use a plug converter, since all the AU plug ones are discontinued. I can live with that

still looking for the vid

western dashcams are all trash unless you pay a stupid amount, like 300 usd

https://www.gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_196898.html

was 25 usd a few days ago

but even at 50 it's probably the best, unless you get a xiaomi yi dashcam on sale

if you're willing to spend more, there's a better model that's much more discerete in the car, but also difficult to transfer because of duct tape pads

this one has a suction cup so it's easier to transfer between a lot of cars, which is what I had to do when I was driving

@Cole no

they go for $30

not sure what price hike happened there

but dont get that for $50

https://www.gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_967346.html

yup 11.11 is over

all the prices are high now

even before 11.11 that one was $37

not $47

shit you're right

paid $34.99 last year in september for it

the chink is trying to jew

wasn't there something wrong about the xiaomi 70m

>no yt reviews in non-poo

hm

https://dashcamtalk.com/a119/

planning to buy this for my car

any reasons I shouldn't? @Tribit

it's old already

still very good from what I understand tho

Looks decent

wait for prices to return to normal first

Aha :-DDDD

tomorrow I might be receiving chink clubman-style handlebar

👌 🐱 👌

@Tribit tbh 75 usd (no gps version) seems like the same price it's always been at

on ebay

@Cole I ordered one of those for my brother ages ago. Still hasn't arrived, but I did order one. 👍

kek

d i s 🅱 u t e

Tracking code says it's in the country.

well ages made me think like a month +

which is dispute time IMO

@Cole ebay has overpriced resellers

hey don't you shit on estore009

they sell good things

at good prices

I mean where else can you get a A119 V2

Ate you estore009?

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

it's on amazon UK but for 80 gbp

there's way too many fakes of dashcams

or not fakes

but they switch the processor and the quality is worse etc

I wouldn't buy from any other links than what dashcamtalk has checked

@Cole It might well be in the month+ category, but I'm still covered by Ali's protection.

@Tribit what were you gonna say fam

don't be shy

When that becomes an issue is when I dispute.

@Cole was typing in the <#287939846662651906>

oh

who /drunkshopping/ here yesterday?

show us what u bought

^

n-no

I wanna see the canned condoms

some anon needs to post a video of canned condoms unboxing and usage

get some chinese stds

also @JHWH pls show us

keycaps, bento box, opi zero + nas, whale planner, socks, stickers, baking cream applying thing

i am trainposting, so sketchy connection

cake wirecutter, moomin pillow case <:benis:239668961011040257>

sushi molds and nori cutters

and a fuckton of stickers and washi tape for my cousins

"whale planner" wot

http://s.aliexpress.com/iuyeyaYj

literally a planner with whales

huh

unexpected

>cake wirecutter