Message from @Cole
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@porco that thing would have the absolute minimum suction power, like one of those usb vacuums
reviews ok
"doesn't cover much of the floor as just goes around in circles over the same area, also very loud for a tiny machine"
Please don't tell me that I got chinked on that one before it is actually here and there is proof that I got chinked
>inb4 doesn't arrive at all
should've bought the Xiaomi scooter instead
I'm giving up on that one
I found out it's not even street legal here
Why not?
Because it does 25km/h, to classify as e-bike it must be limited to 18
where do you life?
Switzerland
🆒 🆒
Sounds even more cucky than Sweden.
it would classify as a small motorbike, so I would have to drive on the street with it
and I'm not going to drive on the street, standing on a chinese scooter
hahah
I theoretically would need to license it in the first place
fuck
also I found reports of people buying e bikes from china which were able to do 30 km/h and got fucked by the police
I mean unless they caught them doing 30 and at that point they could be like "I was going downhill", they have little evidence, no?
which makes sense, you can't share a small stripe next to the road with some old lady on a bicycle and stress her into 30 km/h
not with that attitude you can't
>with that attitude
people on the road are generally assholes
stressing out people on bicycles is my hobby
yeah and bicyclists are generally dead meat
also bicyclists are usually the bigger assholes
>don't stop at red lights
>ride on whatever fucking side they want
>never signal
this
and if you honk at them they love getting into arguments instead of being sorry
which is why I generally just pass real close with my windshield wipers on full blast
enjoy that concentrated window cleaner you granola munchers
Does anyone know a place where I can get cheap custom mousepads?
>cyclist pulls out of the side road right in front of my fully loaded truck
>brake hard and honk
>he flips me off
>catch up to him
>wiper fluid on full blast as I ride next to him
>he's got his feet tethered in the pedals for maximum cycleautism
>can't get feet out
>if he stops he falls
>has to keep pedalling while being showered by probably all of my wiper fluid
revenge never felt so good, I might still even have a dashcam video of this
dammit there was this guy with the Russian name that got a custom mouse mat yesterday