@Tribit should probably get an Ali account the powerbank might be the thing to do it.

"The blade is made from advanced steel imported from Japan and is of the same quality as that used on Samurai swords. " Such bs about that Xiaomi razor, lol

werent samurai swords actually pretty shitty quality

because the steel was pretty lame too

so they had to make it out of 2 different kinds of steel

iirc soft core and hard blade

akchually

japanese steel was bad

soft core samurai

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

which is the actual reason japanese swords were made like they are

_unsheathes blade_

talk shit bro i dare you

(u wont)

`Master, forgive me, but I'll have to go all out... Just this once`

Commit sudoku

>keep getting YouTube ads for chinkshit bracelet flasks
What did adsense mean by this

enjoy your re-targeting

spend the weekend looking up pocket pussies

your problem will be fixed

Can't trick jewgle

you gotta really mean it with the pocket pussies

It will still see chinkshit as an interest

Wish is shit teir tho

My friend unironically works for them

can you get me a free pixelbook

wait

@Videobro for google or wish

What's interesting is I also get apps talking about buying things and being a seller but sometimes the seller part is edited out.

So I think something about activity means they either assume I need money or have money to spend depending on some algorithms.

what are some good 11.11 deals

@Berserk64 <#287939846662651906>

@Cole Wish

but he is one of those blissfully ignorant optimists that doesn't understand what the underlying business model of Wish actually is

I thought wish was like fully chink

is your friend a chink

No

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

Guise

Help me

Should I dispute mi Link Nendoroid?

what happened to it

The box looks like someone sat on it

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1510260502918.jpg

oh yep dont even risk opening it

play it safe

(imo)

Too late

<:hms:311152554618912768>

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1510260833683.jpg

Figurine is okay tho

But I kinda want the box

Should I contact the seller first?

yes

ask for FULL REFUN

don't actually do that though

Can I buy a fully functioning Gameboy from Alie?

Can someone push me in the right direction?

https://nl.aliexpress.com/item/GB-PVP-Station-Handheld-Game-Boy-Console-Game-Boy-SP-Built-in-142-Classic-Games-8/32829378504.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10068_10344_10345_10342_10343_10340_10341_10541_10304_10307_10301_10060_10155_10154_10056_10055_10539_10537_10536_10059_10534_10533_100031_10103_10102_10142_10107_10084_10562_10083_10563_10561_10566_10564_10565_10177_10312_10313_10314_10550_10073_10551_10552_10553_10554_10557,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=ae4afafb-dd28-47c2-8332-bbd18931d0c2&algo_expid=5c7d1d7b-b731-4dd5-bf59-9b3f3f612446-18&algo_pvid=5c7d1d7b-b731-4dd5-bf59-9b3f3f612446

Found this, but I want to stick my cartridges in it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/flashlight/comments/7buxl8/coupon_new_coupons_for_1111_the_lowest_skilhunt/

BULL FUCKING SHIT

I think my "not buying anymore flashlights" thing is gonna bite the dust real soon

doesn't even matter that I already have one Skilhunt H03 lmao

Why not just buy a regular one off ebay @FraaieFrank-Chan

they can't be expensive

I don't really like buying things you use fairly handsy to be second hand, I bought a keyboard once but sold it again after I found what seemed like cum stains behind the keycaps.

<:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

It seems this one can take cartridges tho, just didn't look at the pictures before properly. Might as well take a dive for 13 yuros

<:woah:333623269674713098>

Also bought a used T420S, that keybaord is pretty lit, even after 6 years of abuse

Now I think about it, I might need a new kayboard for that one as well

https://nl.aliexpress.com/item/2-7-Kong-Feng-GB-Boy-Classic-Color-Handheld-Game-Console-Game-Player-with-Backlut-66/32691094474.html?spm=a2g0s.13010208.99999999.359.1Q6cEd

Im buying this on 11.11, if that helps

That one looks so lit

Yea I found it on the christmas list

Definately excited

it is lit ay eff my dude

>lit
>t420s
>ali kong feng over refurbished original gameboy
<:chink:323022148870602752>

Tfw just found my original GBC

Didn't know flashlights was a hobby, kek

>says he's going to sleep
>tears apart his house looking for a GBC

get a flashcart for it

I live an exciting life

https://puu.sh/yivRd/2039f9e526.png hm maybe not

deus woof

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DEUS-WOOF/32658398241.html

Anyone here buy the disposable power packs for phones?

...disposable?

no because that's incredibly wasteful

i guess you can throw away a power bank and some hobo will pick it up

https://i.imgur.com/deDRKKW.png

me_irl

fuckin plebbitor

Dr. Peterson?

@MNK that's what you get for buying anime

@Windatica when you think about it's no more wasteful than alkaline batteries

alkalines dont have usb

I saw some one time use power packs on alibaba

<:thvnk:332928260004642827> what difference does it make? It's a .002 cent part

I think

im pretty sure the one time use ones still have rechargable li ion batteries in them

because they're so cheap to make

they just lack charging circuitry

first time I'm even hearing about disposable power banks

They're pretty shit

it was a kickstarter gimmick

that seems so stupid

Kick starter? That shit is already out. https://youtu.be/5korWqCcsHE

was

I got fucked over hard today bc I didn't have a power pack and I was thinking about if I had one

did Greenpeace pay naked women to have battery body paint on them to protest this in front of stores

this guy sounds like yanderedev with a shittier mic

dont be talking shit about big clive

>shitting on big clive

Yanderedev needs mental help

i need it too

Just buy the cheap $10 powerbanks on amazon

they are good for bringing an iphone back to full charge, plus some left over

i used a small one when I was hardcore into Pokemon Go

just buy a 18650 and use that as your phone's battery

I bought a 30 dollar USB c power pack from an electronics store

I could understand if this was made out of leftover batteries

but

10k mah

30$

xD

barely anyone will dispose of the battery properly

But it didn't come precharged like the saleswoman told me

>buying power and not harnessing it directly from atoms

i wish i could remove a little bit of myself and convert it to power

@spaqin it was an emergency and I'm getting a refund from Amazon since my old power pack broke

imagine how efficient the holocaust would be

Also I didn't have time to wait for a Chinese powerbank

ah

my condolences

And my phone needs a USB c port on the powerbank

alright which one of you was it, DHL sorting center at Schiphol got evacuated after a bomb sniffing dog found something

it doesn't

you need a big usb to usb c cable :c

For quick charge it does

@Goz3rr I love my esbit

srsly?

what kinda phone is it

At least with all the power banks I've tried

Nexus 5x

well, if it's a specialized qc3.0 power bank

it's actually not that bad of a price

stepping up to 9 or 12v costs money

Nah it outputs at 5v

so it's not qualcomm's qc

ok

My dumbass ordered a Nexus 5x from Hong Kong

And then when I visited israel, the phones sim didn't work + their consumer reports said I had a knockoff phone

👌

different bands bro

@Goz3rr they found my shipment of 18650's 🤔

Dumb cunt was wrong, I had the international version of the phone instead of the us version

And the phone company forgot to activate my sim

XD

xxDDdDDddDDDDDDD

X🅱

eckdedede

❌ 🇩

oh fuck

Do you guys know what time the 11th the sale starts?

I assume it's some chink timezone shit, no?

I would actually expect their ordering system to be time zone adjusted

but who the fuck actually knows

China time usually

+6 or 7h from your european time

There'll be a countdown on Ali like last year

oh really? thats handy, thanks

would u buy a xiaom dildo

without a doubt

Only if it is connected to a fitband

ofc

and with SMS notifications too

need to know my stroke count

wait why has this not been done before

on my Xiaomi Fit app

notification buttplug

>not realizing the possibilities of wireless prostate stimulation

i'm onto something there guys

vibrates every time a new /csg/ is created

it already exists (seriously). The industry is called teledildonics

its meant for LDRs and such

i wonder if like

chinks have american shit general or european shit general on their imageboards

Are the shark microsd cards recommended?

I'd get sandisk but sandisks dont have sharks on them.

They were, I don't know if they still are

@Lynxoid I think its more like /american culture general/

yeah, all our shit is made by them so they have it by default

when u realize u got banned from a discord

👌 🐱 👌

@Videobro they love Harley Davidson so it wouldn't surprise me if there some American or western product enthusiasts

what u niggas buyin on quads day

lets see

Harley is a very big meme tbh

No shit, but it's a cool meme.

they have the biggest failure percentage of all major motorcycle brands

keycaps, jump rope, bento box, daily planner, socks, maybe Mr Bean Teddy Bear and probably orange pi zero + nas

and their motorcycles are overpriced as fuck

Anyone got the leatherman tread fake? https://www.gearbest.com/other-tools/pp_633676.html?wid=21

wew

I might get a roomba clone on dubsday

I ordered it for $35, probably just gonna turn out to be fashion accessory but we'll see.

is it meant to have any other purpose beyond aesthetics anyway @Ace ?

I've never known robo vacuums to actually do a good job. They get most of the visible stuff but still need to vacuum every so often with a real one.

@Lynxoid neato watch band

Tfw I'm having a CSG moment irl

Walk into kitchen

See that the chinks have planted the death trap adapter featured on big clive

wuh?

this is the same adapter I was given with my mi5. Still works fine

Yeah, it's safe enough if you're not a retard

tfw not a retard

":)"

probably @johnfrum#8811 but it would be nice to keep my hardwood floors cleaner than they usually are

@Ace hard to fuck up tbh, even the softest chink steel is tougher than brass fittings most are going to be working on with this

the Xiaomi knockoff has a wet mop on it too

$300 though :/

oh

It'll do fine on hardwood, shame you can't find many unbiased reviewers of chinkshit with decent testing protocol.

that reminds me, where the fuck can you buy chink phones clones? all I can find is a mi4 clone that is super old.

guess y'all don't know either ahah

Big chinks can protect their IP\

So there arent really many clones

But im guessing if anywhere it'd be pandawill

3.2/10 on trustpilot

nice

http://puu.sh/yiyY7/22b66464e1.jpg

Is that in relation to the just-add-water fleshlight?

yes

Okay. I'm done

Really feels like fucking a corpse with ice water

its like fucking elsa from frozen

seen none on pandawill thing

put on let it go real loud

get the ice water ready

and have quite the friday

Looks like Foxcomm took them out

Pandawill is the shadiest one i know

Oh wait

RIP chink knockoff manufactures

maybe try fastcardtech?

or antelife?

stay vanilla