the Xiaomi knockoff has a wet mop on it too

$300 though :/

oh

It'll do fine on hardwood, shame you can't find many unbiased reviewers of chinkshit with decent testing protocol.

that reminds me, where the fuck can you buy chink phones clones? all I can find is a mi4 clone that is super old.

guess y'all don't know either ahah

Big chinks can protect their IP\

So there arent really many clones

But im guessing if anywhere it'd be pandawill

3.2/10 on trustpilot

nice

http://puu.sh/yiyY7/22b66464e1.jpg

Is that in relation to the just-add-water fleshlight?

yes

Okay. I'm done

Really feels like fucking a corpse with ice water

its like fucking elsa from frozen

seen none on pandawill thing

put on let it go real loud

get the ice water ready

and have quite the friday

Looks like Foxcomm took them out

Pandawill is the shadiest one i know

Oh wait

RIP chink knockoff manufactures

maybe try fastcardtech?

or antelife?

stay vanilla

Both of those are extremely sketchy.

ali at least sends you shit sometimes

They will send you shit

But everyting about them is sketchy.

@aaaa link me that fleshlight

Antelife banned me after ordering once

how do i convert plebs from wishfags into ali chinktricians

Gift them a water-vagina for christmas, obviously .

i buy chinkshit to save money, not spend

and this is just like colleagues i dont really like em enough for that

That's what you'll tell yourself until you get more money on your hands bruv

that threshold is too far off fam

imagine if china became ancap