Message from @Lynxoid

Discord ID: 378328453356978185


2017-11-09 23:29:46 UTC  

I would actually expect their ordering system to be time zone adjusted

2017-11-09 23:29:53 UTC  

but who the fuck actually knows

2017-11-09 23:30:22 UTC  

China time usually

2017-11-09 23:30:43 UTC  

+6 or 7h from your european time

2017-11-09 23:30:43 UTC  

There'll be a countdown on Ali like last year

2017-11-09 23:31:02 UTC  

oh really? thats handy, thanks

2017-11-09 23:33:39 UTC  

would u buy a xiaom dildo

2017-11-09 23:34:27 UTC  

without a doubt

2017-11-09 23:38:17 UTC  

Only if it is connected to a fitband

2017-11-09 23:39:10 UTC  

ofc

2017-11-09 23:40:57 UTC  

and with SMS notifications too

2017-11-09 23:41:05 UTC  

need to know my stroke count

2017-11-09 23:41:09 UTC  

wait why has this not been done before

2017-11-09 23:41:12 UTC  

on my Xiaomi Fit app

2017-11-09 23:41:16 UTC  

notification buttplug

2017-11-09 23:41:44 UTC  

>not realizing the possibilities of wireless prostate stimulation

2017-11-09 23:41:47 UTC  

i'm onto something there guys

2017-11-09 23:41:48 UTC  

vibrates every time a new /csg/ is created

2017-11-09 23:42:04 UTC  

it already exists (seriously). The industry is called teledildonics

2017-11-09 23:42:11 UTC  

its meant for LDRs and such

2017-11-09 23:42:12 UTC  

i wonder if like

2017-11-09 23:43:20 UTC  

chinks have american shit general or european shit general on their imageboards

2017-11-09 23:43:27 UTC  

Are the shark microsd cards recommended?

2017-11-09 23:43:52 UTC  

I'd get sandisk but sandisks dont have sharks on them.

2017-11-09 23:44:36 UTC  

They were, I don't know if they still are

2017-11-09 23:44:48 UTC  

@Lynxoid I think its more like /american culture general/

2017-11-09 23:45:16 UTC  

yeah, all our shit is made by them so they have it by default

2017-11-09 23:45:40 UTC  

when u realize u got banned from a discord

2017-11-09 23:45:47 UTC  

👌 🐱 👌

2017-11-09 23:47:16 UTC  

@Videobro they love Harley Davidson so it wouldn't surprise me if there some American or western product enthusiasts

2017-11-09 23:47:20 UTC  

what u niggas buyin on quads day

2017-11-09 23:49:28 UTC  

lets see

2017-11-09 23:49:30 UTC  

Harley is a very big meme tbh

2017-11-09 23:49:47 UTC  

No shit, but it's a cool meme.

2017-11-09 23:49:55 UTC  

they have the biggest failure percentage of all major motorcycle brands

2017-11-09 23:50:48 UTC  

keycaps, jump rope, bento box, daily planner, socks, maybe Mr Bean Teddy Bear and probably orange pi zero + nas

2017-11-09 23:50:53 UTC  

and their motorcycles are overpriced as fuck

2017-11-09 23:51:19 UTC  
2017-11-09 23:51:52 UTC  

wew

2017-11-09 23:51:59 UTC  

I might get a roomba clone on dubsday

2017-11-09 23:53:01 UTC  

I ordered it for $35, probably just gonna turn out to be fashion accessory but we'll see.