Everything's all collected here http://v.yupoo.com/contact/ncxiefu/

contact info, other replica shit

I think you'd have to add them to whatsapp to find that out

maybe Julia Wu picks up if I skype her?!

"Hunglaowhy calling..."

I wouldn't mind trying out some chinky shoes if the price was right, copy brand or not

http://v.yupoo.com/photos/ncxiefu/albums/ the very fist link has prices

these must be some low-tier reps

@JHWH Yeah but thats for their own shit

50 bucks for superstars?

arent superstars normally 50 buckx

thats normal retail price

as their profile states they're linked to all the other galleries too

kek

You're supposed to haggle with chinks

like in Life of Brian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJiZT6en9k

oh lord, this brings back memories

me and mum going to czech republic to visit Chink Stores near the Border

its all the same

You lowball them below what you are willing to pay for

"young woman, come back, i give you good price"

Guys

what are some good chink usbs?

im looking for a 64 gb

@Chaim Goldstein Mixza and Netac are safe bets

what's the catch with chinkphones

why are they so cheap for what they are

@Tribit Thanks

@Melone Because chink phones have backdoors installed to doxx you and get your nudes

jokes on them my nudes are already online

fuck it's so hard to choose a chink laptop

kek

Is chink shit just quantity>quality ?

depends on what specific chinkshit

these days chinkshit phones may very well be higher quality

than an offering by a big brand in the budget sector

i dunno man it's pretty hard to trust the chinks

Huawei has won the New Zealand market

The P10 will include Maori as a system language

Very useful to all 4 people who speak the language

Diversity ®

@Tribit I do and those are actually comparatively low end - there's a strange alternative world when it comes to rep watches. Some chinks pretty much make 1:1 clones of every single part out of similar materials. Not sure why one would buy an extremely niche brand woman's watch out of solid gold but chinks make an actual* solid gold replica that can be yours for just $6999

Ruizu x02

sounds good. fm radio too

Cute

Aren't you Norwegian?

nope

american

Am I mixing you up with the other guy again

It's been 6 days, and a chink item I ordered is still awaiting shipment -> Processing Time remaining: 5 days 13 hours 40 minutes

Where did you order from?

Ask the seller what's taking so long

Store is called Petrichor

I'll do that

Yeah man just ask them

6 days is not that bad

Giztop mailed me yesterday to ask me to confirm my address.

Pure luck that I even noticed; that shit was in my junk folder which I *NEVER* open.

But I was trying out some new feature in Thunderbird.

what did you order?`

Mi Band 2.

cool

We'll see.

Jizztop is legit tbh

https://www.gizmochina.com/2017/04/06/nubia-z17-mini-official-imx-258-dual-rear-cameras-6gb-ram-nfc-2950mah-battery/?utm_content=buffere79ed&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

new meme maybe

habeeb onahole

2950mAh on a Snapdragon 652 <:thonk:288060975775612929>

The 4GB + 64GB Z17 Mini will sell for ¥1699 ($247) and will go on sale on the 13th of April on Nubia’s official website, Lynx, and Suning.

The 6GB + 64GB model is priced at ¥1999 ($290) and will also be available on the 13th of April at 10 am on the official site, offline stores, and on Jingdong.

for that price tag you can get better chink phones

How badly did I get chinked with my xiaomi redmi note 4? Will it ever arrive

@Big Meme You got the 4 Global now?

@Tribit it says Snapdragon 820 for me

That's from the article itself

oh shit i read wrong

ok garbage phone, no meme

got an update that my kraut order arrived to international sorting/airport yesterday¨

hopefully reaches here tomorrow

So is this discord active or what?

no, we are passive

nice

I guess you didn't even bother to look at timestamps on messeges

I mean I did, that's why I'm posting in the first place

I vote we ban newfags

Yes, ban for Rhystisk.

j/k Rhystisk lol, you are welcome 😃

Hehe thanks

;)

Let me ask my question first, then you ban me

no one is banning you[

I don't even know who the moderator is

We're just kidding. We have no power here.

What a sad metaphor for life itself

Anyways, I'm kinda new to this china stuff, but my poor student ass enjoys the idea of getting something good for cheap

Not a metaphor, because in life you got lots of control over yourself.

Then you have come to the right place.

Do we though?

So I need a laptop and found the Chumi 14.1 aswell as the Jumper Ezbook 3

Are these worthwile? Or are there better alternatives?

*inserts a thinkpad joke*

damn you beat me to it

>inb4 get used thinkpad

well that is the correct answer. Don't buy chink electronics unless you like backdoors, go for thinkpad t420 or x220 depending on your needs.

get used thinkpad

i havea a x230

its ok

I actually wanted to get a used thinkpad before I read about chinkpads

Well

Do you like backdoors and the idea of a pc phoning home about every single click and keystroke you make?

Yes

I mean it's not my favourite thing in the world

Then don't buy chinkpads.

>Chinks are the only ones spying on me

No no, I'm aware of all of the other spying, don't even bother to teach me.

I'd rather have the Communist Party spy on me than Trump and Barrack Hussein Obama

But with a chinkpad you get two adversaries, not just one.

(I'm taking the piss)

but the US government defends your interests and protects you, china doesn't

waiting to get told

tbh that shit can't be avoided completely (you'd have to live in a fucking bunker without an internet connection) so there's no point in going full tinfoil over it

Wait, so why do people buy them anyways?
Can you remove it somehow?

My dad has a business one, I'll ask him to install discord on it so it can send everything posted in here back to China

I don't like the fact this laptop isn't reporting straight to president Xi

as if Discord hasn't already sold all of the information posted here to Jack Ma

who in turn made a profit selling it to the Chinese Overlords

@jack ma

damn

@JHWH Jack is a part of the Chinkuminati

along with Lei Jun and other influential businessmen

he is the Overlord

中luminatti

you can't escape the chink botnet

half of britbong telecom is huawei

someone know if is even possible to get a ARM based linux distro running on those 7 inch android netbooks?

jack ma and illuminati gotta herd the laowai cattle

Fuck, now I don't know what to do. Why is this point never mentioned in rewiews? Is it not as bad as it sounds?

what, the botnet?

yeah

admittedly

it's not really avoidable tbh

the chink government

discord is a chinese conspiracy

also cannot persecute you

unlike your local government

Well I mean backdoors in those shiny gadgets @transience

did you know discord stores *everything* you say?

american phones have backdoors too

>run from us botnet
>run from south korean botnet
>fall for cheap chinese botnet

@Rhystisk no different from the backdoors in other shiny gadgets

Yeah, it's not like I'm trying to hide anything, seeing as we talk about it on discord

you can't really avoid the botnet without going full freetard and living like rms

even then, is he really avoiding it

So buying a chinese laptop won't make me the star of a Black Mirror episode?

我们到了

哈哈哈哈

haha are we WOKE lads

botnet lol

glory to our overlords, then
Jumper EZBook 3 or Chuwi 14.1 ?

chuwi+thermal mod

Gearbest tried to chink me

those yellow nigger

Had 200 pieces of a lenovo zuk z2 "on stock"

buy it

lol we don't have stock wait for 2-3 weeks

kek dont trust goybest

wasn't it gearbest that got hacked not long back?

"if you don't respond to this message (not mail) in 3 days we will put the money back as gearbest coin or whatever"

hahahahahahah

those fucks

too bas i was a bit alert

there is so much gearbest shill in my country tho

i thought it was ok

it is, for most cheap and autist items like knifes and sutff, but for cellphones, well, with that i wouldnt trust them

only chinkexpress then ?

saw a lot of anons having problems like 10+ days delay in shippments and other shit like 2 months to deliver

well yeah, try to get your stuff on reputable stores only

well as i said it was 15+ days shipment AND trying to convert my money into gearbest credit when i asked for a bank account refund kek

lot of reviews and stuff, they are the fastest at shipping, for the most part

these fucker

Well they must be happy chinks merchants

i never trust goybest with $20+ stuff

ali is just easier to get refunds and to disput shit

yeah bought a redmi note 3 there

asked for a sealed box and shit

had what i asked for

and even a free mi band

for me, the best about ali is that a lot of seller do the shipping in the same day they confirm the paymment

so commfy

yeah

from china to france it made only 8 days

i buy shit before sleep, when i wake up i already have the tracking code

witrh the basic aliexpress delivery

thought it would be more

to brasil, seller shipping method take usually 60 days to arrive(10 to arrive in brazil, 30 to get pass the federals, and 20 to get to my house) but with ali standart shipping shit take 45 days or less

breddy gut for shithole southamerica standarts

kek

they need to find the house in the favela mate

I loaded up on chink cooking shit today haha. Coming in 3 days

Ingredients or thing to do the cooking with ?

Things to do the cooking

ooh seems good

Those 5 pots for 30 RMB, about 5 usd

@kaetaa enjoy your cancer buddy

I'm excited for you

Sorry mate, that's a meme

We all want to die anyway

so why not sooner ?

1.3 billion chinks and their cancer rates are the same (except for lung of course because of pollution)

give me one good reason not to buy chink ceramic knives

Nothing wrong with chink knives, just don't buy ceramic

Unless you're a soccer mom

hard to cut your wrist withj those

I am tehe~

Oh then you gucci

I've been revealing my chink power levels lately

by telling people everything they use is repackaged chinkshit

t. rl shill

I'm always spreading the good word of chinkshit jesus

What's better, glorious japanese steel knifes or ceramic chinks knifes ?

I've used both, and honestly nip knives are great if you take care of them

It's worth the extra if you cook alot

If you don't, don't bother

I do, lot of meat tho, they maybe are not fit for that

What kind of meat? Deboning stuff?

nah, pure meat pieces.

I'd say just go with a cheap chink knife if you're not doing precision cutting and just chopping up boneless meat

and some wild meat (board dear ect)

I have some island chink (Japanese) teaware. Got scammed when it was discounted. Could have bought it on Ali for a fraction of the price

Chink cleavers are great

Ouch

I buy that on ali too ?

Sure

boar gruel with rice is delicious btw if you wanna try.

oh boy, i just want to try those taobao instant pastas that have a lot of peper in it

put any spice you want

@Favelado just go to a chinkstore and get your chinkspices and stuff

is there really chinkstore in brasil ?

there are no chink in Rio de Janeiro, they are all in Sao Paulo

There are island chinks in SP

^

the best fake stuff is there

check out this deal I found on taobao. all this shit as a beginner sushi kit for 40rmb (like 7 bucks). not sure why it comes with ketchup though

@kaetaa are you still with that Chinese girl?

I am, but that's a "shit about China" conversation

Wait, that's chink Heinz?