So I need a laptop and found the Chumi 14.1 aswell as the Jumper Ezbook 3

Are these worthwile? Or are there better alternatives?

*inserts a thinkpad joke*

damn you beat me to it

>inb4 get used thinkpad

well that is the correct answer. Don't buy chink electronics unless you like backdoors, go for thinkpad t420 or x220 depending on your needs.

get used thinkpad

i havea a x230

its ok

I actually wanted to get a used thinkpad before I read about chinkpads

Well

Do you like backdoors and the idea of a pc phoning home about every single click and keystroke you make?

Yes

I mean it's not my favourite thing in the world

Then don't buy chinkpads.

>Chinks are the only ones spying on me

No no, I'm aware of all of the other spying, don't even bother to teach me.

I'd rather have the Communist Party spy on me than Trump and Barrack Hussein Obama

But with a chinkpad you get two adversaries, not just one.

(I'm taking the piss)

but the US government defends your interests and protects you, china doesn't

waiting to get told

tbh that shit can't be avoided completely (you'd have to live in a fucking bunker without an internet connection) so there's no point in going full tinfoil over it

Wait, so why do people buy them anyways?
Can you remove it somehow?

My dad has a business one, I'll ask him to install discord on it so it can send everything posted in here back to China

I don't like the fact this laptop isn't reporting straight to president Xi

as if Discord hasn't already sold all of the information posted here to Jack Ma

who in turn made a profit selling it to the Chinese Overlords

@jack ma

damn

@JHWH Jack is a part of the Chinkuminati

along with Lei Jun and other influential businessmen

he is the Overlord

中luminatti

you can't escape the chink botnet

half of britbong telecom is huawei

someone know if is even possible to get a ARM based linux distro running on those 7 inch android netbooks?

jack ma and illuminati gotta herd the laowai cattle

Fuck, now I don't know what to do. Why is this point never mentioned in rewiews? Is it not as bad as it sounds?

what, the botnet?

yeah