@Smackymander I'm new, though

thanks, you too

Remember when Xiaomi were supposed to roll out mechanical keyboards like a hundred years ago?

I can't wait until next year. Just roll them out for Xmas

@Smackymander inflictor kbs look like shit, Xiaomi can't make such a shitty product (this message was sponsored by Lei Jun)

Wait, what? We've ordered like 5 so far and every single one arrived

w/o probrem

Or European Xiaomi resellers like that Czech company

£42.24 International Priority Shipping to Croatia, Republic of

well, fuck off

Merge? Why not just rename it to "Skype"

and kill that awful piece of shit

app

I'm addicted to chinkshit. I need a chinese g-f

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/onechildpolicy/32674031662.html still laughing at this

fucking based

any guides for chinkshit projectors?

pls no autism

http://gloimg.gearbest.com/gb/2015/201510/source-img/1446139236386-P-3260975.jpg the randomizer suggested this

what the fuck

S M L Bamboo Cotton Mama Reusable Menstrual Cloth Sanitary Pads Napkin Washable Waterproof Panty Liners Women Feminine Hygiene

abs disg

I was on a trip so I didn't buy shit

rip

I love these based chinky companies like Orico that actually deliver

I've been using this icybox type thing for a year now

no probrem

lmao

@DT dunno what's worse tbh

we should buy chinkshit, rebrand it, and then sell it in china as superior whiteyshit

It would be like selling coffee to Colombians

or coke

what's a cheap brand these days we could crowdfund? nokia?

http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_495111.html

wait, what, this is legit?

wew

might buy

"● The computer and cable showed in the picture are not included in the package"

hah

probs

the pen and that cup as well

kaetaa you've got to export and then import stuff you produce in PRC (as a foreign company)

iirc

tfw dad has been shilling for huawei for a decade now

long before their phones n stuff came to europe

when will ali and gb introduce chinese gf-s?

the autism that never ends

people take the internet way too seriously

Comfy that sounds so chinkshit tier I can't even. It's as if Deng Xiaoping wrote it himself

testtest there are easier ways to off yourself

Wang, Jet Li, and Ma teach regular classes at Alibaba, at which attendance by employees is mandatory. Ma's vision, according to his assistant, is that one day people will remember him above all as a Tai Chi master, rather than solely as the founder of China's largest internet company and online shopping website

Because Western companies jew the fuck out of you

buy an old mac or smtn case and fit the components in it

problem solved

>there are people who pay up to 100 euro for a fucking case

I don't even have a desktop any more tbh

Toshiba fagtop

i7 16gb ddr3 and a samshit ssd

werks for vicky2 and browsing

dunno, did some work in premiere pro and it was p.ok

if it were more than a hobby, I'd just get a desktop

kaetaa I want the Xiaomi ultrabook

>not owning everything Xiaomi

literally the best brand out there

>americans are up
kill me

not doing their own research is the reason most people get chinked

You can, but not as often

#MA2020

Probably a mix of both

I mean, he applied for 30 (thirty) jobs after he graduated and got turned down even at KFC

He's just a pioneer of the online market business in China

Maybe he actually is nice lmao

"No more shark fin, ok?" - Jack Ma

was in sgp, can confirm

@kaetaa tfw no jianbing

I had that stuff in Sgp

it was grand

I also called them Chinese, which made them mad af

I need to dig up the post with those frames from Ali (I think). I want another pair od sunglasses, but I'm not willing to pay 160ish euro for them

"Anon finds a chink case but has to order 500 of them"

chuckled

just get a chinese gf to teach you

problem solved

fug

you'll make it~

Chinese Lay's > Euro Lay's

crisps

I think it was some chicken flavoured Lay's I liked the best

Jack Ma was always your best friend

you were just a shit friend to Jack

Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba, drew criticism when he told investors in June (paywall) that fake goods “are of better quality and of better price than the real names” and come from “exactly the same factories” as authentic goods.

should I get some chink fidget cubes?

https://world.taobao.com/item/540987676927.htm?fromSite=main&spm=a230r.1.14.65.ZpnKUo&ns=1&abbucket=19#detail

I need them all

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Jack-Ma-Yun-autographed-signed-photo-collection-new-chinese-freeshipping-11-2016-B/32762429137.html

http://defendwaifu.com/Patches/benis-defense-force

is this on topic? or do I need to find a chinkshit sweatshop to make it such?

I might get the Xiaomi keyboard in order to review it for the infographic

I'll see

When chinkshit becomes too expensive, we'll start bengalshit

tfw no amazon in croatia

>bunkerbro is a chinkshit enthusiast

oh wow

There's <#189467888657235970> for politics n shit