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2019-06-13 16:39:04 UTC

did God suddenly come down and decided to bless my life or something

2019-06-13 16:39:44 UTC

@Deleted User you have the magic cock?

2019-06-13 16:39:55 UTC

its not even that impressive

2019-06-13 16:40:06 UTC

i kept downplaying it and making small dick jokes

2019-06-13 16:40:10 UTC

sooo

2019-06-13 16:40:29 UTC

You started to going to church?

2019-06-13 16:40:48 UTC

I've been going to church every Sunday for the last 4 years

2019-06-13 16:40:54 UTC

minus sick days

2019-06-13 16:41:37 UTC

how much money does rags make from his job

2019-06-13 16:41:47 UTC

jeez he's even buying me a rolex

2019-06-13 16:41:52 UTC

rags best gf

2019-06-13 16:42:07 UTC

He is extorting blacks to get you gifts

2019-06-13 16:46:34 UTC

No, we will let him see it. So he will have a casus belli to doxx us

2019-06-13 16:48:36 UTC

https://twitter.com/i/status/1139180308354478081 @Thornberry New crusade coming to Middle asia seems

2019-06-13 16:48:42 UTC

and to arabs

2019-06-13 16:49:29 UTC

I'd rather not be doxxed

2019-06-13 16:49:37 UTC

Bad enough he has my last name

2019-06-13 16:49:42 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 16:49:48 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 16:50:00 UTC

Thorn

2019-06-13 16:50:04 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 16:50:17 UTC

I'm probably going to see Catholic Inquisition to my door send from Rags

2019-06-13 16:50:28 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 16:59:49 UTC

I took some to make some wine

2019-06-13 16:59:55 UTC

@Deleted User what happened to those tankers?

2019-06-13 17:00:22 UTC

@Deleted User Submarines,mine-fields etc

2019-06-13 17:01:05 UTC

Something just went bezerk in the Gulf of Oman

2019-06-13 17:01:21 UTC

Iran is provoking Saudis

2019-06-13 17:02:20 UTC

some people think the ships hit a mine

2019-06-13 17:03:09 UTC

Yeah, they believe was a naval mine, some news here call for submarines too

2019-06-13 17:03:25 UTC

Same thing happened one month ago too

2019-06-13 17:03:27 UTC

in 4 tankers

2019-06-13 17:04:18 UTC

sounds to me like minefields. if it was a sub there likely wouldn't be anything left. because a sub would fire again

2019-06-13 17:05:07 UTC

Most likely

2019-06-13 17:05:27 UTC

It's only certain that if this keeps up it will lead on embargos and or to war

2019-06-13 17:07:48 UTC

in a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia It'd likely end up being a stalemate, Iran has numbers while the Saudis have better tech, but no industry to replace it, Iran can replace its older tech themselves

2019-06-13 17:08:20 UTC

I'm very sure that US will be dragged to the war

2019-06-13 17:08:35 UTC

It has already mobilised some soldiers there

2019-06-13 17:11:00 UTC

Just towelheads being towelheads

2019-06-13 17:14:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/588778177279688761/image0.jpg

2019-06-13 17:14:42 UTC

That was fast

2019-06-13 17:17:39 UTC

<:happy:445725194254811157>

2019-06-13 17:18:34 UTC

I was wondering how long it'd take for someone to blame the jews. We can do nothing but wait for now

2019-06-13 17:28:05 UTC

It wouldn't amaze me, but its just shit persians and arabs that fuck each other there

2019-06-13 17:52:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/588787736790564888/62650138_195861551324756_1135493875939409920_n.png

2019-06-13 17:52:20 UTC

@wwezombiegod This right here is Democracy <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

2019-06-13 17:53:46 UTC

Yeah, we didn't. But this is what the voters did

2019-06-13 18:12:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/588792755568771087/62373132_952294978436125_8116422324586020864_n.png

2019-06-13 18:38:05 UTC

@Deleted User you God damn Greeks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/588799263920750592/20190613_153729.jpg

2019-06-13 18:38:12 UTC

Athens is Russian

2019-06-13 18:38:13 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 18:38:30 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 18:38:38 UTC

How did this happen <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 18:39:10 UTC

I threw out the ottomans

2019-06-13 18:39:18 UTC

Then the Greeks rebelled

2019-06-13 18:39:26 UTC

<:happy:445725194254811157>

2019-06-13 18:40:31 UTC

<:smuglaugh:448311843086401536>

2019-06-13 18:42:08 UTC

Just got this on FB

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/588800291961307182/Screenshot_102.png

2019-06-13 18:43:46 UTC

Hide your name

2019-06-13 18:43:48 UTC

<:happy:445725194254811157>

2019-06-13 18:43:57 UTC

Now we know your name <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

2019-06-13 18:44:01 UTC

<:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

2019-06-13 18:44:05 UTC

Also I didn't got this message

2019-06-13 18:44:12 UTC

did this mean I don't share fake news? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2019-06-13 18:47:22 UTC

You never share fake news because ahmed would send you to prison

2019-06-13 18:57:23 UTC

kek

2019-06-13 18:59:10 UTC

I posted that last night @Deleted User

2019-06-13 18:59:19 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 18:59:20 UTC

I had a sleepless night after watching

2019-06-13 18:59:30 UTC

It kept jiggling in my dreams

2019-06-13 18:59:34 UTC

Hahaha

2019-06-13 18:59:36 UTC

sorry

2019-06-13 19:00:49 UTC

@Deleted User what do you do if that's you?

2019-06-13 19:00:50 UTC

Oh twerking strippers

2019-06-13 19:01:08 UTC

I think heโ€™s been tagged for that like 3 times

2019-06-13 19:01:11 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ

2019-06-13 19:01:32 UTC

What would he do? <:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

2019-06-13 19:01:33 UTC

I know I did a day or 2 ago in <#444628746788536330>

2019-06-13 19:01:50 UTC

I think he just did the smug Pepe ๐Ÿคฃ

2019-06-13 19:02:21 UTC

Imagine the smell of the car after

2019-06-13 19:03:12 UTC

It would smell like tuna

2019-06-13 19:03:47 UTC

I believe God is burning us here because of the pride. My house is like an oven

2019-06-13 19:03:50 UTC

I'm not even a jew

2019-06-13 19:03:51 UTC

smh

2019-06-13 19:04:02 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:13:27 UTC

Almost 40 cels here.... <:alex:445724973475037204>

2019-06-13 19:14:59 UTC

Lol I hit the screenshot for him too

2019-06-13 19:16:10 UTC

That poor guy

2019-06-13 19:16:46 UTC

โ€œIt didnโ€™t have to be this way. All I wanted to do was go home.โ€

2019-06-13 19:17:00 UTC

Its 24 cel here @Deleted User

2019-06-13 19:17:03 UTC

<:happy:445725194254811157>

2019-06-13 19:17:15 UTC

I bet it's snowing up there

2019-06-13 19:18:03 UTC

Imagine be 28 years in a prison for a crazy woman

2019-06-13 19:18:06 UTC

That look like snow?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/588809329352769546/20190613_161743.jpg

2019-06-13 19:18:16 UTC

<:happy:445725194254811157>

2019-06-13 19:18:28 UTC

No but, it seems you know how to use photoshop ๐Ÿค”

2019-06-13 19:18:46 UTC

How you think I got a wife?

2019-06-13 19:18:49 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:18:54 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:19:36 UTC

14 inch dong into 24 inch and 5"10 manlet into 6 foot giant

2019-06-13 19:19:38 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:19:48 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:20:05 UTC

Fucking autocorrect

2019-06-13 19:20:25 UTC

kek

2019-06-13 19:24:37 UTC

Went to the gym at 6am

2019-06-13 19:24:39 UTC

No one there

2019-06-13 19:24:45 UTC

I grunted the whole time

2019-06-13 19:24:48 UTC

<:godemperor:445097873890082817>

2019-06-13 19:24:56 UTC

"UGGHHH"

2019-06-13 19:24:59 UTC

"Ahhhhh"

2019-06-13 19:25:07 UTC

"HUUUUUUUUUR"

2019-06-13 19:25:30 UTC

In the gym I was going if you didn't grunt they would scream to you to grunt

2019-06-13 19:25:43 UTC

My home

2019-06-13 19:26:06 UTC

I just can't other people grunting

2019-06-13 19:26:15 UTC

It was like a paradise there in the summer. It felt like your typical day in Canada under the snow

2019-06-13 19:26:45 UTC

And some of the bitches that go there have the thiccest arses you ever seen

2019-06-13 19:26:54 UTC

Like I cut out my left eye

2019-06-13 19:27:00 UTC

As the bible commands

2019-06-13 19:27:08 UTC

But I need another left eye

2019-06-13 19:27:14 UTC

kek, sadly for us there wasn't any girls there. Only muscles

2019-06-13 19:27:44 UTC

Nothing gets the muscles working like round bums and big milkies

2019-06-13 19:28:05 UTC

true

2019-06-13 19:28:58 UTC

The clothes young ladies wear at the gym

2019-06-13 19:29:13 UTC

<:thumbsup:448311720742617089>

2019-06-13 19:30:03 UTC

They are giving you extra boost to not dissapoint them

2019-06-13 19:32:02 UTC

Long as my wife loves it

2019-06-13 19:32:06 UTC

That's enough

2019-06-13 19:34:13 UTC

KEK someone stole from a church here, and he got trapped in a gorge

2019-06-13 19:34:37 UTC

@Deleted User tell him to do a flip

2019-06-13 19:35:04 UTC

I thought to send him to the gulags

2019-06-13 19:47:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/588816767330287616/FB_IMG_1560455245622.jpg

2019-06-13 19:47:46 UTC

Imagine this is your daughters

2019-06-13 19:48:47 UTC

<:kissie:448312294263488522>

2019-06-13 19:48:53 UTC

Shieeet

2019-06-13 19:49:12 UTC

Well I doubt @Andrules would allow this

2019-06-13 19:49:25 UTC

I can already hear him loading his gun

2019-06-13 19:49:37 UTC

I hope I have 3 sons ๐Ÿ™

2019-06-13 19:49:59 UTC

You are going to get 2 daughters

2019-06-13 19:50:04 UTC

No daughters cause I'd have to snap some necks when they hit 15

2019-06-13 19:50:23 UTC

<:smuglaugh:448311843086401536>

2019-06-13 19:50:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/588817478071877632/hNWV80c.gif

2019-06-13 19:50:45 UTC

Thats me if they ever try to bring a nigger into the family

2019-06-13 19:50:55 UTC

or someone that listen to ghetto music like ra

2019-06-13 19:50:56 UTC

p

2019-06-13 19:51:01 UTC

<:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

2019-06-13 19:52:21 UTC

@Andrules dont let your daughter have sleep overs with their bfs. My past 3 girlfriends parents allowed it and <:smuglaugh:448311843086401536> <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:53:03 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:53:23 UTC

Looking back now

2019-06-13 19:53:29 UTC

Dumb parents

2019-06-13 19:53:33 UTC

<:smuglaugh:448311843086401536>

2019-06-13 19:53:59 UTC

Now now, imagine the girls your son/sons will bring to your house too

2019-06-13 19:54:07 UTC

It will be a blessing in the eye

2019-06-13 19:54:11 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:54:42 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:54:53 UTC

<:smuglaugh:448311843086401536>

2019-06-13 19:55:17 UTC

"Wear a condom or you'll be giving me the benefits"

2019-06-13 19:56:03 UTC

We need to fund this speedboat

2019-06-13 19:56:11 UTC

go out and bring me some kids

2019-06-13 19:56:11 UTC

son

2019-06-13 19:57:13 UTC

The year is 2036

Mister Thornberry's son has impregnated a whore.

Mister Thornberry goes into his shed, grabs a rope....

Drags his old speedboat outside.

Taps the hull

*for sale sign*

"Its about time for a new one" <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:57:31 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:58:05 UTC

For me it's only a time before I begin to invest in everything from a % of my salary

2019-06-13 19:58:14 UTC

My kids will rule the aegean in the end

2019-06-13 19:58:51 UTC

I'll be sure to get most Islands under my rule to fund my economic empire to trade cannabis to 3rd world countries

2019-06-13 19:59:13 UTC

By the time my son has one the benefits will be $2000/month

2019-06-13 19:59:30 UTC

God bless Canada and its benefits

2019-06-13 19:59:32 UTC

Then I'll be in the adoption business <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 19:59:50 UTC

Just imagine that age we will count as a minority too

2019-06-13 19:59:59 UTC

so an extra benefit for that also

2019-06-13 20:00:03 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 20:00:21 UTC

They can pay for all the times I paid for them<:happy:445725194254811157>

2019-06-13 20:01:34 UTC

Just begin to buy cryptos to get the extra $$$ and crash the cryptos when you mass sell them ๐Ÿ˜›

2019-06-13 20:02:58 UTC

@Deleted User For the one of the 2 tankers that got damaged, they located a magnetic mine.

2019-06-13 20:03:15 UTC

I thought so

2019-06-13 20:03:48 UTC

Or I can go hire some junkies and artificially impregnate them

2019-06-13 20:03:54 UTC

Then take the child

2019-06-13 20:03:59 UTC

Make money

2019-06-13 20:04:09 UTC

I need 8 kids for 18 years

2019-06-13 20:04:13 UTC

Then another 8

2019-06-13 20:04:16 UTC

For 18

2019-06-13 20:04:34 UTC

I'll be 66 by then

2019-06-13 20:04:36 UTC

Perfect

2019-06-13 20:04:39 UTC

<:happy:445725194254811157>

2019-06-13 20:04:56 UTC

Then I get my pension

2019-06-13 20:05:02 UTC

Just get the nearest thots in your neighbor as concubines

2019-06-13 20:05:17 UTC

I just need baby makers

2019-06-13 20:05:33 UTC

And they have to be in comatose state at the end

2019-06-13 20:05:35 UTC

or get lucky and have twins or triplets

2019-06-13 20:05:44 UTC

So I get 100% of funds

2019-06-13 20:06:26 UTC

I want to see how I will be able to raise 5-6 kids here <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 20:06:28 UTC

Robert Baratheon

2019-06-13 20:06:38 UTC

Bastards everywhere

2019-06-13 20:07:02 UTC

The true king was Stannis

2019-06-13 20:07:07 UTC

he is still is

2019-06-13 20:07:11 UTC

in hell though

2019-06-13 20:07:11 UTC
2019-06-13 20:07:52 UTC

Thats how I'll be in the future to preserve the greek race

2019-06-13 20:08:08 UTC

BlackBerry jam

2019-06-13 20:09:00 UTC

The whoooooore is pregnant.

2019-06-13 20:13:30 UTC

I have a son, you have a son we'll join our houses

2019-06-13 20:13:34 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2019-06-13 20:15:38 UTC

It's time for your family to rule Canada @Thornberry

2019-06-13 20:15:46 UTC

You will need at least one central bank though

2019-06-13 20:18:37 UTC

@the good jew I need a central bank. Contact one of your friends

2019-06-13 20:18:40 UTC

<:smuglaugh:448311843086401536> <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 20:19:12 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ

2019-06-13 20:19:49 UTC

@Thornberry Look at the videos and interviews of Soros. He is a mastermind on how to steal money ๐Ÿ˜›

2019-06-13 20:20:32 UTC

@wwezombiegod Thatcher was right

2019-06-13 20:23:47 UTC

I love Thatcher

2019-06-13 20:24:04 UTC

Wish I could fuck her right in the Londonderry

2019-06-13 20:24:12 UTC

โœ

2019-06-13 20:24:14 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 20:24:14 UTC

When you say love, you mean you would smash her so hard that her eyes would go out

2019-06-13 20:24:20 UTC

?

2019-06-13 20:24:38 UTC

I'd smash so hard she wouldn't have lost her mind

2019-06-13 20:25:57 UTC

I'd drill her like an English coal mine

2019-06-13 20:26:02 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200> <:smuglaugh:448311843086401536>

2019-06-13 20:26:47 UTC

She was ugly even young though

2019-06-13 20:26:53 UTC

No matter

2019-06-13 20:26:58 UTC

Hillary was more passable at younger age

2019-06-13 20:27:01 UTC

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

2019-06-13 20:29:19 UTC
2019-06-13 20:29:27 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

2019-06-13 20:29:56 UTC

502 bad gateway

2019-06-13 20:30:02 UTC

EU censoring again i suppose

2019-06-13 20:30:06 UTC

<:smugpepe:445634631950139403>

2019-06-13 20:30:13 UTC

I saw that post earlier. Luckily Iโ€™ll be too poor to blow money on my daughter being a whore at school.

2019-06-13 20:30:38 UTC

Just don't send her to liberal art or hair dresser

2019-06-13 20:30:42 UTC

to be on the safe

2019-06-13 20:30:43 UTC

๐Ÿ˜›

2019-06-13 20:30:45 UTC

Sheโ€™ll have to get good grades and get a free ride through scholarships.

2019-06-13 20:31:22 UTC

I want her shooting early. So maybe she will get to be a professional competitive shooter ๐Ÿค”

2019-06-13 20:31:44 UTC

Then get her to eat a lot of fish for the eyes ๐Ÿ˜›

2019-06-13 20:32:09 UTC

I wonโ€™t make the mistake my parents did with my sister. Not sending her to some liberal shit hole college.

2019-06-13 20:32:54 UTC

Send her to Canada

2019-06-13 20:32:59 UTC

We have benefits

2019-06-13 20:33:30 UTC

@Thornberry @Andrules Marry your kids and form an alliance

2019-06-13 20:33:56 UTC

You have a daughter, I have a son

2019-06-13 20:34:02 UTC

We'll join our houses

2019-06-13 20:34:09 UTC

And share a speedboat

2019-06-13 20:34:13 UTC

<:happy:445725194254811157>

2019-06-13 20:35:37 UTC

I hope you will not raise your childs as cis-gendered white supremacists

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