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It will be a blessing in the eye
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"Wear a condom or you'll be giving me the benefits"
We need to fund this speedboat
go out and bring me some kids
son
The year is 2036
Mister Thornberry's son has impregnated a whore.
Mister Thornberry goes into his shed, grabs a rope....
Drags his old speedboat outside.
Taps the hull
*for sale sign*
"Its about time for a new one" <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>
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For me it's only a time before I begin to invest in everything from a % of my salary
My kids will rule the aegean in the end
I'll be sure to get most Islands under my rule to fund my economic empire to trade cannabis to 3rd world countries
By the time my son has one the benefits will be $2000/month
God bless Canada and its benefits
Then I'll be in the adoption business <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>
Just imagine that age we will count as a minority too
so an extra benefit for that also
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They can pay for all the times I paid for them<:happy:445725194254811157>
@Deleted User For the one of the 2 tankers that got damaged, they located a magnetic mine.
I thought so
Or I can go hire some junkies and artificially impregnate them
Then take the child
Make money
I need 8 kids for 18 years
Then another 8
For 18
I'll be 66 by then
Perfect
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Then I get my pension
Just get the nearest thots in your neighbor as concubines
I just need baby makers
And they have to be in comatose state at the end
or get lucky and have twins or triplets
So I get 100% of funds
I want to see how I will be able to raise 5-6 kids here <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>
Robert Baratheon
Bastards everywhere