They are giving you extra boost to not dissapoint them

Long as my wife loves it

That's enough

KEK someone stole from a church here, and he got trapped in a gorge

@Deleted User tell him to do a flip

I thought to send him to the gulags

Imagine this is your daughters

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Shieeet

Well I doubt @Andrules would allow this

I can already hear him loading his gun

I hope I have 3 sons 🙏

You are going to get 2 daughters

No daughters cause I'd have to snap some necks when they hit 15

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Thats me if they ever try to bring a nigger into the family

or someone that listen to ghetto music like ra

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@Andrules dont let your daughter have sleep overs with their bfs. My past 3 girlfriends parents allowed it and <:smuglaugh:448311843086401536> <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

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Looking back now

Dumb parents

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Now now, imagine the girls your son/sons will bring to your house too

It will be a blessing in the eye

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"Wear a condom or you'll be giving me the benefits"

We need to fund this speedboat

go out and bring me some kids

son

The year is 2036

Mister Thornberry's son has impregnated a whore.

Mister Thornberry goes into his shed, grabs a rope....

Drags his old speedboat outside.

Taps the hull

*for sale sign*

"Its about time for a new one" <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

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For me it's only a time before I begin to invest in everything from a % of my salary

My kids will rule the aegean in the end

I'll be sure to get most Islands under my rule to fund my economic empire to trade cannabis to 3rd world countries

By the time my son has one the benefits will be $2000/month