I can already hear him loading his gun

I hope I have 3 sons 🙏

You are going to get 2 daughters

No daughters cause I'd have to snap some necks when they hit 15

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Thats me if they ever try to bring a nigger into the family

or someone that listen to ghetto music like ra

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@Andrules dont let your daughter have sleep overs with their bfs. My past 3 girlfriends parents allowed it and <:smuglaugh:448311843086401536> <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

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Looking back now

Dumb parents

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Now now, imagine the girls your son/sons will bring to your house too

It will be a blessing in the eye

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"Wear a condom or you'll be giving me the benefits"

We need to fund this speedboat

go out and bring me some kids

son

The year is 2036

Mister Thornberry's son has impregnated a whore.

Mister Thornberry goes into his shed, grabs a rope....

Drags his old speedboat outside.

Taps the hull

*for sale sign*

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For me it's only a time before I begin to invest in everything from a % of my salary

My kids will rule the aegean in the end

I'll be sure to get most Islands under my rule to fund my economic empire to trade cannabis to 3rd world countries

By the time my son has one the benefits will be $2000/month

God bless Canada and its benefits

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Just imagine that age we will count as a minority too

so an extra benefit for that also

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Just begin to buy cryptos to get the extra $$$ and crash the cryptos when you mass sell them 😛

@Deleted User For the one of the 2 tankers that got damaged, they located a magnetic mine.

I thought so

Or I can go hire some junkies and artificially impregnate them

Then take the child