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2018-07-12 09:29:05 UTC

Meanwhile I'm in strayaaaaa

2018-07-12 09:53:04 UTC

Smart birbs

2018-07-12 10:30:19 UTC

as expecter from a superior lifeform

2018-07-12 11:55:05 UTC

Women should generally not be allowed in police work.

2018-07-12 11:55:44 UTC

We have two fucking cunts who are... fucking each other...they have entitlement bitch control freak attitudes and are not funny

2018-07-12 12:14:40 UTC

Could this be the end?

2018-07-12 12:30:20 UTC

It shouldnt be

2018-07-12 12:30:31 UTC

Its not real

2018-07-12 12:30:53 UTC

Its only a step above the onion

2018-07-12 12:32:16 UTC

What should be considered fake news is shit like vice or huffpo or any other site which pushes those conspiracies and tries to make them sound legitimate

2018-07-12 13:27:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/466958715057209364/image.jpg

2018-07-12 13:52:00 UTC

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2018-07-12 13:52:14 UTC

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2018-07-12 13:53:08 UTC

Left wing beta wowmen vs the alpha Christian woman

2018-07-12 13:59:36 UTC

The future purge I envision:

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2018-07-12 14:34:07 UTC

For all you Pizzagate guys

2018-07-12 14:41:58 UTC

I'd probably go with All-Star tbh.

2018-07-12 14:50:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/466979631162195979/Terl-Battlefield-Earth-e1351100306839.jpg

2018-07-12 14:50:27 UTC

PLEASE MEME

2018-07-12 14:58:02 UTC

pull the lever , animu music , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA , ....... , profit

2018-07-12 14:59:11 UTC

This is getting good

2018-07-12 14:59:22 UTC

Strzok under oath

2018-07-12 14:59:26 UTC

Itโ€™s a battle

2018-07-12 15:00:43 UTC

1 minute in and theyโ€™re threatening to hold Strzok in contempt

2018-07-12 15:01:10 UTC

Nadler going to bat for Strzok

2018-07-12 15:01:31 UTC

Goodlatte not backing down

2018-07-12 15:03:27 UTC

Theyโ€™re all attacking Goodlatte now

2018-07-12 15:04:19 UTC

This is so good

2018-07-12 15:05:02 UTC

They are fucking desperate

2018-07-12 15:05:31 UTC

Goodlatte held strong

2018-07-12 15:05:46 UTC

Fake News trying to give a voice for the Stormy apologists right now

2018-07-12 15:05:52 UTC

Rabble rabble rabble

2018-07-12 15:07:26 UTC

There will be a hearing after this to decide if they should hold Strzok in contempt

2018-07-12 15:12:18 UTC

Ohhhhhhh.

2018-07-12 15:12:40 UTC

FBI "LAYER" - 'cuz she a ho, layin' around with dudes

2018-07-12 15:14:47 UTC

This all started from Gowdys first question. The first question after Strzok going under oath. Goodlatte threatened to hold in contempt. Democrats went nuts. Goodlatte reaffirmed that a hearing will be held about Strzok being held in contempt after this hearing. Gowdy back to questioning.

2018-07-12 15:23:51 UTC

Strzok got hype in a response to Gowdy. Dems start clapping at end

2018-07-12 15:24:06 UTC

Now they move for Bannon to be subpoenaed

2018-07-12 15:24:15 UTC

For also not answering questions

2018-07-12 15:24:20 UTC

Still a circus

2018-07-12 15:26:18 UTC

The ayes had it to kill the Bannon subpoena

2018-07-12 15:26:29 UTC

They called for an actual vote

2018-07-12 15:35:38 UTC

Motion tabled

2018-07-12 15:35:56 UTC

Now to the Cummins circlejerk

2018-07-12 16:50:06 UTC

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2018-07-12 16:50:12 UTC

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2018-07-12 16:50:21 UTC

Thank you Kim, Very Cool!

2018-07-12 17:08:44 UTC

I'm going to start calling him Your Excellency Mr. President.

2018-07-12 17:08:52 UTC

John Adams would be proud.

2018-07-12 17:14:11 UTC

I'm starting to like this Kim guy

2018-07-12 17:14:21 UTC

We have the same same God - Donald Trump

2018-07-12 17:14:45 UTC

He just needed a friend.

2018-07-12 17:16:40 UTC

He just seems like some nerdy guy who got forced into running a dictatorship. I mean I guess that basically *is* what he is, still.

2018-07-12 17:17:15 UTC

He's me if I were a fat male Korean dictator.

2018-07-12 17:36:31 UTC

Yeah I know he has, that's why I find it hard to actually like him. Who knows whats going on in his head, but I like to think he came to a conclusion that there's no version of going forward with the "Rocket Man" strategy where he comes out on top.

2018-07-12 17:37:22 UTC

And now he's honestly trying to get himself into a better position on the world stage, if not his entire country.

2018-07-12 17:37:31 UTC

*YOUR EXCELLENCY*

2018-07-12 17:46:35 UTC

>Kims knee status: bent

2018-07-12 17:50:31 UTC

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2018-07-12 17:51:09 UTC

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฃ

2018-07-12 19:04:12 UTC

Idk if any of ya'll can help but, my friend requested that I do the following things to this picture and idk if I'll be good enough to do said task so, I'm asking if either someone can help me or guide me in the direct of god tier memery. My meme skills are that of ms paint btw. I dont have photo shop unfortunately. But his request was this Needs MAGA hat and Pepe shirt. Any takers for help/assistance here?

2018-07-12 19:08:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/467044515794911242/platelet_by_neoartcore-dcgzkts.png

2018-07-12 19:08:45 UTC

Any help or advice would be GREAT!! Thanks gentlemen!

2018-07-12 19:20:50 UTC

Shit I would help ya man but I'm limited to my Chromebook as my desktop took a shit

2018-07-12 19:26:46 UTC

idk why but my discord keeps saying connecting nonstop

2018-07-12 19:30:04 UTC

Yeah its doing it across both of my apps. Must be discord

2018-07-12 19:39:34 UTC

I was just having the same issue... Sp00ky

2018-07-12 19:39:54 UTC

Must have been discord lol. Cause it did it on my chromebook and my phone.

2018-07-12 19:41:20 UTC

They're on to us lads

2018-07-12 19:42:35 UTC

*whole server goes into meltdown*

2018-07-12 19:42:53 UTC

Talcum X has found us lel

2018-07-12 19:45:13 UTC

oh shit Peter Strzok is testifying live rn

2018-07-12 19:47:03 UTC

fucking smug motherfucker is sitting there with a grin

2018-07-12 19:48:12 UTC

I heard his significant other dodged the supoeana and nothing has been done about it. Sounds like corruption 101 at work here boys. Nothing is going to come of it.

2018-07-12 19:48:47 UTC

Where did you hear this?

2018-07-12 19:49:58 UTC

tbh Peter>Lisa. Id rather get Peter than Lisa even though she's just as guilty

2018-07-12 19:52:11 UTC

the ex-fbi layer

2018-07-12 19:52:54 UTC

Yeet.

2018-07-12 19:53:22 UTC

Says it's being rescheduled. But who knows for when

2018-07-12 19:53:46 UTC

lisa page's interview that is

2018-07-12 19:53:59 UTC

Well it says she even said she would refuse the subpoena

2018-07-12 19:54:21 UTC

oh really, We'll see how far that gets her

2018-07-12 19:54:48 UTC

It says so in the first part of the article

2018-07-12 19:54:49 UTC

ANd besides, It says if she refuses, They'll hold her for contempt of congress

2018-07-12 19:55:21 UTC

"An attorney for former FBI lawyer Lisa Page says she will not appear for a private interview Wednesday with two House committees, despite a subpoena."

2018-07-12 19:55:39 UTC

If Devin Nunes is leading this, I have a bit of trust in him. Yeah I know I read that. I was just saying what will happen if she happens to refuse

2018-07-12 20:14:30 UTC

test

2018-07-12 20:14:48 UTC

hm

2018-07-12 20:19:46 UTC

?

2018-07-12 20:28:52 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2018-07-12 20:29:13 UTC

Inb4 contempt of congress

2018-07-12 20:45:54 UTC

Ah, I see others besides me and Victus are having connection issues?

2018-07-12 20:46:00 UTC

Discord must be on the fritz

2018-07-12 20:47:43 UTC

Just reconnected myself. Possible downtime

2018-07-12 20:56:43 UTC

I've had connection issues the last 2 days.

2018-07-12 20:56:44 UTC

holy shit that picture of Melania on GET right now.

2018-07-12 20:56:59 UTC

she's looking fucking gorgeous good lord

2018-07-12 20:57:08 UTC

Repost plz

2018-07-12 20:57:19 UTC

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2018-07-12 20:57:22 UTC

on it

2018-07-12 20:57:44 UTC

Damn, has there been a more fine First Lady?

2018-07-12 20:58:06 UTC

.... I'm honestly trying to think of one

2018-07-12 21:02:19 UTC

Just going to say. This is likely the most brutal thing GET has posted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/467073243887697920/36990679_1644280102365480_3384055889873862656_n.jpg

2018-07-12 21:05:12 UTC

This legit brought on feels

2018-07-12 21:05:36 UTC

Holy shit

2018-07-12 21:05:53 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-07-12 21:06:12 UTC

Right now there's more evil women than men

2018-07-12 21:06:17 UTC

I'm convinced

2018-07-12 21:06:27 UTC

Stefan red pilled me too hard

2018-07-12 21:07:25 UTC

Who knows, evil men tend to outwardly show their evil side while evil women keep it to themselves and wait for a moment to strike

2018-07-12 21:17:10 UTC

Holy shit that made me mad @Deleted User

2018-07-12 21:17:38 UTC

its on the GET facebook page

2018-07-12 21:18:11 UTC

no joke I had the wipe a few tears from my eyes

2018-07-12 21:18:52 UTC

Congrats @Tom - GET Official You made a grown man cry

2018-07-12 21:21:01 UTC

holy fuck

2018-07-12 21:30:44 UTC

AAAAAAAAA

2018-07-12 21:30:57 UTC

WHEN IS 1776 PART 2 AAAAAAAA

2018-07-12 21:32:58 UTC

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2018-07-12 21:44:32 UTC

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2018-07-12 21:44:45 UTC

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2018-07-12 21:44:58 UTC

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2018-07-12 22:26:51 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-07-12 22:26:51 UTC

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2018-07-12 22:34:26 UTC

^ thank god that didn't happen

2018-07-12 23:17:19 UTC

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2018-07-12 23:25:17 UTC

@Mf1399 thanks though! Ya I think it was just discord wide with the connecting issues. Two of the other servers I was on were doing the same thing around 15:30 EST.

2018-07-12 23:25:21 UTC

Does papi trump ever come in here

2018-07-12 23:25:24 UTC

I want to talk to him

2018-07-12 23:25:33 UTC

Tell him how much I want his peen

2018-07-12 23:25:44 UTC

"foxy"

2018-07-12 23:25:52 UTC

this aint fnaf

2018-07-12 23:35:04 UTC

Real shame the in just 3 years Canada's army went from being very well trained and armed to limiting the ammo we use in training Because our budget is too small.

On paper we spend more on our army then we used to in 2015 but its been hijacked to support the illegals coming into the country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVvuHiA3Noo

2018-07-12 23:35:04 UTC
2018-07-12 23:35:13 UTC

Who are you talking about?

2018-07-12 23:46:23 UTC

STOP

2018-07-12 23:46:27 UTC

**STOP**

2018-07-12 23:46:31 UTC

** S T O P **

2018-07-12 23:48:11 UTC

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2018-07-12 23:56:47 UTC

> : (

2018-07-12 23:56:51 UTC

this rattles my bones

2018-07-13 00:04:07 UTC

REMOVE HERESY NOW <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817> <:godemperor:445097873890082817>

2018-07-13 00:13:24 UTC

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2018-07-13 00:31:26 UTC

Yay GET Live!

2018-07-13 00:34:49 UTC

So who's tired of winning?

2018-07-13 00:36:14 UTC

i've gone past the need for sleep

2018-07-13 01:02:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/467133598940790785/FB_IMG_1531443717708.jpg

2018-07-13 01:13:52 UTC

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2018-07-13 01:14:51 UTC

YASSSSSS

2018-07-13 01:23:19 UTC

GET Hoodies confirmed? ๐Ÿ˜

2018-07-13 01:28:53 UTC

Literally God-Emperor

2018-07-13 01:37:25 UTC

So
When these Aussies killed this disbled Afghan

2018-07-13 01:37:53 UTC

was he a combatant? Was he an illegal combatant or someone providing direct support to said assholes?

2018-07-13 01:38:13 UTC

If so I have no problem with him being smoked

2018-07-13 01:39:02 UTC

I additionally have no problem with these Aussies desecrating the dead., as this tells others "don't fuck with us," which saves lives.
Drinking beer from a prosthetic is not desecration, though. It's insult.

2018-07-13 01:39:13 UTC

Which, if you don't like that,
MUH FEELS

2018-07-13 01:44:45 UTC

muh feel feelz

2018-07-13 01:45:12 UTC

Sorry Tom, I couldn't help that daily reminder lol

2018-07-13 01:45:34 UTC

I'm mostly gay, but idgaf. I was fine wiyh that lol

2018-07-13 02:01:09 UTC

You should respect the dead of an honorable enemy.

2018-07-13 02:01:19 UTC

However, you should desecrate the dead of a dishonorable foe.

2018-07-13 02:01:24 UTC

Eye for an eye

2018-07-13 02:34:09 UTC

@Tom - GET Official hey man I felt like tonight episode was all over the place

2018-07-13 02:35:43 UTC

I enjoyed it, but it seemed different and was jumping alot, I understand that saying one thing can remind you of something that you want to say or would like too,

2018-07-13 02:36:12 UTC

But I honestly didn't get much out of the brexit tall and I was looking forward to talking about brexit

2018-07-13 02:37:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/467157624559894528/image.jpg

2018-07-13 02:38:07 UTC

Overall I thought it was a good episode and I encourage you to keep producing them because I as well as many many others enjoy it,
Just thought id share my 2 ยข

2018-07-13 02:45:48 UTC

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2018-07-13 02:47:02 UTC

Same

2018-07-13 03:06:15 UTC

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2018-07-13 03:16:53 UTC

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2018-07-13 03:17:02 UTC

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2018-07-13 03:22:59 UTC

Dlumph is so screwed

2018-07-13 04:08:57 UTC

xDDDDDDDD

2018-07-13 04:16:23 UTC

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2018-07-13 04:34:22 UTC

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2018-07-13 04:36:42 UTC

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2018-07-13 04:55:20 UTC

That doesnt sound like blasting

2018-07-13 04:55:59 UTC

Sounds remorseful and concerned for the future of her culture.

2018-07-13 04:56:55 UTC

"Damn bitch all this brown filth is fucking up your country" would be blasting her

2018-07-13 05:46:01 UTC

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2018-07-13 05:46:19 UTC

So this means we can exterminate pedophiles because they're now in their right mind, right?

2018-07-13 05:47:08 UTC

mass murder

2018-07-13 05:47:09 UTC

NOW

2018-07-13 05:47:10 UTC

plz

2018-07-13 05:47:30 UTC

You know what would be rad

2018-07-13 05:47:54 UTC

if they gave out "Pedo Exterminator" armbands, and you got to wear them if you were selected

2018-07-13 05:48:03 UTC

I'd gladly wear one.

2018-07-13 05:49:25 UTC

LEGAL UPDATE ON TOMMY ROBINSON: Tommy's appeal date has now been moved UP. It will be taking place on the 18th of July at the Royal Courts of Justice in London. The situation isย very delicate so we would ask that anyone attending the event this weekend or going to show support outside the court next week remains positive and peaceful. We are very close to seeing Tommy home with his family and need to keep the pressure up but we must also tread lightly to make sure that nothing gets in the way of justice being done and Tommy getting home to his wife and kids!ย #FreeTommyย #LetsGetHimHome

2018-07-13 05:52:04 UTC

#FreeTommy

2018-07-13 06:14:39 UTC

soneone come talk to me pls

2018-07-13 06:17:45 UTC

@Mf1399 bby let me tell you the tail of how I lost 100k to a colored hair liberal

2018-07-13 06:18:00 UTC

*over 100k

2018-07-13 06:19:15 UTC

i currently can't do voice chat rip. but I need to hear this story.

2018-07-13 06:19:20 UTC

frick

2018-07-13 06:19:31 UTC

THEN JOIN AND LISTEN BECAUSE i NEED TO VENT

2018-07-13 06:19:35 UTC

caps

2018-07-13 06:20:25 UTC

i can hear ya

2018-07-13 06:46:20 UTC

Voice chat going on, anyone that's up

2018-07-13 06:56:19 UTC

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2018-07-13 06:59:57 UTC

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2018-07-13 07:16:00 UTC

Based Mexicans or Degenerates?

2018-07-13 07:25:32 UTC

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2018-07-13 07:27:06 UTC

wot

2018-07-13 07:28:59 UTC

Alright

2018-07-13 07:29:04 UTC

Iโ€™m watching TV

2018-07-13 07:29:29 UTC

And these *FUCKING* porn ads are getting clever as *FUCK*

2018-07-13 07:55:18 UTC

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2018-07-13 08:00:47 UTC

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2018-07-13 08:27:26 UTC

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2018-07-13 08:28:17 UTC

Who'd win

2018-07-13 08:28:24 UTC

Big fat hilbilly

2018-07-13 08:28:26 UTC

Or

2018-07-13 08:28:37 UTC

Young Brawler on the left

2018-07-13 08:30:04 UTC

6,2 456 FatguyVS6,3 192 Boxer

2018-07-13 08:30:17 UTC

This big fat guy says he could box me

2018-07-13 08:30:28 UTC

And is talkin mad shit

2018-07-13 08:48:39 UTC

why is there a swiffer case on his counter

2018-07-13 08:55:15 UTC

ballon is up

2018-07-13 09:02:54 UTC

The US and the Philippines will start Free Trade Talks on September

2018-07-13 09:08:45 UTC

Is he going to box you with the rifle? Lol

2018-07-13 09:09:55 UTC

You would probably win but you better dodge that shit

2018-07-13 09:10:40 UTC

His arm is probably like 60 pounds a lucky hit would suck

2018-07-13 09:11:58 UTC

But if you get him on the ground he is fucked if he doesnt get top. Never seen a big guy shake anyone off.

2018-07-13 09:37:17 UTC

"breaking news" lol... pathetic

2018-07-13 10:27:39 UTC

I wonder if this line of thought would cause pain and anguish among our leftist friends.

They are hyperventilating over the supreme court nomination saying his appointment would overturn roe v wade.

Now assuming they are correct and if my math is correct that would mean there are currently 4 for and 4 against.

Doesn't the chief justice break ties? Thus blocking Trumps pick doesn't save roe v wade

2018-07-13 11:33:34 UTC

The baby trump is so pathetic...... I want it yuge Y U G E !!!!!

2018-07-13 12:25:19 UTC

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2018-07-13 12:26:02 UTC

So small...... so sad

2018-07-13 13:04:53 UTC

Wheres the Sad Khan balloon?

2018-07-13 13:10:53 UTC

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2018-07-13 13:12:51 UTC

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2018-07-13 13:24:18 UTC

I heard yโ€™all like jokes.

2018-07-13 13:25:01 UTC

Obama, Hillary, and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.

God looks at each of them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you what you believe in."

God asks Obama first: โ€œWhat do you believe, Obama?"

Obama looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I have always tried to do right by my countrymen."

God sees the essential goodness in Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and says, "Hillary. What do you believe?"

Hillary says, "I believe that passion, discipline, courage, and honour are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama, I believe in hard work and have always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American."

God is greatly moved by Hillary's eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?"

Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

2018-07-13 13:28:41 UTC

Trump goes to hell?

What's funny about that?

2018-07-13 13:28:52 UTC

God is the almighty

2018-07-13 14:12:15 UTC

got my new TOPS knife

2018-07-13 14:12:28 UTC

made in the USA

2018-07-13 14:12:35 UTC

can I have US citizenship now

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