>flip 1000 heads

mekos are crashing <:AAAAA:531152976358801422>

Nice

>flip all tails

>pasta fuckmiki

you basterd

NIGGER!|

Cum cum

>pasta >fuckmiki

oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes

>pasta chink whore

>pasta rapemiki

>pasta nigger

stupid nigger

Shid

>pasta boipussy

I'm not sure whats going on, but my asshole is in danger. Oh no! i was right!!! *intense ass clapping*

>pasta boipussy2

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/487321900540887040/615630719611306043/IMG_20190826_123329_091.jpg

>pasta boipussy3

"wah?! a prostate exam? Okay. If it means i don't get cancer. Wait, why are you using lubricant, it's just a finger right? Ah wait! That does not feel like a finger! Wait! Mmm! Please stop! Your gonna fill up my boi pussy?! wait! Oh no my asshole! AAAAAAAAH!"

.>pasta supaf

>pasta lophei

im 14 years old and im fit i go out all the fucking time and im in marching band please continue to suck your own 1 inch cock

>pasta supaf

his has devolved my intelligence more in the past minute then all the weed I’ve smoked I hope this helps you talk more shit saying it makes things worse without I wouldn’t be able to think straight right now because I’d be like you fucking filthy useless examples of a human

1 inch punisher gang

Supaf is most likley homeless rn kek

>pasta fucboicoal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/610625968976953345/Screenshot_20190812-190124.jpg

>flip all tails

FUCKING JEWNIGGER!

Brain degeneration via excessive weed consumption gang

>pasta fucboicoal2

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465441790846173195/625069343180587009/Screenshot_20190921-134139.jpg

>pasta fucboicoal3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/631996480185696256/Capture_2019-10-07-20-20-29.png

>give @Le Frenchman 1000

>pasta supaf2

Hmm

We have no supaf 2

I thought there was 2 supaf pastas

Nope

Odd

>pasta clownster

sloppy job mossad

>pasta clownster 2

>pasta ussliberty

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident

>createpasta chinkwhore https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465441790846173195/641747970970222602/Screenshot_20191106-161559.jpg

>pasta nopullout

wait. What do you mean you're gonna keep pumping. At least let me take plan b first mmmm

Higgety whore

<@&542474349832175627>

The most accurate role in the server

>pastalist

>pastas

How do I see what we have saved?

>8ball Should I masturbate

🎱 Amerikek, your question has been answered `Most likely.`

Oh no

GUys

GUYS

OH NO

IVE GOTTA DO IT

THE CUMBOT SAID SO

GUYS

THE CAVEMAN BLOOD IS GOING THROUGH ME

IVE GOTTA

IVE GOTTA

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

>8ball was getting tinder pointless

🎱 noobypropmaker, your question has been answered `Yes, definitely.`

Shit

>8ball go up 20kg deadlift next gym sesh?

🎱 ɪɴꜰᴏᴍᴀsʜᴇᴅ, ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟɪᴢᴇs ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴛ, your question has been answered `You may rely on it.`

fug

>8ball will i ever get a gf

🎱 noobypropmaker, your question has been answered `It is certain.`

<:YaaY:512039594108256257>

>8ball Will i ever lose weight? Will I ever get fit? Will I ever just, stop being so fat or not eat as much?

🎱 Amerikek, your question has been answered `Very doubtful.`

Now the real question

oof

>8ball will i end up with kids

🎱 noobypropmaker, your question has been answered `Outlook is good.`

I can't fellas.

Ah fuck

can't do it bot said so

Stop right there

Criminal cum

he has arrived

There he is

Cum you criminal

>8ball Did I fail NNN

🎱 Amerikek, your question has been answered `Most likely.`

<:GWcorbinMonkaGIGA:384871327292588054>

>8ball will corin remain a virgin

🎱 noobypropmaker, your question has been answered `It is certain.`

officer I only did it once

Kek

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

<:considering:550596038084395028>

<:virgin:550157024294600704>

bot knows all, trust the bot

>8ball will i pass NNN

🎱 noobypropmaker, your question has been answered `Yes.`

>8ball do I like turtles?

🎱 Duke of Txtspeak, your question has been answered `Reply hazy, try again.`

Eyy

Thrust bot

>8ball are kebabs worse than niggers?

🎱 Duke of Txtspeak, your question has been answered `Outlook isn't good.`

Now stop using fucking bot you troglodytes

REEEEEEE

>8ball will we stop using bots in general

🎱 noobypropmaker, your question has been answered `Concentrate and ask again.`

We have rules for fuck's sake

And we

<:foffmods:546798052296491008> <:foffmods:546798052296491008> <:foffmods:546798052296491008> <:foffmods:546798052296491008> <:foffmods:546798052296491008> <:foffmods:546798052296491008> <:foffmods:546798052296491008>

>Mods coming in to fix shit

***LIVE IN A SOCIETY***

>Participating because we're retarded

.e <:foffmods:546798052296491008>

fucking coconut crabs

Fucking hermit crabs

.e 🦊

My face smells like mint because of after shave

Coconut Crabs

Lord bless I have my foxxy

I'd fuck it

put your dick between the big or little pincer?

<:yikes:550156991583092756>

Bruh imagine getting a handy from a coconut crab

If it has a hole It's a hole

<:yikes2:550156979419480095>

@noobypropmaker poor ass skin bracer smellin nigga

Jesus fuck

For some reason emotes are huge as shit

@goobergopher REEEEEE

*Pained dog noises*

@noobypropmaker was I right?

FUCK YOU WERE

<:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

Lolol

>8ball Did I lose NNN?

Only mint aftershave that normies use

>8ball will i get a job this month

https://youtu.be/4DZ0VEjJZs4

Shit

fast as fucc boi

Fastest fucc in the west

y dafuc miki 🅱roke

@noobypropmaker look up Stirling soaps

Good shaving soaps and aftershaves

Hail Satan

Welp

Time to lose NNN

<:salute:558007048122400795>

it looks like an armored tarantula

@noobypropmaker SKINBRACER POOR

<:KEK:465443054254424065> <:KEK:465443054254424065> <:KEK:465443054254424065> <:KEK:465443054254424065> <:KEK:465443054254424065> <:KEK:465443054254424065> <:KEK:465443054254424065> <:KEK:465443054254424065>

*I'LL FUCKING GET BETTER SHIT WHEN I HAVE NEETBUX REEE*

I bet you use a five blade Gillette

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

Oh fuck that I'm not that autistic

I got a Gillette better than that Xtreme bullshit

Lolol

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

Fucking autists

>Be me
>Go to work
>Work
>Go home
>Go to bed because my legs are dead after standing still for 4 hours

I must lie down

B-but it shaves my nuts good

*laughs in former auto mechanic*

F

How shit was that?

Imagine unironically buying a five blade razor

>Be me

>Have no knowledge of razors

>Buy what's there

idk wtf I am doing with my life

But really of you guys want to get into DE shaving let me know

Tfw need new belt

<:YaaY:512039594108256257>

What if we want to support demolition ranch so we get dollar shave club?

Damn bruh I wish I could have such luxury, then the surface of where my pubes are would be as smooth as a baby's ass.

Well meh, I don't need it.

I aint putting sharp shit anywhere near my dong lol

It's actually cheaper to do than use disposable plasticnrazors

Only shave my balls once they start lookin like nam kek

@Duke of Txtspeak I shave em all the time.

Never had a cut.

I bought 100 blades for 7 dollars and they will last me a year or more

tbh its not for that

its so I don't get dong shit on the razors I use for my face

Then have 2 separate razors.

That and im too lazy

The razor is the most expensive part

If you trim the hedges, the tree will look larger.

I kinda want to try using those old fashioned straight razors but i know my dumb ass would skin my throat on accident kek

@noobypropmaker I have one somewhere but I didn't like it because it takes so much work

To keep it sharpened

Sharpening is a bitch if you don't know how to do it properly

Kek

Well, imma going to sleep

Night

@noobypropmaker oh well once them neet bucks come in let me show you the world of DE shaving

Oh btw doc

I have like 70-80 bucks

Should I spend it on sex toys or save it for sex toys

<:GWcorbinHolyFuck:384871347756728321>

@Deleted User uhhhh wut

Save it fgt

Kidding

Alright

@goobergopher yeet

@Deleted User take a actual woman out on a date

As I said it was ajoke

I'm gonna save it for something else.

>be me
>see generic childrens hospital ad
>"if you could donate $19.00 a month blah blah blah."
>whotfcandonate$19amonth.jpg

I mean if it makes you feel better, i totally believed it.

$19 is sourced by lonely spinsters who just want to burn all their money to spite their kids who are fighting over who gets the house, couch, and everything inbetween. @noobypropmaker

<:aaaaAAAAAAAAA:550456611328622606>

tf happened

Bot posting

hmm

Wut

idk

Penis

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