Jesus fuck

For some reason emotes are huge as shit

@goobergopher REEEEEE

*Pained dog noises*

@noobypropmaker was I right?

FUCK YOU WERE

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Lolol

>8ball Did I lose NNN?

Only mint aftershave that normies use

>8ball will i get a job this month

https://youtu.be/4DZ0VEjJZs4

Shit

fast as fucc boi

Fastest fucc in the west

y dafuc miki 🅱roke

@noobypropmaker look up Stirling soaps

Good shaving soaps and aftershaves

Hail Satan

Welp

Time to lose NNN

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it looks like an armored tarantula

@noobypropmaker SKINBRACER POOR

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*I'LL FUCKING GET BETTER SHIT WHEN I HAVE NEETBUX REEE*

I bet you use a five blade Gillette

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Oh fuck that I'm not that autistic

I got a Gillette better than that Xtreme bullshit

Lolol

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Fucking autists

>Be me
>Go to work
>Work
>Go home
>Go to bed because my legs are dead after standing still for 4 hours

I must lie down

B-but it shaves my nuts good

*laughs in former auto mechanic*

F

How shit was that?

Imagine unironically buying a five blade razor