What if we want to support demolition ranch so we get dollar shave club?

Damn bruh I wish I could have such luxury, then the surface of where my pubes are would be as smooth as a baby's ass.

Well meh, I don't need it.

I aint putting sharp shit anywhere near my dong lol

It's actually cheaper to do than use disposable plasticnrazors

Only shave my balls once they start lookin like nam kek

@Duke of Txtspeak I shave em all the time.

Never had a cut.

I bought 100 blades for 7 dollars and they will last me a year or more

tbh its not for that

its so I don't get dong shit on the razors I use for my face

Then have 2 separate razors.

That and im too lazy

The razor is the most expensive part

If you trim the hedges, the tree will look larger.

I kinda want to try using those old fashioned straight razors but i know my dumb ass would skin my throat on accident kek

@noobypropmaker I have one somewhere but I didn't like it because it takes so much work

To keep it sharpened

Sharpening is a bitch if you don't know how to do it properly

Kek

Well, imma going to sleep

Night

@noobypropmaker oh well once them neet bucks come in let me show you the world of DE shaving

Oh btw doc

I have like 70-80 bucks

Should I spend it on sex toys or save it for sex toys

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@Deleted User uhhhh wut

Save it fgt

Kidding

Alright

@goobergopher yeet

@Deleted User take a actual woman out on a date

As I said it was ajoke

I'm gonna save it for something else.

>be me
>see generic childrens hospital ad
>"if you could donate $19.00 a month blah blah blah."
>whotfcandonate$19amonth.jpg

I mean if it makes you feel better, i totally believed it.

$19 is sourced by lonely spinsters who just want to burn all their money to spite their kids who are fighting over who gets the house, couch, and everything inbetween. @noobypropmaker

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tf happened

Bot posting

hmm

Wut

idk

Penis

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Cops at walm again

Kek

Ye load 16 tons whaddya get

Another day older and deeper in debts

Another day horny and single

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Boof

I'm almost home

But fucking traffic turns a 1 mile drive into 20 minutes

On 5:69 PM of November 3rd, I coomed. And Epstein didn't kill himself.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP07oyFTRXc

ok so you guys are realy good in making and finding spoobs stories i assume

30 minutes early to work

Fuck me

Hot

xD

do you know of any spooky stories about "woipadinger"

i mean technically they look anything but spooky

but they are still very much supposed to be eating people

***YE LOAD 16 TONS WHADDYA GET***

***ANOTHER DAY OLDER AND DEEPER IN DEBTS***

@r.lupus Yeah kinda.

Dionysus is especially good at finding them.

ok whos that

@Dionysus AKA Giegue

What

A nigga wants to know who you are, fren.

Ah, who?

i heared you know stories about woipadinger

I'm a nigger

@r.lupus Woipadinger???

ye

Lemme search for a sec

bavarian folklore is weird all the stuff is one the one hand kinda wholesome but on the other hand very much fucked up

Is that just a Jackalope?

i mean i dont know what a jackalope is

Jackrabbit and an Antelope.

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https://www.google.com/search?q=jackalope&rlz=1C1GGRV_enUS748US748&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjXtvzx1NblAhXRwVkKHUQHBCQQ_AUIEigB&biw=2133&bih=1076

kinda yea

they are supposed to live in the bavarian national forrest and in the alps

It actually states that the Wolpertinger is a similar animal.

Of course though, at the end of the day they're cryptids.

Woipadinger have wings though

Yeah.

they eat nuts, roots and "soft headed prussians"