Two people in front of me order food in Spanish

I’m <:swet:671404160393936948> because I don’t know how tf to ask for a straw in Spanish

hopefully the virus decimates commiefornia

And the fuckin server speaks to me I. Spanish

Yell out "Negrito esta comiendo frijoles"

I speak decent Spanish

I just don’t know how tf to say straw

https://twitter.com/livecrisisnews/status/1233483738140598272

I speak enough that I spent 3 months in Guatemala just fine

"can I have a straw" = puedo tomar una pajita @Papa John's Day of Reckoning

Pajita

Fuckin hell

A word you only need to know in commiefornia where they don’t give you straws

Prediction WHO / CCP figures:
>Cases: 89,871 / Deaths: 3,111

Prediction (29th Jan) "100k infected claim Doctors":
>Cases: 1,150,275 / Deaths: 39,813

Prediction (1st Feb) "Tencent accidentally leak figures":
>Cases: 951,287 / Deaths: 251,597

Prediction (8th Feb) "Guo Wengui: 1.5mil infected":
>Cases: 3,589,856 / Deaths: 191,301

And it’s fucking America

Fun fact: pajita has a second meaning <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

OH SHIT

GOTEM

Now spanish people giggle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/681101528425168897/681700793669124128/poop.mp4

It is true, but it is not how it works

Don't eat poop

The immigrant reception center 1939

"Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions."

it also means penis doesnt it @Uksio

pajita

So basically

We’re trucked

Fuck off autocroreect

trucked

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) Yes

the spanish flu actually came from france didnt it

Spanish flu doesn’t even compare though

specifically from the trenches

According to that at least

If 1/400 deaths is what that was

That’s like .25%

If you want to avoid awkward giggles, "popote" is the kosher-halal way to say "drinking straw"

This is 2%

Kosher halal

WE DA 2%

<:poggers:583775485620781087> <:pepegun:588019479401726001>

She's getting thicker everytime more stats are announced

WE NEED TO STOP HER

WHY ARE YOU LEWDING A FUCKING VIRUS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We are celebrating a fucking plague <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

CHECKED

poopoote

Hold up

7% of closed cases result in death

SEVEN PERCENT OF CLOSED CASES RESULT IN DEATH

This is not some measly 2% death rate

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1233052330460884998

woof

@Papa John's Day of Reckoning It's only about twice as deadly as the seasonal plague among 10-19 year olds

@The Roman Emperor dude, use the coloured version

DUDE

(IE. 0.2% IIRC)

HERE WE GO

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck Not true anymore.

@Datimperialboi69 Super Sonico is a meh waifu tbqh

Even if it’s not deadly to me

As of Feburary 22nd 2020, we had doctors who we're in healthy condition (between 22 and 27) die of kidney failure with the virus

It’s very deadly to humans as a whole

>in healthy condition

in China?

No.

and retards are still saying its a nothing burger

However

there was a 27 year old doctor in Korea I think

>Asian

She died of corona in just 3 days

It directly attacks the....

AEC2 receptor?

whatever the fucking receptor is called

The problem is there CANT be a cure for it.

it's more present in Asians

THERE IS NO CURE FOR CORONA

hence why the cure is fucking them up

No cure

It's physically impossible

@Uksio thats unironically good enough to go into the porn folder