Yes

Dungeons and dicks isnwhat id guess we have

From scrolling this channel

https://app.roll20.net/join/5601675/hcYbDQ

Just for rolling dice.

>12 charisma
>Still seduced some beta because wammen

@Dasick thats my charisma

And im not a beta you retarded pole

>12 cha
>Not a beta

Reading wrath's character template gives me cancer

I am reminded of hamburger helper

Holy shit is this cring

"i used to be a sloot therefore i flirt with everyone"

>low charisma cause im autistic
>Can literally break your spine with one hit

bruh, don't blame me. We made these characters on the fly last night

Never intended to actually play as them

Riiiiiiight

Hamster on oh *woman*

Can I play a monk to a homebrew god?

Was thinking it'd be fun to be a zealot for some kind of a chaos god that hates dwarves, but be like a dwarf monk

@SUPER MALE VITALITY™ if you can actually get on at appropriate times

"The island of Elysium also known as the ends of the world was discovered a near 200 years ago by sailors lost at sea. Previously thought too dangerous to settle by any reasonable person it was settled by all manner of miscreants and pirates who sought refuge from the laws of man.

Rumours of a powerful mysterious substance called 'shards' hidden underground the island started surfacing among seafaring folk. This threw the natives of the old world into somewhat of a gold rush, hoping to be the first to conquer the islands and it's precious resources.

In the last few years an ambitious group of humans managed to establish it's first official port and city shortly followed by half orcs, dwarves, gnomes and all manner of folk. All of which are competing against each other for territory and mining rights.

You a group of adventurers, find yourself on a boat heading to Elysium. Whether for adventure, to bring the light of your ideals, to conquer or fleeing your old life you feel that here will suit you just fine

For better or for worse.."

https://5thsrd.org/spellcasting/spell_lists/bard_spells/

You guys on? I'm headed home about now, could use a little character creation assist if there's a tool for it, have the basics figured out at least

We are on, I can help you with character. But you have to be able to show up :p

kek

What time you guys settle on? I don't usually work this early lol, but if it's a daytime thing it gives me an excuse to wake up

I just got home be on once I settle in

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/647933911309221888/656547350839427107/1576603379871.png?width=522&height=676

>no human fighter

@Tactical Leman im THE human frighter

based and fighterpilled

@Wrath tell Dusan how my fighter Is cool, edgy, and not generic

Session Date: 27/12/19
Mission Name: Humble beginnings

We sought passage on a ship to the Archipelago of islands known as Elysium. Travelling on the sea for a number of days the sea grew rough and before we know it we were battling a fierce storm. The ship rolled and listed side to side as the waves crashed against the hull. Reeling from a large thump against something we glanced over the edge of the ship to see a singular large eye looking straight at us, its giant maw agape. Tentacles slammed against the ship as we helplessly were thrashed around. Thinking quickly we rushed to a life boat leaping from the side. We helplessly fought the storm before being taken by the water.

We awoke on a beach, the sun bearing down on us. Coughing up water we were dehydrated and hungry. Gathering our things we headed into the forest. Coming upon a small pool of water not far in we were oblivious and unwittingly walked into a grove where two enraged merfolk where resting. A battle ensued and we slaughtered them. Jumping into the salt water pool they were resting in one of our party members swam down into the depth of the pool. It was much deeper than expected! At the bottom we found a lot of bones one of which had a magical ring on it, a ring of water walking!
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Finding a small path we followed it up hill finding a stream. A strange fruit bearing cactus like tree seeming out of place in a forest like this was before us. Dehydrated one of our party members cut it and a strange liquid bowled in it. Drinking the water although refreshing a small twig started to grow out of our party member, quickly snapping it off before it could grow larger we continued suspecting some fey trickery.

Continuing onto the path brought us to a large body of water as dusk was setting in. Breaking into a small boathouse for shelter we bedded down for the night. Overnight we were accosted by some scraggly looking smugglers calling themselves ‘the freemen’. Swiftly decapitating them one of our party members finds a chest they seemed to have brought with them. Cracking it open it set off a trap as a magically enhanced dagger shot out into the roof. Inside the chest was a set of armour that smells heavily of the sea, barnacles across the chest seeming to be also magical in nature.
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Finishing our rest we left the boat and the bodies (though one was lightly chewed on) behind finding our way along the path to a small looking village. [Retcon: Amended ending] It’s boarded up windows seemed scratched as a body lay in the street. Rushing to the body we found a series of goblins in the streets. Jumping into the fray we saved the town from the goblin attack. The owner of the bar was a well-endowed dwarvern lady calling herself ‘Myra, the owner of the broken shovel tavern.’ She thanked us graciously giving us free lodging, drink and food.

She broke out some off her less legal booze as well. Partaking our memories get a little hazy, flashes of a bar fight and undead, a couple of gnome dancers and a very seductive Tiefling and disappearing up the stairs our party continued leading to some very questionable memories. And then.. black..

Waking up with a pounding head ache one of our party members looks around the room they’re staying in. It’s full of bunting like a celebration. Clothes and cups are strewn across the room; it’s a mess! Our party member to their shock discovered that they have a new ring made of ribbons, around their left ring finger.

This channel gives me cancer

@Dasick agreed

Me too. Imagine playing anything other than GURPS.

Üwu

Gurps is too general for its own good

Shadowrun is the true superior rpg system

But even if you gotta play dnd, dont fucking play 5e and dont fucking use it as an excuse yo roleplay your weord lewd shit

Use pathfinder

Verily do I dislike non-serious DnD games

gay

le slutty elf

I found a new program on my computer and started doodling to test it out, it ended up looking so fucking stupid I had to share

I present, Uwu the Blind, assume this is what it looks like when we play

@Dasick shadow run is based. Just hate trying to manage the matrix and casters

my shiet

<:nigger:554803148129173522>

>he makes a knight character
>he doesn't make a chad cataphract character

disgusting, never post here again

@Tactical Leman Dude okay

I literally SAID I wanted to today in chat, not even fucking kidding

I wanted to make a cataphract that looked like he was from the ERE

Know what happened?

didn't see that earlier

Bitchpants McCrabby *ala* Wrath said no.

Oh.

That's fuckin' heresy.

I was in voice.

I seriously wanted to man

I

I understand

Cataphracts are cool

I apologize for my words

u nearly made me cri

😭

cataphracts are chad tier enough I made a custom subclass for them in the few 5e settings I do run

They're pretty fucking cool when done right

Can't wait for Bannerlord

yeah

^