At a Russian speaking ROCOR Parish in California

lol

and no russian girls your age at all?

There's a few here

One of them is married

I attract older because autism and some mommy issues

Well, settle for one younger or your age duh

I can't use church attendance as a filter because it's just the silly teenmass

But you can

Mommy issues ?

I think what he means is he has a decent mother shaped hole in his life

So he wants an older woman to cope with his lack of a good mom

Ah

One time I sat next to a really gorgeous girl in Mass, too bad I was distracted enough because I had just accidentally killed two cats

Aw man

What happened

There's a lot going on in that message.

xd

I remember that day

I did post it here

Those two bastards got inside the tyre holes

oh well

Nooooo

Yeah

Weren't they small too?

Yes

Idk, this was like a month ago

Sad times

Kittens killed by accident :c sad times indeed.

My biggest pastime is raising animals, stuff like this breaks my heart

But hey, the other cats were eaten by a big cat later on

Oh jeez

So I spared them a violent cannibalized death

A mercy

Wild cats and dogs are vicious

My cat is a domesticated wild one

Cycle of life

https://gfycat.com/glisteningliquidlcont

Чи тата чита цытаты тацыта?

Ват?

Just trolling

I guess Polish doesn't actually transliterate that well?

Not at all

>polish

<:bruh:569616839340982272>

>не татарча түгел

ne tatarcha t?gel?

Tugel

It's in Tatar

I am undecided on whether barbarians using cyrillic is a good thing or not

Башҡортостан республикаһының матбуғат үҙәге беҙҙең баҫмалар конференциялар

Now I'm shitposting

It actually really be like that

I wonder if there's a hardbass version of Allstar out there.

@Dasick

🤣

not all slavic women

some are like

look like theyre 18 but have 3 kids

Thats most

25yr old Western women look like a 45 year old slavic woman

How dare you speak Ill of our Anglo beauties!

Even you call them slags

That's what a tanning bed does to you

That's not the point!

and taking lots of dicks

being a slag ages them so much

Also wagecucking

Woman's job is to make her man be able to work two shifts, not work one for him.

Yeah the stress of trying to be something they're not probably takes a toll on them

Solution: Bully women into becoming neets

Fuck, that's me already

Good

so long as they dont get their neetbux from the guv

My ancestor :)

That being said, I should get rid of my beard so I'd look like a proper cossack

Can you Hopak?

Im too thicc to dance

I am Hetman

free Ukraine

My facial hair goes ginger if it gets too long. Think I'll stick to the Statham look.

Lost of a lot of flexibility in my knees.

At least my moustache is wider than my face

That being said i dont exactly want to be associated with anything Ukrainian at this time

So maybe will have to wait a little

ginger beard master race

+100% chance to evade jizya

Meanwhile I got +100% chance to dab on the turkish sultan

turkey should get their shit in order

nd get a sultan

so we can dab on him

Sultan erdogan would be too easy of a dab

normal sultans want europe to become turkey

not for turkey to become europe