I wonder if there's a hardbass version of Allstar out there.

@Dasick

🤣

not all slavic women

some are like

look like theyre 18 but have 3 kids

Thats most

25yr old Western women look like a 45 year old slavic woman

How dare you speak Ill of our Anglo beauties!

Even you call them slags

That's what a tanning bed does to you

That's not the point!

and taking lots of dicks

being a slag ages them so much

Also wagecucking

Woman's job is to make her man be able to work two shifts, not work one for him.

Yeah the stress of trying to be something they're not probably takes a toll on them

Solution: Bully women into becoming neets

Fuck, that's me already

Good

so long as they dont get their neetbux from the guv

My ancestor :)

That being said, I should get rid of my beard so I'd look like a proper cossack

Can you Hopak?

Im too thicc to dance

I am Hetman

free Ukraine

My facial hair goes ginger if it gets too long. Think I'll stick to the Statham look.

Lost of a lot of flexibility in my knees.

At least my moustache is wider than my face

That being said i dont exactly want to be associated with anything Ukrainian at this time

So maybe will have to wait a little

ginger beard master race

+100% chance to evade jizya

Meanwhile I got +100% chance to dab on the turkish sultan

turkey should get their shit in order

nd get a sultan

so we can dab on him