Blonde jews like me

Do it

fucking go for it

And they arent retarded

so if anime can make you regain your virginity

They just love arguing with me

Non white women have always really liked me

No idea why

can you just make a thot watch anime and get a virgin gf

🤔

Must be my MASSIVE ***GUNS***

>come home from work
>azn wife is there to greet you
https://youtu.be/VKMw2it8dQY

I like this Iranian girl i know

Shes pretty cute

I don't know any women anymore

90% sure shes engaged tho

what the fuck are women

is that some kind of trap

A miserable pile of lies

unironically yes

I was talking to this chick at the bar the other day after getting stood up for a date

Apparently you have to be rico sauve on tinder just to get a fucking reply

and she was telling me women never get stood up for dates

massive black pill tbh

Objectively false

I have stood up women

Oh man i got a good one about that actually

maybe that is how we patrol

We all need to become ubermensch so we can reject women and destroy their egos

So, i was on okcupid or some shit

Intersectional feminist type

every incel makes a chad account

and stands up women

Tbh we all need to catfish women, and when we meet them bully them

I start shit talking her and make her go to the black part of town for a date at 2am

Next day 11am "Wow its been a long time since anyones stood me up"

when they show up just whip out your switch and copy of mario tennis

works every time

"I'm still interested in seeing you though"

AAAAHAHHAAHAHAHA

So, i dick around with her

Say a buncha hilarious shit

Then

I make a dinner date with her

About 3 hours before the date

I send a text with a photo

The text was "hey i was working on hanging stuff in my house and hit my hand with a hammer and now its swollen to shit. Im gonna have to cancel"

The photo was my hand but instead of my thumb it was obviously my dick

you're a hero to us all

She was PISSED

lmfao

I just responded "my hand hurts:("

Got blocked finally

owned gangnam style

You just gotta believe in yourself

Dude i was crying laughing tbh

lmao

That dick pic was magnificent, my magnum opus

What a fucking legend

I just send women pictures of Arby's and bibles

Nah you gotta be funny with it

Make sure its content your buddies wanna see and laugh at

my friends would just tell me I'm wasting my time demeaning women

they are all married though so what do I know

My friends would probably laugh

Don’t really wanna put the effort in tho

Especially since I might have one of them as a waitress to seomthign

rofl

Idk man, if its a battlefield they wanna make it you can always date, be nice to the ones who treat you right, and be a superdickhead to the goblins

If you are in a city you will have lots of shit choices

They will want you to treat them as they feel

yea, city living is suffering

I'm the kind of person to go to absurd lengths for a joke, as soon as I have some spendable moneyI'll probably install tinder to fuck with these thots

this shit sounds too fun

My trolling got me in deep shit thanks to the homos in politics but whatever

my issue these days is after working and working out

Its fun

I have like no energy anymore to even think about women

idk what to do now

Hobbies

I want to hire a highschool marching band to meet her when I stand a bitch up

I'll be in the bushes with a camera

Hobby lobby has wood carving kits for like 15 bucks

most of my free time is just working on the house and on the guns

lol

Listen to good stuff and make something

Well keeping your home is a hobby tbh

that's what I do

You can always take pride in keeping a good home

yea

but women don't give a shit about that

They do not. However, women don't give a shit about much of anything not in the category of immediate need

Or want

that is is the fundamental problem I guess

giving a shit about what women want

lol

exactly though

If you care about your values, they conform to you

I'mma show up to tinder date in full clown costume

big rt

and rent a clown car

and pick her up in that

Film plz

the sixnine strat

@RetardO ExtremeO

what did he mean by this...

lmfao who did this

lmao

https://archive.li/gwpcx

Sounds like ron paul is a #nodumper

what are the #nodump benefits

high power

a massive poopy

was elvis #nodump gang?

idk genius was he

https://www.livescience.com/59473-what-is-hirschsprung-disease.html

is this the power of #nodump

you mean agonising pain your entire life?

nodump makes you the loudest, most boisterous man in the room

the biggest turd in the bowl

is the Knife a nodumper

I'm on day 109 and niggas call me the unflushable goon

pooping is fucking gross why would u ever do that

honestly

after you have nodumped for 5 months

https://twitter.com/Chainbody/status/1013881425097981952

>nodump
The fuck

go away filthy dumper

>he lets poop fall OUT OF HIS ASS

Are you telling me you dump?

Hahaha dumpcuck

Fellas fellas stop infighting this is what the Jews want

no more brother wars

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhIUvFMXUAE4MFP.jpg:large

okay, now this is epic

didn't know fancy restaurants had booster seats

Dude pride month is over why are they pushing it still

homos are on the ropes

clinging to relevancy

HetereoMaster (@mm_thewriter) Tweeted:
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Tell me she isnt white

She not white I’m not white

idc if she white or not

shes tan

looks more slavic than hispanic

She Israeli

Hubris instagram links led me to this and there's no going back

Ok so I'm prolly right then

https://www.instagram.com/shachar__alkoser/?hl=en

THIS IS BIOLOGICAL WARFARE

LACTOSE NUKES

good night lads

night night nigga

gn g

wholesome

That Jew bitch is grosd

In about 5 years she will look like Barbara Streisand

She's also hiding her old woman gut with those ugly high shorts all the fatties wear

I mean, I don't think anyone's looking at instagram girls and thinking "this is going to be my long term relationship"

I'm not a saudi

also, if you look through her other photos she's got a massive gap in her teeth

to the point where you could fit a tiny, additional tooth

does that matter? no

I'm here for the obvious

This whole "everyone but white women age poorly" argument is a meme

that italian/irish mix that you see in Louisiana seems to never age at all

something something not white lel original meme please dont steal or RT

the problem with the "black dont crack" and all variants of it use the 1% of beautiful people to support it

Oooo la la

MILK TRUCK

talking about JF censoring Youcis: https://www.mycircle.tv/1951-28-2782

this is the watch together ^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_GadfnHN9g

this is the stream

what is this

i guess the thing where jf never wants youcis on TPS anymore or smtn idk

Youcis is a degenerate if that wasn't already obvious

later these kids will say that, but instead of pointing iphones its guns 😃

We can only pray

generation zyklon is bullshit. the saviors will be generation gamer

What did this thot do again

*click*
*points gun at journalist*
"Yep this is going into the cemetery*

https://www.twitch.tv/BeardsonBeardly the king of this servers is #owning bowser jr bitches rn

meme confirmed dead

ppl making gay animations of it on youtube

all the good memes get raped to death

Make that your fetish and you win

did reddit get its claws on it?

mark down the name steve flo

SteveFlo will get the day of the racket

SteveFlo is a buster

Type of nerd to get his pokemon fainted 6-0 and duck you 4L

dangt beardson made a bowser jr fag rage quit

https://clips.twitch.tv/RenownedBombasticChinchillaStrawBeary

what did Kraut have on this guy? how was Kraut able to scare this guy off the internet?

him and sherratt have his name i'm pretty sure

and i'm assuming his gf's name

damn

rip my guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXyY3J8LbA

GIVE ME ASIAN GF NOW!!!!!

“””girl”””

Lel kraut is still around?

These nobodies online really need to get over themselves

the zlist e-celeb wars of early 2018 was really the worst content

the fact they are still trying to dox people means they didn't learn their lesson that "no one cares that you don't have a chin"

when the take so hot what the fuck are you talking about

isnt kraut the vibrating nipple clamps dude

how did he not shameleave the internet

Euros! Not so good!

ecelebs can't leave their precious elife

because real life is pain

https://mobile.twitter.com/1eggwhite/status/1014104082003394560?s=19

wtf somebody dm him to just chill

is he staying on twitter?

im watchin his video

https://youtu.be/k9No2Kr_0IQ

it sounds like he is doing this for his own mental health, which tbh shouldn't be discouraged

sometimes people get into habits that they gotta break, and he seems to be pretty self-aware and is oding doing what he can

can't knock him for wanting to step back

what is so stressful about shitposting

likely the drinking aspect is whats killin him

who knows

he should just chill with the streamin and drinkin and still do vids

here at 5 minutes he sounds like my internal monologue

okay maybe not the getting drunk and tackling the computer desk lmao

reminder that alcohol is big gay

the mental health of americans is awful

our quality of life is insanely disjointed

material wealth but extreme despair

gonna go make an omlette in honor

Pepo are eating ray peat carrot salad

People are reading The Berenstain Bears go to Brazil

Maybe eggy should just control his drinking

Tbh stepping away from shit may be his only perceived path to that

Addiction fucks your mind up, sometimes you gotta purge it all to get away.

Im sure he will return in time

nodumpgang check in

Hold in! #NoDumpGang

G...guys

Made it 15 days and fucked up

Im sorry