I was talking to this chick at the bar the other day after getting stood up for a date

Apparently you have to be rico sauve on tinder just to get a fucking reply

and she was telling me women never get stood up for dates

massive black pill tbh

Objectively false

I have stood up women

Oh man i got a good one about that actually

maybe that is how we patrol

We all need to become ubermensch so we can reject women and destroy their egos

So, i was on okcupid or some shit

Intersectional feminist type

every incel makes a chad account

and stands up women

Tbh we all need to catfish women, and when we meet them bully them

I start shit talking her and make her go to the black part of town for a date at 2am

Next day 11am "Wow its been a long time since anyones stood me up"

when they show up just whip out your switch and copy of mario tennis

works every time

"I'm still interested in seeing you though"

AAAAHAHHAAHAHAHA

So, i dick around with her

Say a buncha hilarious shit

Then

I make a dinner date with her

About 3 hours before the date

I send a text with a photo

The text was "hey i was working on hanging stuff in my house and hit my hand with a hammer and now its swollen to shit. Im gonna have to cancel"

The photo was my hand but instead of my thumb it was obviously my dick

you're a hero to us all

She was PISSED

lmfao

I just responded "my hand hurts:("

Got blocked finally

owned gangnam style

You just gotta believe in yourself

Dude i was crying laughing tbh

lmao

That dick pic was magnificent, my magnum opus

What a fucking legend

I just send women pictures of Arby's and bibles

Nah you gotta be funny with it